Tuesday, March 27, 2007

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Movie Review: The Ladder of Love

The Ladder of Love

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Studio: Private Category: European

First amazing thing I noticed about this movie? Not only does it feature attractive women like most adult films, but I’ll be damned if they guys weren’t cute too! Finally, some nice eye candy for the viewers more into the boys. I also liked how this movie was broken up into little vignettes, so you could watch short stories one at a time, or go through the entire thing, depending on what interests you, and how much time you have. Additionally, I enjoyed the small background you got on some of the stars, before the hard (and hot!) fucking that makes the film so much fun. Just as a fair warning, most of the stars have sexy foreign accents, so if you’re really big on understanding everything that is said, you might get a little frustrated, but to be honest, I think the accents make the movie even hotter. Best scene? The swingers party with Myli and Nicky Black (and their respective men).
-Essin’ Em

Monday, March 26, 2007

Rockin' out at the Dinah!

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Sex Tips; Role Playing, Part 1

Well folks, it’s time that I write about something very near and dear to my heart; fantasy roll playing. No, I’m not talking about online RPG games, I’m talking about heating it up in the bedroom with a little pretend Everyone has an imagination, and hopefully most of you are using yours. Sex should be fun, and exciting, and to keep it such, a great thing you can do is mix it up a bit from time to time.
-Essin’ Em

To help you out a little, I’ve asked around the office, held a unofficial poll and we’ve come up with ten of the most popular sexual role playing fantasies, and I’ll give you a little info and some ideas about each of them.

 

10. Fireman/woman 

Yes, yes, there is always the appeal of a guy with a big hose, but there is more to it than that. Maybe there is something to being rescued, whether to be saved from a burning house, or if you need them to put out the fire of passion burning in your panties. Either way, this is always a fun one. Start with some back pants and the hot suspenders, and maybe even crank up the thermostat to get the blood pumping and sweat dripping. After being rescued, take a nice cool shower to cool the two of you down, and you can always slide down the fire pole again and again. 

9. Cowgirls/Cowboys 

Whether you’re into the more countrified version or more of a rhinestone cowgirl kind of a deal, chaps look good on everyone. And cowboy/girl hats are easy to come by, and look just as hot. See if you can find a mechanical bull near you to get you in the mood; otherwise, just wrangle your partner and ride them long and hard into the night. Rope is a great prop with this one. 

8. Medical role play (nurses and doctors) 

It might be the pure, crispness of a nurses outfit, or all the intimate places a doctor gets to go, but nurse/doctor, nurse/patient and doctor/patient scenarios are definitely everywhere you look! If you don’t feel like buying all new outfits, check out your local thrift store for scrubs, and a kids store for a play stethoscope. When you’re a really adventurous person, you can even get a plastic speculum and check out things down there…enjoy being the naughty nurse or devious doctor you’ve always envied! 

7. Cheerleader/Sports Team 

One of my co-workers from Hotmovies.com is apparently all about the joggers and swim instructors, so I’ll throw that in here just for him. Cheerleaders and the football team, or the team coach and star player, or even teammates, there is something about coming off the field, track or rink while hot and sweaty and with adrenaline pumping. Any short skirt can help to pull of the cheerleader look, and a sports bra and athletic shorts can be used for the athletic look. If you want to be more accurate, stop by a thrift store or sporting goods store to pick up the more authentic pieces…and then, play ball! 

6. Police/criminal 

While jail fantasies are certainly popular, finding a place with bars and a padlock can be difficult. To make things easier, get a cheap pair (or two) of handcuffs (furry or plain) from your local costume or adult store, and then it’s time to commit a crime. Maybe it’s breaking curfew, or stealing the last cookie from the pantry; whatever it is, it’s time to stop in the name of the law. The cop can wear a blue shirt, and most toy stores have fake badges. Make sure the ‘criminal’ gets a through pat down, and then a strip search. Later on, a more complete body cavity search may be needed. 

Try these out for size, and next week, part two with the top 5 role-playing fantasies!

Essin’ Em

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Movies Review: Cult 70s Porno Director - Roberta Findlay

  • Cult 70s Porno Director - Roberta Findlay

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    Studio: Alpha Blue Archives Category: 70’s Classics

    A throw-back to the fabulous films of the 70’s, where no one is too serious, and everything is a little hilarious. The film opens with Peter the Great and the Great Peter arguing as to which of them had a bigger package, and of course, the task fell on the two near-by ladies to find some empirical evidence as to which one was really great. The next scene is a porno director trying to teach a new porn starlet the “proper way to suck cock,” as he gets more and more exasperated at her inexperience in the porn industry. “We are no interested in you Ms. Peel - we are interested in Sandy’s COCK!” is one of the best quotations from the film. Then when the maid is getting it on with the cook, I feel a bit wistful towards the fantasies of old, before latex and leather, when getting it on in the kitchen was just as naughty (especially when she decides to use cake icing on his cock). This movie is a fun feature that is not hardcore, yet enjoyable for everyone; definitely a classic to check out.
    -Essin’ Em

Friday, March 23, 2007

Exclusing interview with the sexy and sultry Mia Rose!

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Movie Review: Pussy Kat

Pussy Kat

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Studio: Ninn Worx Category: Fantasies

Ever wished hentai girls were real? In Michael Ninn’s “Pussy Kat”, Katsumi does too. The whole movie is a surreal journey through her dreams. The film opens with Mia Smiles calling Katsumi and leaving non-stop adorable messages entreating her to wake up, and then moves into an entrancing montage of dancing girls in anime-themed gogo getups. Next is Katsumi putting on a masturbatory show to entice Jean Val Jean into some hardcore action. Nobody could resist Katsumi, especially not with her soft, delicate way of orally expressing her pleasure. She then wanders into a stairway and happens upon Tiffany Hopkins and Mario Rossi, watches for a few moments, and then leaves them to continue their scene. We then find out that Mia is trapped in some sort of anime-cyber world, as Katsumi wakes up, touches her computer and finds herself seducing Mia while watching a giant background of hentai play behind them. Penny Flame delivers a nice performance, spread eagled in a circle set into the wall, and the film finishes with Katsumi taking on two guys and looking like she loves every minute of it. Beautiful, strange, and classic, in the Ninn tradition, it’s well worth watching.
-Stoya

Wednesday, March 21, 2007

Movie Review: Neu Wave Hookers

  • Neu Wave Hookers

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    Studio: VCA Category: 2007 AVN Winners and Nominees

    Campy, adorable, and cast with some of the hottest talent in the alt-porn genre. Neu Wave Hookers is set in a colorful soft-lit world with a superhip soundtrack. James Deen with Riley Mason on a playground swingset; how amazing is that? And the intro to Sierra Sinn’s double penetration scene with James Deen and Tommy Pistol masturbating on someone’s mom to the song ‘’Dig It”, is hysterical, matched by the hotness of the actual scene. Dana DeArmond plays Traci Lords in the re-enactment of the casting of the original “New Wave Hookers”. In another scene, Kurt Lockwood picks Riley Mason up, and turns her upside down to 69 while another girl blows him. Sexual acrobatics are kinda really awesome. Especially when they lead to Kurt taking a finger or two up the butt, and liking it. The final scene kicks off with a singalong about the joys of vibrators, and turns into an all girl orgy. An all girl orgy I wish I was in the middle of. To console myself, I think I’ll sing “Orgazmitron” on the way home from work. It’s really a shame we can’t contrast Neu Wave Hookers with New Wave Hookers, as all copies of the original were destroyed, but Eon does a great job both giving us some background on the original movie and of presenting a window into the world of oversexed neu wave club kids. The action is hot *and* inventive enough to satisfy a veteran porno viewer, but is still first-timer-friendly.
    -Stoya

Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Movie Review: Vintage Vixens - the Case of the Three Screwy Redheads

Vintage Vixens - The Case of the Three Screwy Redheads

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Studio: Big Top Video Category: Lingerie

My undying love for vintage (clothes, shoes, plot lines) was what first drew me to the movie…well, that, and the fact that I love red heads (and just so happen to be one). I could tell as soon as I started the film that I was not going to be disappointed; from the cheesy lines and double ententes to the garter belts and waist cinchers, this was exactly the film I wanted to see. The second scene between the two women is very real; real boobs, real pussy licking, real moans, and really a really hot bustier that I am coveting for myself. The next scene with the Russian maid is more of the same; girl on girl action with jazzy music in the background. There is some more hetero intercourse later on when she goes back to the private dick to follow up, and more adorable outfits (and sex in the bar!). Overall, a fun movie, a throw back to the good ol’ days, and a great movie for those who aren’t into hardcore and extreme close ups, and a like a little plot on the side of their sex scenes.
-Essin’ Em

Monday, March 19, 2007

Sex Tips; Nude Pictures!

I’m trying to figure out an extra special present for my partner, and was thinking about the idea of nude pictures (or maybe bringing the camera into the bedroom), but I’m a little camera shy…what are your thoughts?
-Shy in Cheyenne

What a great idea! I personally am a huge proponent of nude photos, having had several done of myself, and realizing the amount my self esteem and confidence increased afterwards.

 

There are several ways to go about this. If you want to get some beautiful pictures done and give them to your partner as a gift, you have two choices; you can either go find a professional photographer who does nudes, or enlist the help of a good and artistic friend. It really depends on your budget, how comfortable you are stripping in front of a stranger, and what kind of friends you have. Either way, I’d highly suggest having them done in black and white; not only is that extremely classy looking, but everyone looks good in black and white photos; they soften everything, and make your curves look even more beautiful. 

You can bring props with you; whatever makes you feel sexy, whether that is satin gloves, a sex toy, lingerie, a collar, etc. These pictures about you; do whatever you need to feel beautiful both while getting them, and then later on while looking at them. Pose in ways that feel comfortable to you…you don’t have to echo the latest Maxim or Playboy models, just do what feels right for you. 

If you’re going for something a little more risqué, try taking some pictures yourself, either in the mirror, or with a camera with a timer. 

If either you or a friend is doing the photos, make sure you know exactly where the negatives/digital pictures are. Delete them off your camera before going clubbing or to the church potluck, because Murphy’s Law comes into play; if you have naked pictures on your camera and are in public, someone will borrow your camera, and see them. It’s just how the world works. Trust me, I know. Bad bad bad plan. 

As far as getting them printed, you might not want to go to your local grocery store or pharmacy, depending on how small your town is, or how well you know the clerks. Another option is to use the websites on the net that let you upload digital photos, and have the prints shipped to your house. A little less personal and a little more private (unless of course you live with your parents, and they sometimes open your mail. In that case, this would be a bad plan). 

These basic suggestions apply for couple pictures as well. If you want some pictures of you and you lover engaged in all types of hot activities, I’d highly suggest investing in a camera with a timer, unless you just want pictures of entangled limbs. Also, a video camera can work well too; just make sure you label the tapes/dvds so that no friends, children, etc are in for a naughty surprise. 

All in all, naked pictures (and movies) can certainly add a whole new dimension to your relationship, and can make you feel so much better about your body…just make sure you take a few precautions to make sure your foray into photos doesn’t cause some embarrassing situations. 

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Essin’ Em

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Movie Review: Debbie Does Dallas!

Debbie Does Dallas

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Studio: VCX Category: Classics

Oh no! Debbie needs to raise some quick cash to make it to Dallas. She takes an after-school job, but when her boss (Mr. Greenfield) is more interested in her breasts than her football selling skills, the girls from the cheerleading team decide that since men are willing to pay for fun and on the girls’ own terms there’s no reason not to charge. One girl even takes it in the butt to preserve her virginity. Donna shows her boyfriend her newly learned deepthroating skills, leading to the best line in the entire movie: “Baby dont choke, stay alive”, and later Mr. Biddle spanks her for ‘fucking around’ on the job. The last scene, Debbie in her Dallas Cheerleader uniform and Mr. Greenfield dressed as the captain of the football team, was super cute. It seemed as though the performers really had fun with the scene on top of enjoying themselves. With hot hardcore action and girls from before plastic surgery was rampant in porn valley, it’s easy to see why this classic has spawned so many sequels and remakes.
-Stoya

Friday, March 16, 2007

Movie Review: Leave it to Cleavage

Leave It To Cleavage

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Studio: Big Top Video Category: Spoof Features

I wasn’t quite sure what to expect in this part black and white, part color spoof of one of my favorite tv shows, so I thought I’d give it a go. I like how this movie didn’t take itself seriously at all; the acting is bad, and not only do they know it, they flaunt it with asides to the camera, etc. Most of the ladies in the film have real breasts (and large ones at that), which is awesome to check out…I also like how the women tend to have more real bodies. Lots of dirty talk, lots of fucking, lots of three ways and a fabulous giant orgy at the end. Definitely a fun movie to check out when you’re looking for a little of everything, hot and natural women, and spoof of a story line.
-Essin’ Em

Thursday, March 15, 2007

The G-spot is not longer alone!

***I actually met Beverly Whipple this fall for class, and she is one of the neatest, smartest and wittiest ladies that I have ever met...and she sure knows her sex stufff! - Essin' Em***

Sexuality researcher Beverly Whipple made her name a quarter century ago popularizing the "G spot," the elusive female erogenous zone, but she has a different message these days: Move on.

"There's so many ways that women can have sexual pleasure," Whipple said. "We can't deny the experiences of women. We have to validate them."


...

Her book documents groundbreaking work showing that, contrary to what doctors tell them, some women with spinal cord injuries can still climax. Whipple said women with such injuries who were still experiencing orgasm came to her for support, so she began a study of others with the same injury.

"One woman had six orgasms in 24 minutes," after none in the two years since her injury, Whipple recalled. "She was crying. I was crying."

Interested so far? Read more at The Courier News

Movie Review: Atomic Vixens

Atomic Vixens

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Studio: VCA Category: Features

Fembots, superspies, girls with braces and an evil organization plotting to destroy the world! Ron Royster’s vision of 50s style comic book vixens who use their, erm, womanly wiles to get the job done. Extremely pretty styling and in-depth sets for a porno flick, and a storyline where beautiful spies are getting off left and right in a race to save the world from L.I.M.P. Oh no, the astroradio isn’t working! Two fembots play around with each others’ off buttons in an effort to fix it (note: the airbrush scene… do NOT try that at home, kiddies… hot as that may have been to watch, it’s unsafe to blow air into a vagina, so you should NEVER do it). This movie is soft and cute enough to be appealing for someone new to watching porn, but with enough hardcore action to keep it interesting. Specifically, Leah Luv and her braces wrapped around Kyle Moore’s cock in an effort to derail him from his evil plans.
-Stoya

Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Sex Toy Review; The Snugglepuss!

The Snugglepuss!

Snugglepuss

It looks slightly like a pink jellyfish that mated with a sea anemone, but none the less, I was excited to get my Snugglepuss in the mail. This toy operates slightly differently than your average dual clit/G-spot stimulator; rather than having an cumbersome buttons or dials, the motor starts when you pull the two sides apart, and continues going until the two sides touch each other again (IE, when you’re done and take it out). The vibrations were relatively quiet, and I liked the feel of the material. The size of the G-spot side was ideal, but I wasn’t quite as big of a fan of all the bumps (although they might be heaven for others) on both sides. Additionally, the vibrations were a little weak for me (but remember, you’re talking to the girl who likes her toys to plug into the wall!), but I certainly enjoyed the sensations from the toy, and was all kinds of turned on by it. Coolest part? It’s hands free; use it as foreplay, or make a boring day at the office that much more exciting!

 

4 ooohs (out of 5) 

-Essin’ Em 

Cuddle on up to your very own “Snugglepuss”

Movie Review: Women on Top of Men

Women on Top of Men

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Studio: Venus Girls Productions Category: By Women

At first, I thought this might be a bondage or a femdom film, but was surprised (and happy) to find that it was just a regular movie that featured women taking control, and using men for their pleasure. In the first scene, Mika Tan is fed up with her boss, and instead of quitting, she takes him on his desk, and uses him to get off. I really liked the second scene in which two lovely ladies take on James Deen, using him for multiple orgasms, and just generally having an excellent time having their very own living sex toy to take care of their sexual needs. A fun, empowering movie, and I always love women getting off. Can’t go wrong with Women On Top Of Men.
-Essin’ Em

Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Movie Review: Jack the Stripper

Jack the Stripper

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Studio: Freedom Distributing Category: Features

This spoof of the world-famous serial killer Jack the Ripper doesn’t take itself too seriously; I almost died laughing when one of the stars was arrested for bad acting, and again when another turned surprised to the camera and mentioned how fast things were moving in this film. It may be a throwback to the early nineties, but don’t count it out; it’s amusing, fun, sexy and definitely enjoyable to watch. “Jack the Stripper” is definitely one of the best porn spoofs that I have had the pleasure to view. The fact that it makes fun of itself makes it easier to view; it cuts through the requisite willing suspension of disbelief. Additionally, they have accents (albeit it quite strangely done ones) and one character has a Sherlock Holmes hat; there is no way you could ever find a movie quite as entrancing. Get ready to travel back time and view Jack the Stripper and feel for (or envy) his host of victims.
-Essin’ Em

Monday, March 12, 2007

Sex Tips: Watching Porn with your Partner

My partner watches porn all the time…does that mean that he wants me to be blonde and skinny with big boobs, and get cum all over my face? Does his watching porn mean he wants someone better or different? Am I just not good enough for him?
-Jane from Morristown, NJ

For this question, I decided that I needed some male opinions as well, because I don’t have a penis, so I can’t answer completely for them as a whole (well, I could, but I’d prefer to give y’all more accurate information). So thanks to the guys that answered my probing inquiries on this one.

 

The general consensus among the boys was that no, they don’t want you to be porn stars. One even went so far as to say that the only reason he watches porn with woman that have fake breasts is because that is all there is out there (and while there are some companies that aren’t like that, he is right in that the majority of porn uses a certain type of woman). Many guys said that they don’t like breast implants, or bleached blonde hair, and they certainly don’t want their girlfriends changing themselves into starlets; there is a reason that they are dating you, and it probably has nothing to do with the color of your hair or natural vs. realness of your breasts. 

Another thing that we talked about a lot was imagination. Porn opens peoples’ minds, stimulates the imagination, and provides something different than the norm. It’s kind like eating food; you can absolutely LOVE something…let’s say chocolate (not that I’m channeling or anything!). You can eat lots of chocolate, different flavors, different types, etc, but eventually, you will get tired of chocolate (I know from experience…ever have a chocolate Passover seder? It’s over before the 3rd cup of chocolate milk), and have to move on to some other delectable treat, or at least take a break. Porn can provide the same change of scenery for both guys and gals, without having to try the real thing. For some guys, seeing the girls on the screen can make them realize how thankful they are for the woman that they have; beautiful, real, and in love with them. 

Granted, some people might get ideas from porn; “hey honey, we’ve never tried it on the kitchen counter…want to give it a go?” but by and large, most guys do not want their significant other to emulate the star of cum sucking MILF whores gone wild volume 69 (in the same way that I personally don’t ever want any of my partners to slap me across the face with their dick, yet that happens in a lot of the porn I watch). Porn is just something different, some of it is arousing, some of it is watched solely for WTF (what the fuck) value, and some of it is just because it’s there. And women watch porn too (clearly…look at what site you’re on!), and I don’t think the majority of us expect our partners to be exactly what we see on the screen. 

Let’s take romance novels as well. Romance novels, or Bodice Rippers as my mother calls them, are a completely acceptable form of erotica for women…I even gave a historically accurate one to my high school English teacher. You can buy them in the store with out feeling to awkward, and most sales clerks won’t even bat an eye. Yet, what is in romance novels (other than far too much plot, and many strange synonyms, like “sword sheathed in velvet” or “flowering bud of womanly desire)? Porn. Yup, good old written-word porn. I’ve read it, my friends read it, and middle-aged ladies on my train read it. How many of us really want some Scottish rouge from the highlands to sweep us off our feet and drag us back to his castle to worship our bodies? Ok, bad example, but seriously, we read these books because they are fantasy; we can imagine doing things we might never want to try, and we can imagine being with people that we’d never want to be with in real life. Visual porn is similar; inspiring, arousing, fantasy, but not what we want to come home to every night. 

Maybe you would feel more comfortable if the two of you checked out some porn together, so it doesn’t seem so secret, or like he’s trying to distance himself from you. Check out some movies that are by women, or made for women (we’ve got plenty) that the two of you can watch together. See if you can find a movie you both like, or a fantasy that the two of you share; you don’t have to watch hard core or fake breasts if you don’t want to. Find something that if comfortable for the both of you. OR, try looking for some stuff on your own, whether that’s written word or visual. Every person has different fantasies and turn-ons - find yours and run with it. 

Just remember, while he might be checking out the porn stars on screen, who is it that get goes to bed with? You. And that’s what matters.

I’ll be watching you,

Essin’ Em

Watch some sexy by women, for women fantasy porn; Sex Illusions:

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Movie Review: Sex Cells!

Sex Cells

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Studio: Dreamlight Studios Category: Kinky

What could be hotter then a sex scene in a prison? How about a bunch of sex scenes behind bars! With dark lighting, hot guards (both male and female) and prisoners in the traditional orange jumpsuits, Sex Cells delivers over and over again. From hot lesbian guards eating each other out, to blowjobs through the bars, to some good old-fashioned fucking, there is something for everyone. The shadows the cell bars cast on the bodies during sex, almost in a grid pattern, is unbelievably hot, and this movie has just made me want to go get some hot jail sex. The moans are to die for; these people are really enjoying themselves. The absolute best scene is the last one; red latex straight jacket, smeared mascara and a padded white room, with heavy bass playing in the background…a hot red dildo and more hot sex…and the scene is complete. Hope you enjoyed it as much as I did!
-Essin’ Em

Friday, March 9, 2007

Sex Toy Review; White Heat Double Delight

White Heat Double Delight

White Heat Double Delight

Hey all!  I’ve just started a gig reviewing toys for EdenFantasys.com . My first toy I reviewed was the White Heat Double Delight…which is both a G-Spot AND clit stimulating vibrator.  When I first got the package, I wasn’t quite sure what to expect, but when I got the batteries in and the motor humming, Woooo-hoooo!  What a fun little toy; definately a keeper in my book. Now I like a little more stimulation than most ladies, and I would have prefered a little thicker toy (particularly in the g-spot area), but all in all, this is an outstanding toy, and definately worth checking out.  It certainly tickled my fancy (among other areas), and I would recommend giving a try for anyone looking for a combo g-spot/clit vibe.  Check out this toy, other great toys, and this and future reviews by me at EdenFantasys.com

4 ooohs (out of 5) 

-Essin’ Em 

Heat things up in the bedroom with the “White Heat Double Delight!”

Movie Review: How to Perform Cunnilingus - Hosted by Monika Maple

How To Perform Cunnilingus - Hosted By Monika Maple

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Studio: OSK Productions Category: Instructional

Educational videos tend to be pretty hit or miss; a lot are either super boring and not hot at all, or are really hot, but just not very instructive. How to Perform Cunnilingus - Hosted By Monika Maple lands perfectly in the middle; it’s fun to watch, and you learn a lot as well. Monika is super in to eating pussy, which makes this film a pleasure to watch. She gets off on getting other girls off, and she really knows what she’s talking about as she gives the viewers tips on how to go down on a woman. I really like how she covers all the bases, and emphasizes that oral sex can be a really hot act in itself, and doesn’t have to be just seen as foreplay leading to “real sex.” Intelligent, cute, and good at what she does, Monika talks about one of her favorite things (eating pussy) in a way that makes me wish she was coming over to my house tonight!
-Essin’ Em

Movie Review: Pulp Friction

Pulp Friction

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Studio: Adam & Eve Category: Features

Ok, a spoof of Pulp Fiction. You CANNOT get any better than that…until you add in Ava Rose and Marie Luv, two of my favorite adult actresses. “Pulp Friction” is an outstanding spoof that mixes awesome sex scenes with pretty good acting that makes you glad to have found this gem. I particularly like the scene in which Ava pretends to be poisoned by a sex drug in order to have all kinds of hot sex…and then admits to it like the coy young lady she is. I love the expression on the guys faces when they realize they might get taken from behind by a buxom blonde with a daunting dildo. Another great plus to this movie is the bonus features; there is an extra bonus sex scene, and my favorite is the “behind the scenes,” which is basically porno bloopers, from them forgetting their lines, calling each other by their real names, to an accidental shooting of cum into Ava’s eye. They really help you get to know the actors and actresses as people; kind of like access Hollywood but for the adult industry.
-Essin’ Em

Wednesday, March 7, 2007

Movie Review: Nowhere Angels

Nowhere Angels

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Studio: Cal Vista Category: Features

GREAT sex scenes… however, the charm of the pseudo reality show character interviews definately wore off about 20 minutes in. I’m all for reality porn. Real girls, real fucking, real orgasms. I’m not so much into the reality-tv style of production, and if I wanted to see shots of the mojave desert, I’d be watching the discovery channel, thank you much.

That said, any movie with Riley Mason or Charlotte Stokley in it is one that needs to be watched, and this one has both. Riley as Lauren, who Rachel, the angsty virginal closet lesbian (Justine Joli) masturbates to while in another room Lauren is fucking Rachel’s boyfriend Tommy. But that’s ok because when Rachel catches them in bed together later, she and Lauren have an amazingly hot lesbian scene, while Tommy shoots up and overdoses in the garage. Actually, if you’ve ever wished you could watch the cast of the real world fuck, this is the porno for you.

Stokely and Cassie Courtland in a foursome with two punkrock boys. Poolside sex with Veronica Jett. Leah Luv (BRACES!!) on the couch with a santa hat. Nowhere Angels is 25% filler and 75% amazing sex scenes, but definately worth watching.
-Stoya

GUEST MOVIE REVIEW from Blam! Blam!

Blam! Blam! describe themselves as an Erotic Bedside Journal… which is actually the perfect description. This sweet sized publication is filled with erotica, articles, interviews, “Ask Miss Kitty”, art, juicy hot stylish photos, pretty much everything you’d want - plus they aren’t afraid to get a little kinky (yes!). We invited one of their writers, Michelle, to our website to check out our stealth collection of awesome movies - she was kind enough to write a review of one of her favorites:

Babylon Pink from Command Cinema
2007 AVN Award Nominee for Best Classic DVD
Review courtesy of Michelle from Blam! Blam!

I have recently been introduced to a fabulous website called hotmoviesforher.com. The website’s name alone challenged me to find a hot movie for her and being too used to the cheesy, low-budget porn I viewed at the ex-boyfriend’s college dorm room, I was skeptical.

However, I have to say that I was impressed with the myriad of movies available to me and the fact that no membership was required. The curious can just pay per minute. I browsed the most popular list after becoming engrossed with all I had to choose from. I browsed the most popular list to endure I picked a good one. Right away, my eye was drawn to a vintage photo of a girlish woman clad in burlesque-meets-schoolgirl fashion. I read a little caption which claimed it was “the blushing-hot female fantasy film of all time!” Next, I noticed the cover was riddled with rave reviews, making it more intriguing. Finally, I read the list of the cast and saw Samantha Fox’s name. Fond memories of making up dances to her songs with my best friend in fourth grade filled my brain. I realized where I had seen this photo before. This was Samantha’s old job before she became a pop star and the main reason my parents disagreed with me listening to such naughty music. “Oh, this is gonna be good!” I thought to myself… and it was.

A couple of the scenes will definitely burn in my mind as favorite X-Rated scenes of all time. One of them being a scene where a woman fantasizes about lying on a dinner table, nude, and having everyone eat her instead of food. My ultimate favorite: the lonely housewife’s fantasy lover, a man she waved to on the street out her window, magically appears in her apartment while her husband is at work. Instantly, her curlers are out, her hair’s wild and her make-up is sexy. The two begin to having rowdy, acrobatic sex; he literally lifts her upside down while standing on the bed and goes to town on her pussy. He then tosses her around like a rag doll into questionable positions for the faint-of-heart. Continually teasing her until she is uncontrollably humping his leg, he proceeds to fuck her like a wild animal. All the while, some extended, jungle version of Time Has Come Today by the Chambers Brothers plays on the soundtrack. Hot.

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Sex Tips; Sex Myth-Busting!

That’s right…I, Essin’ Em, can also be a myth buster, even if I don’t have my own TV show. I’m going to address some common sex myths regarding women, and give you the real deal story instead of the urban legend…if I miss something really important, or you have another myth you want debunked, shoot me an email at em@hotmoviesforher.com.
-Essin’ Em

Myth 1:
All women come from penis-vagina or dildo-vagina intercourse.
Fact:
Very much not the norm. While some women can certainly get off solely from vaginal penetration, certainly not all women fall into this category. In fact, studies have shown that 50%-60% of all women have never had an orgasm from plain old penetration. Yup, more than have of the ladies out there haven’t climaxed from intercourse.

Myth 2:
All women have had orgasms.
Fact:
Again (albeit very sad), not true. 10%-20% of women, believe it or not, have NEVER had an orgasm. Not ever. Not even a tiny one by their own hand/vibrator, etc. So count yourself lucky every time you get off, because not everyone does!

Myth 3:
All teenage girls do/don’t masturbate.
Fact:
Neither is true. About 60%-70% of women never had an orgasm during childhood/teenage masturbation, which means that 30%-40% DID have an orgasms from masturbating in their youth, and probably more of them masturbated, but never reached climax.

Myth 4:
All women can be multi-orgasmic.
Fact:
Not true! Only 14% of women are ACTUALLY multi-orgasmic. Multi-orgasmic means when you go through the stages of orgasm (excitement, plateau, orgasm and resolution), you stay at the level of orgasm instead of resolution/recovery, and keep having orgasms. Now, most women can have an orgasm, go through the final stage of resolution (physically returning back to pre-orgasmic stage), and then start all over with excitement, etc. So anyone can have multiple orgasms over a longer time period, but only those 14% are truly multi-orgasmic.

Myth 5:
Multi-orgasmic women can have 30 or 40 orgasms at a time.
Fact:
As exciting as that would be (sign me up!), it’s not true. Truly multi-orgasmic women can usually have about 3 or 4 orgasms in one given orgasmic session (and as written above, women can have several orgasms in a long time period). People that say they’ve “given their partner 35 orgasms” or women who say they came over and over and over again are either stretching the truth a bit, or are feeling a series of rapid rises and declines in the plateau stage; all of them may feel quite lovely, but these surges of pleasure and increased excitement are not actually full-fledged orgasms. So the next time some tells you they had 100 orgasms in an hour, you can explain to them that they were just feeling pulses of excitement in the plateau stage.

Myth 6:
Women can/should only orgasm with their partner.
Fact:
Complete myth! In fact, many women may have issues achieving orgasm with a partner (they might feel nervous, worried about seeming selfish, concerned about body image, and so much more, or they might have a less than sensitive partner), and can only climax from self (fingers or sex toy) stimulation, either on their own, or with a partner. Plus, lots of women who are in sexual relationships continue to masturbate in addition to sharing sexual activity with a partner; sometimes, their partner isn’t available, and sometimes they just want to be pleased by the person that knows them the best; themselves!

Myth 7:
All women scream themselves hoarse when they climax.
Fact:
Not so. Different women climax in different ways; some may breathe heavy, while others hold their breath. Some may scream and yell and invoke the name of their deity of choice, while others may become very silent and speechless. Just because a woman is not screaming out her partner’s name, or grabbing sheets, banging on the walls, etc, certainly does NOT mean she isn’t enjoying her orgasm. Partners: each woman comes differently…find out what yours does, and you’ll have a lot more luck pleasing her than if you expect every woman you’re with to climax in the exact same way.

Going under cover(s),

Essin’ Em

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Movie Review: Solo Erotia 3: The Girls of Innocence

Solo Erotica 3: The Girls Of Innocence

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Studio: Ninn Worx Category: Masturbation

20 hot women, masturbating. Does it get any better than that? These women are all different, so you’re bound to find one that you really like. The beauty of the way this movie is filmed and the gorgeous sets are reminiscent of Andrew Blake, so if you’re a fan of his, make sure you check this film out - Michael Ninn is a mastermind. The cinematography makes you feel as though you’re actually there with the girls, watching them pleasure themselves, and that they are getting off because of your presence. I also love the musical selections; definitely not your parent’s porn music. There is jazz, new age, light trance, Middle-Eastern belly dance music and more. This film is certainly a work of art, one that is meant to tease, provoke, invigorate and arouse the senses and the views. Beautiful!
-Essin’ Em

Monday, March 5, 2007

Safer Sex is Sexy!

Hey y'all!

We here at www.hotmoviesforher.com decided that it was time to address the issue of safer sex.  Lots of our films show people having unprotected sex; we don't recommend this unless you're in a monogamous relationship, and both you and your partner have been tested, and have come back with negative tests.  However, the world of safer sex can be confusing at times, so we've put together a guide for you....

check out our safer sex guide at hotmoviesforher.com!!!!

Read over it, figure out what is risky and what's not, and remember, safer is sexier!

-Essin' Em

Movie Review: Dirty Dancers

Dirty Dancers

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Studio: Foerster Media Category: Gay Male

I decided I wanted to review a gay movie for those of you ladies who love the boys, but didn’t want to find anything super cheesy, and wasn’t sure if I was really going to get into it. I’m not going to lie, I was nervous…but this was hands down one of my favorite adult films EVER. Seriously. Firstly, guys dancing shirtless in a club; really well built and toned guys. Then lots of guys kissing, hands running all over each other, followed by blow jobs, 69s, anal sex, and more. And for me personally, a HUGE perk was that they wore condoms (I think that’s hot). I loved how much attention they paid to each other, regardless of who was getting what done; lots of hands running over muscles, kissing, and more. The techno music had a nice bass, and it just went so well with the hotness of the movie. I of course am sad that these fine, hot young guys are gay, as I myself am of the female persuasion, but let me tell you, this movie is outstanding. Hot guys, all over body touching, groping, grinding, kissing and lots and lots of sex (including a line o’ blow jobs). You can’t go wrong with Dirty Dancers.
-Essin’ Em

Movie Review: Dirty Movie

Dirty Movie

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Studio: VCA Category: Features

“Dirty Movie” is really a fun movie, although when they say dirty, they aren’t talking about dirt and grime. The idea behind the movie is a cursed 20’s film (complete with long strings of pearls and flapper outfits) that draws the viewer into the movie; literally. While the scenes with the lead actor and the flappers are fun, I have to say my favorite is with porn-star-playing-porn-director Kurt Lockwood, who is an excellent actor, as well as a great porn performer. All in all, a fun movie if you like to go for those that actually have a plot, or if you’re into the 20’s era. Quite enjoyable.
-Essin’ Em

Movie Review: Bring on the Virgins!

  • Bring On The Virgins

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    Studio: Caballero Video Category: Classics

    This is a cute and fun video, with a group of ladies gathering around, chatting (to God’s right hand man none the less) about their first sexual experiences, how they lost their virginity, etc. From a youth camp scavenger hunt to the night before a big dance, these vignette’s are short, sweet and sexy. As a huge fan of Nina Hartley, I was excited to see her in one of her first films; I can’t believe how good she looks, both now and then! The slightly 80’s hair (big, bigger and biggest) has to be taken with a slight grain of salt, but all in all, this is a great film to check out, particularly if you’re reminiscing about your first time, or are longing for the days of making out and heavy petting in the back of your car or underneath the bleachers. Definitely a fun film.
    -Essin’ Em

Friday, March 2, 2007

Movie Review: Misty's XXX Girls Volume 3 - Bring Your Own Bitch

Misty’sXXXGirls Volume 3 - Bring Your Own Bitch

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Studio: Misty’s XXX Girls Category: Amateur

I originally just looked up this studio because Misty is based out of (and films in) the town where I went to college, but once I started watching, I had to see the whole thing. This is so refreshing! First of all, the girl on girl action in this was HOT. Not only was it real (no fake or half assed pussy licking simply because it was a ‘better shot’), and you could tell the girls were really, truly enjoying themselves, but they showed all of the girls, instead of just giving me more than an hour of crotch shots; watching girls faces and bodies when the cum is such a turn on. Plus, I love the variety of types of ladies; some more alternative, some more traditional, all real. Best of all, instead of cheesy 80’s music, or your ‘traditional’ porno background, you have indie hard rock and metal playing. I wasn’t too thrilled with the two male stars, but lucky for me (and other ladies out there), most of the movie was girl on girl, and was enjoyable; pretty, real girls, enjoying themselves, bantering amongst each other, and getting off. A definite recommendation.
-Essin’ Em