Why the F*ck?!?

Have you ever really stopped to think about why you have sex? Not how you have sex, but the actual motivation behind doing the deed. Well, according to research coming out of the University of Texas at Austin there are 237 different reasons that people get it on! And every reason listed was at one point or another a top reason for someone in the study. Which means that at least one person rated "I was slumming" as their number one reason for sex. Hmm.

After asking nearly 2,000 people why they'd had sex, the researchers have assembled and categorized a total of 237 reasons — everything from "I wanted to feel closer to God" to "I was drunk." They even found a few people who claimed to have been motivated by the desire to have a child.

The researchers, Cindy M. Meston and David M. Buss, believe their list, published in the August issue of Archives of Sexual Behavior, is the most thorough taxonomy of sexual motivation ever compiled.

Who knew, for instance, that a headache had any erotic significance except as an excuse for saying no? But some respondents of both sexes explained that they'd had sex "to get rid of a headache." It's No. 173 on the list.

Others said they did it to "help me fall asleep," "make my partner feel powerful," "burn calories," "return a favor," "keep warm," "hurt an enemy" or "change the topic of conversation." The lamest may have been, "It seemed like good exercise," although there is also this: "Someone dared me."

Check out the whole article can be found here.

To take a look at Meston & Buss' actual study (which includes the full list of 237 reasons) click here (PDF).

Can you come up with any others?

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery
http://www.hotmoviesforher.com/

Happy Halloween Ladies!

What better way to celebrate Halloween than by dressing up your sextoys. I mean, I put more thought into my costume, than I did my career. I think a girl's best friend deserves the same attention.

Check out more other great images here!

Lesbian Worms -- yeah, you read it right.

Finally some news on the sexual orientation front that doesn't have to do with marriage or killing us all off. Score!

Using genetic manipulation, U.S. scientists altered the brains of nematode worms, causing them to become attracted to wrigglers of the same sex.

While the scientists can't say what this means for sexual orientation in humans, it does raise the possibility that sexual preference is wired in an organism's brain.

Biologist Erik Jorgensen and his research team at the University of Utah took female nematodes with normal reproductive organs and activated genes that determine "maleness," thereby converting female brains to male brains."

So we did that and now the females are attracted to other females," Jorgensen said from Salt Lake City. "That told us that the brain was sufficient for all of the sex-specific behaviours, for sexual attraction."

In other words, co-author Jamie White, a postdoctoral researcher in Jorgensen's lab, said in a statement: "They look like girls, but act and think like boys. The (same-sex behaviour) is part of the nervous system."

Nematodes, or C. elegans, are millimetre-long worms that live in soil and eat bacteria. Many of the same genes found in nematodes are also found in other animals - including people - making them a good model for human research.

To read the rest, click here.

This is a little scary though. I can just see some crazy politician trying to push legislation to have all us gays rewired straight. Plus, it brings up all sorts of questions about what defines gender and what this means for the biology vs. choice debate surrounding homosexuality. Interesting stuff. Well, at least the most interesting worm news I've heard in a while.

Best Lesbian Bondage Erotica

Ever since I saw Tristan Taormino’s first feature film, Chemistry, I’ve kind of been in love with her. When I discovered that she had edited a compilation of erotica dedicated to lesbian bondage stories, I couldn’t wait to get my hands on it.

In this collection from Cleis Press, seasoned authors explore the pleasure (and pain) of the multifaceted world of bondage in nineteen brazen tales.

My favorite was Michele Serchuk’s “Leash”, a passionate tale of a couple’s first experience with bondage and exhibitionism. Serchuk’s narrator is both vulnerable and empowering as she leads you through a world of doubt and desire.

From tales of dark dungeons to playful pieces about light bondage, you’ll find it all in this captivating collection from one our generation’s greatest sexperts!

-The Porn Librarian

Add this excellent book to your collection!

Taormino, T (ed.). (2007). Best Lesbian Bondage Erotica. San Francisco, CA: Cleis Press, Inc.

Female Condom, Version 2.0

Finally addressing some of the major barriers of using the female condom (including the noise issue), The Female Heath Company (makers of the original female condom) just released a new version, FC2, for testing. Cheaper and less noisy… looks like a good sign.

A better female condom is on its way to the public, hopefully eliminating some of the barriers to the wider use of this form of contraception.

The newest female condom, FC2, was promoted as the second generation of the original female condom, FC1. Examples of FC1 include Femidom, FC female condom, Bliss, or Reality.

Although similar in structure and size to the first female condom, this one would be made of Nitrile Polymer rather than polyurethane. The difference represents a 25 percent savings in production costs and this material is intended to be less noisy than the polyurethane during intercourse, but the same in feel.

Advantages remain the same such as being non allergic, resistant to oils and lubricants, warming quickly and providing the same level of protection from pregnancy, HIV and other sexually transmitted infections.

FC2 is still in the testing stages, but has been recommended by the World Health Organisation as being equivalent to FC1 and has already been given regulatory approvals in Europe, India, Brazil.

Check out the whole story here.

xoxo
- J.D. Bauchery
www.hotmoviesforher.com

New Sex Tips Posted!!

This is the perfect time of year to think about what kind of role-playing might interest you. Take some time out to head to the local Halloween shop and wander through the costumes. Yeah, some of them are super cheesy, but sometimes even the silliest of costumes can give you some great ideas. And no one is any the wiser that you're thinking of all the ways you can tempt your pirate to raise their sword (and yes, I also mean the plastic ones from the store) while you're checking out the Swashbuckler Wench outfits...

Head over to HotMoviesForHer.com to check out my guide to the Dos and Don'ts of the Halloween store!

And to get even more in the mood (for Halloween, of course), catch up on your hot horror porn reviews, including zombies gettin' busy and apparel of the pumpkin variety. Plus, keep an eye out for even more ghoulishly good movie picks this week!

I vant to suck your.... um... blood, I guess.

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery
www.hotmoviesforher.com

Increasing Company Revenue

Apparently the saying "behind every great man, there is a great woman" can sometimes translate to increased company revenue. $$.

Read, then we'll discuss.

Australian coal miners are being taught to explore their wives and understand menopause in order to have a healthy sex life, which in turn will make them happy, productive workers.

The "Toolbox Talks" at the Bulga coal mine in the Hunter Valley, north of Sydney, have been such a success that the Xstrata mining company is considering running them at other mines.

"The Toolbox Talks are a series of health briefings ... addressing issues such as fatigue, prostate cancer, nutrition, heart disease and this month we are addressing the issue of menopause," said Xstrata spokesman James Rickards."

Even though it is a predominately male working environment we have to look at the lifestyles of our employees, making sure they are fit and healthy at work, but also fit, healthy and happy at home," Rickards told Reuters on Thursday.

Bulga's miners are aged mainly from late 40s to 50s and menopause may be affecting their wives, sisters and friends, said Rickards.

"The health briefings provide them with information on how to help and assist their loved ones who may be going through this or approaching this period of their life," he said.

Mine management believe a miner with a good relationship and healthy sex life will be more productive at the coal face.

"If you have a healthy home life you will have a happy work life and sex is an important part of any relationship, and its important to address sex for an individual that is going through menopause," said Rickards.

Check out the whole article here.

The first thing that came to my mind when I read this article was, "aww, that's really sweet." Then I came back to my senses and realized yes, it's sweet, but more importantly, it's what should be happening.

Ok, sure, the Bulga coal mine is really only doing these talks to increase productivity. And yeah, it's totally heterosexist to assume that because a guy's a miner, he can't be gay (please, that's like saying 'oh he's not gay, he's in a fraternity.'), or unmarried, or a widow, or whatever. But can you imagine this happening in America? I sure can't. Actually taking a sex positive, health aware approach to aging and sexuality? Looking at sex as part of a larger picture? Crazy ideas, I know.

We are a culture whom subscribes to a masculinity that basically requires men to avoid women's health issues, especially when it comes to menstruation. Seriously, Americans can barely say the word tampon without twitching, and employ euphemisms (which I hate to love and love to hate) such as "feminine hygiene products" and "time of the month" whenever possible. Asking American men to talk about menopause and how it related to their wives sexuality would be as utterly taboo as, say, giving teenagers accurate and non-judgmental sexuality information. Again, totally crazy. Maybe one day us Americans can stop being ass backwards about sex and be more like down under.

Something to think about.

xoxo-
J.D. Bauchery
http://www.hotmoviesforher.com/

Breast Cancer Awareness Month

It's been a busy month here at HMFH, but I want to make sure to pay a little respect to BREAST CANCER AWARENESS MONTH before October is over and done. Better late than never.

With statistics like roughly 178,480 women in the United States will be found to have invasive breast cancer in 2007 (American Cancer Society), we need to rise up and take control of our boob health! According to every resource on the subject, the key to beating breast cancer is early detection, which means getting check ups and doing breast exams.

We at HotMoviesForHer.com are firm believers in monthly breast self-exams, as well as monthly let-someone-else-feel-you-up exams. Whether you do it yourself or grab a second (or third) set of hands to help, just be sure to do it! No excuses!Here are some great resources about breast exams and breast cancer in general:

Susan G. Komen for the Cure - everything you need to know about breast cancer

SGK Breast Self-Exams - a great how-to guide to self-breast exams

American Cancer Society - general cancer info

Check Your Boobies - fun non-profit org. where you can sign up for monthly breast exam reminders by email

Male Breast Exam Guide- something for the guys


Of course, I want to add in my two cents. If you're interested in a quirky, queer, funny and totally honest account of dealing with breast cancer - sans the hallmark feeling - check out Tania Katan's memoir My One-Night Stand With Cancer. First diagnosed at 21, after her girlfriend found a lump in her breast during sex, Katan survived, sacrificing one breast, only to find cancer ten years later in her remaining one. Bringing humor and raw emotion to the table the way only a Jewish lesbian can (I should know, I am one too), Katan does the whole lemons to lemonade thing and shows us what surviving is all about.

Now, go touch your boobs!

xoxo-
J.D. Bauchery
http://www.hotmoviesforher.com/

Fukuoku Power Pack

I'll admit that I was a little wary of the Fukuoku Power Pack when I first pulled it out of the packaging. A bright pink robo-hand with wires sprouting out of it… intimidating, to say the least. But once I got over my initial cyber-punk trepidation, this battery-operated power pack with three mini finger-covering vibes turned out to be a good time.

Three finger vibes were a little too much going on for me, so I took advantage of the fact that the finger parts plug in separately and the toy does not need all three attached to function. With only one finger vibe wired up, it was much easier to manage.

My favorite thing about this toy was the fact that I could still use the pressure from my fingers while wearing the vibrating pieces. I don't think the toy would have been as much fun if I was only relying on the vibrations themselves. Being able to incorporate the usual pressure from using fingers for clit stimulation was what sealed the deal.

But don't let that make you think that the vibrations were weak or anything. Nope--mini or not, those little vibes pack a very strong punch. Fortunately, the controller is a wheel that lets you vary speeds in increments.

Plus, each finger piece comes with removable latex cover with a different texture pattern on the clit-stimulating surface. I think I chose the one shaped like a bulls eye (other two were nubs and ribs). This definitely added a little extra stimulating thrill to the mix.

But with a few pros usually comes a few cons. First off, the power source. About twice the size of a watch, this battery-operated power pack straps onto your wrist by an elastic/Velcro band. Not a bad idea, but in reality it wasn't so hot. Not only was the Velcro itchy on my arm, the strap was too tight and cut off the circulation to my wrist. Not so helpful when you're trying to get off using the hand that's attached to said wrist. Also, the wires were got a little bit in the way, with the feeling of wires touching my fingers distracting me.

All in all, I think the Fukuoku Power Packis a little cumbersome and clunky when it comes to the battery pack, but those liitle finger vibes are nimble and perfect for enhancing plain finger stimulation any day. It gets my thumbs up... my other fingers are busy.

Also check out the Fukuoku 9000, which is the finger vibe, sans battery pack and wires.

Use those feisty fingers to grab your mouse and get your own Fukuoku Power Pack!

Breastfeeding: The New Spanish Fly?

For decades breast milk has been known to be one of the healthiest ways to nourish a child. Aside from basic nutrition, breastfeeding's many benefits included the passage of natural antibodies and the right amount of minerals and amino acids that are critical for brain and nerve development, decreased likelihood of ovarian and breast cancers in the mother, and creating an increased bond between mother and child.As well as the whole good for baby, good for mom, natural healthy process thing, apparently breastfeeding has the ability to get people going sexual… and not in a lactation fetish way. Who knew?

It is widely thought to give a baby the best start in life.

But breastfeeding may have another, more unexpected, benefit.

Smells associated with breastfeeding are a natural aphrodisiac, heightening sexual desire in other women, a study has found.

Researchers discovered exposure to the subtle odours produced by breastfeeding mothers and their babies can raise libido by almost 50 per cent.

Speaking at the American Society for Reproductive Medicine's annual conference in Washington, the psychologists behind the study said they believe the smells - known as pheromones - act as a signal, telling a woman it is time to try for a baby.

They hope to use these chemicals to develop treatments to help women who suffer from a low sex drive.

The researchers from the University of Chicago looked at how the smell of sweat collected from the breast and armpits of nursing mothers affected a group of young women.

Read the whole article here.


-J.D. Bauchery
www.hotmoviesforher.com

This Just In: Feminists are Hot (Duh)

Apparently I'm on a recent study kick. Well, new interesting stuff is being studied and I want everyone to know about it, so bear with me and get your new info on.

So, as we already knew, the body's biggest sex organ is the brain… whether that means our minds get us off, or that being smart and knowledgeable is H-O-T. And try as you will, the 1960s feminist adage ""the personal is political" – meaning that ongoings in our everyday lives are linked to political issues at large – is truth told, forty plus years later.

According to this study, politically identifying as a "person whose beliefs and behavior are based on advocating social, political, and all other rights of women equal to those of men" is becoming personally what it's all about. And that's pretty freakin hot.

Want a better sex life? Date a feminist.

This advice holds true for men and women, according to a newly published study that aims to debunk stereotypes of feminists as romantically challenged.

The two-part study asked 242 undergraduates and 289 older adults about feminism and their relationships. The results, published in this week's issue of the journal Sex Roles, showed that women who identify themselves as feminists are more likely than non-feminists to be dating or married, and that men and women with feminist partners tend to be happier with their relationships and more satisfied with their sex lives."

They're not man-hating lesbians and all that sort of stuff," says Laurie Rudman, an associate professor at Rutgers University in New Jersey who co-authored the study with PhD student Julie Phelan.

The first study found that among university students who were in heterosexual relationships, it didn't matter to a man's relationship satisfaction whether his partner was feminist, but that women dating feminist men reported better relationship health.

The second study, which surveyed adults aged 18-64 in heterosexual relationships, found that both men and women reported healthier pairings when their partner was a feminist.

In both studies, relationship health was measured with a series of questions about how often people confided in their partners, quarrelled with them, or felt relaxed and happy with them, for example.

Dr. Rudman says the question of why feminism seems to boost relationship health is a subject for future study. Her hypothesis, supported by marriage research, is that mates who feel like equal partners tend to be happier and to stay together longer.

Check out the whole article here.

Oh, and I just want to add that women who enjoy being dominated, fucking in certain position/ways, or even love getting a face full of semen, etc. are not automatically bad feminists. Just because someone might enjoy something considered "degrading to women" by some doesn't mean that she is (or is being fucked by someone who is) misogynistic or pushing the feminist movement back. It just doesn't work like that. And though I talked about it above, sometimes what you do personally (read: sexually) has nothing to do with your political ideals.

For myself, I can't actually imagine dating someone that didn't at least somewhat identify as a feminist. If not in name, at least in actions. The idea of being ok with women being treated as lesser thans is a totally a foreign concept to me and I just can't imagine condoning that in my partner. And from the looks of this study, I guess I'm not alone.

- J.D. Bauchery

http://www.hotmoviesforher.com/

Magic Wand Controller

To those who may be unfamiliar, the Hitachi Magic Wand is amazing. It is the most unbelievably intense thing created on this Earth. My only complaint is that it's so damn intense! There are only 2 speeds, and the low speed is higher than any other vibrator on max setting, which isn't exactly a get-you-started vibration, you've got to work up to it.

Enter the geniuses at Extreme Restraints, who now offer a Magic Wand Controller. Plug your wand into the controller, plug the controller into the wall (fyi, it's a 3-pronged plug, so be prepared, I wasn't!) and release the true "magic" of the wand. Seriously, such a simple addition, yet so amazing. Set the switch on the controller to "VAR," start low and work your way high. And by low, this is lower than the wand's "low" setting, so if that's too much for you (which it can be for me), this is awesome. Plus, even just having the dial option to adjust speeds to YOUR liking, not a preset jump to higher or lower. I could see using this on someone else (or me!), teasing with the adjustable settings without giving a heart attack by abruptly jumping from "low speed" to "high speed." (FYI, I have never attempted the Magic Wand's high speed. I fear spontaneous combustion and seizures.)

This is definitely a must-have if you already own or are planning to purchase a Magic Wand. This controller truly unlocks the pleasure potential of the Magic Wand, you'll be extravagantly pleased you did.

A true necessity - get the Magic Wand Controller here!

(While you're at it, check out some of their Magic Wand Accessories, these could add yet another whole new world for this one toy!)

Can Reading Blogs Get You Laid? Sure Hope So.

We over at Hotmoviesforher.com have been talking about blogging all day. The less interesting part of blogging... like traffic flow and conversion. Anyway, I wanted to include you in the conversation and came across this interesting new thought on blogs and sex at Canada.com:

Nestled among the media's meditations on the popularity of blogs is a theory that lends new meaning to "cyber sex." According to Simon Dumenco, a prominent U.S. media analyst, people read blogs at least in part because they "want to get laid."

In this week's Media Guy column for Advertising Age magazine, Dumenco contends that knowledge of the hippest, hottest blogs can increase hook-up opportunities and boost sexual attractiveness. He maintains some people are using niche blogs such as Gawker.com and Defamer.com to gain pop cultural insights that make them more socially desirable and ultimately more likely to get lucky.

"It's like how people used to offer or borrow cigarettes, when people smoked more it breaks the ice, gives you a conversational 'in,''' Dumenco said in an interview.

Dumenco doesn't identify a direct cause-effect relationship between reading a blog and landing a lover. But he does suggest an intrinsic link between people's yearning to be part of a collective and the prospects of a sexual encounter within that collective.

According to Robert Thompson, a professor of popular culture at Syracuse University, the prevalence of this subculture is evident in a changing public discourse that reflects the use of blogs as both social and sexual flint.

"You're starting to hear conversation openers that have clearly been lifted from that day's blog,'' he says. "It's kind of like going into a bar and having someone ask you what your sign is the cue is just taken from somewhere else.''

Check out the entire Canada.com article here.

I wonder if this works doubly for people who read sex blogs? And what about us sex bloggers? Maybe this means that we are the MOST desirable? Huh. A girl can dream, I guess.

Anyway, you've checked your blogs… now go get some. And as you lay back in your post-orgasm daze, you can thank me.

- J.D. Bauchery
www.hotmoviesforher.com

It’s All About the Shoes

Ok, so I stole from Jamye Waxman… well, sort of. In her recent interview with HotMoviesForHer.com, Jamye mentioned researching a new pair of platform sandals equipped with GPS software that are designed to help protect sex worker from becoming victims of attack and abuse. And I just had to check them out for myself. Wow. What an awesome idea!

These shoes are certainly not going to compete with the likes of Jimmy Choo or Manolo Blahnik in the fashion stakes, but could they be a safety boost for women? With an inbuilt GPS, an audible alarm system and storage for your valuables the Platform 001 sandals could definitely be beneficial in protecting against muggings or to locate ladies in the case of emergency.

Specifically aimed at sex workers the shoes are the brainchild of the Aphrodite Project in response to an ever growing number of attacks against women in the industry. The shoe - aptly named The Platform 001 - was inspired by the prostitutes of ancient Greece and Rome, who enticed clients with their flutes and sandals that left 'follow me' footprints in the earth.
The Platform will act as a practical tool for the contemporary sex worker. "Our shoes use the latest technology to bring sex workers on par with other public workers, whose lives are valued highly because they work in dangerous professions that serve the needs of the community," said the Aphrodite Project Team.

Functionality of the Platform shoe includes a 3.5 inch LCD monitor with audio and text overlay for promotion to clients whilst safety features include an audible alarm, secure storage compartments and a panic button connected to monitored GPS tracking for use in case of an emergency. The design does raise some safety concerns since they are being promoted as a "safety shoe" with secret storage, potential attackers could become familiar with the design and specifically target those with the shoes thinking them to be carrying valuables. Further, the clumsiness of the shoe could pose a problem in a situation whereby the wearer needed to run at any great speed.

Whether they prove to be more of help or hindrance the shoes are an undeniably modern solution to age old problems of the world's oldest professional.

Sure, this brings a little component of big brother into the mix. If sex workers can be tracked via GPS for "their own safety," why can the government/police track them down to regulate/arrest them? I suppose the real question is: are you willing to put up with a little "keeping tabs" for the peace of mind that comes with added security? Plus, the Aphrodite Project's website offers other benefits to using their sandals:

- With the press of a button, you can send an emergency signal to sex workers rights groups and/or the police with your location.

- This helps to eliminate the "consensual" argument - if it was consensual, you wouldn't have pressed the emergency button.

- Sending the signal to sex workers rights groups allows them to monitor the police.

- If the police don't show up, both you and the sex workers rights group have a record of your call, and police negligence.

- You choose who gets to see the signal and who doesn't, and you can turn the tracking off at any time.

- It's not just for help -- you can also use the GPS system to locate your friends and co-workers.

Check out the full original article at Gizmag.com or stop by the Aphrodite Project website.

Totally interesting technology. I hope to hear more about it as time goes on.

- J.D. Bauchery

FWILF

Farmer's Wife I'd Like to Fuck? Sure.




In an attempt to break stereotypes, six farmer's wives (and 12 farmers) from western France are dropping trough and posing nude for a charity calendar, all because they are "fed up to the backteeth with being taken for a load of bumpkins."


"Just because you're a farmer's wife doesn't mean you're a farmer. Of the six women who are on display, there's a vet, some nurses and a beauty-parlour manager," said Patrice Boinot, a 35-year-old cattle farmer.


"This has allowed us to get rid of certain prejudices which some people still have about farmers' wives," said photographer Daniel Mar.


Article originally posted on Agence France-Presse.


This is a great idea and they really do have a point. Yeah, it's totally stereotyping, but whenever I picture a farmer's wife, she's always a farmer... and usually dressed in farm clothes. And I always condone getting naked to prove a point. So, nice work ladies and gents! Merci les épouses du fermier!


- J.D. Bauchery

HotMoviesForHer Hearts Jamye Waxman

Not only did HotMoviesForHer just post a review of sex educator/columinst Jamye Waxman's awesome new film Personal Touch With Jamye Waxman Volume 1 - Toying With Pleasure, we were able to score an interview with the sexpert herself!!

Check out the site to find out all about this smart and sexy sexologist, including lessons she learned while working in a sex toy shop, who her ideal porn partner would be, and her best piece of advice, just for us ladies!

The short and sweet: Jamye Waxman is "the nexxxt generation of sex educators" (Wired.com). She has her Masters in sex education from Widener University in Pa. and is the sex advice columinst for Playgirl Magazine. Her work has also appeared in Women's Health, Zink, Steppin' Out and The Philly Edge. Jamye wrote the books Getting Off: A Woman's Guide to Masturbation (Seal Press), Women Loving Women: Appreciating and Exploring the Beauty of Erotic Female Encounters (Quiver Press) and contributed to the book Naked Ambition: Women Who Are Changing Pornography (Carroll & Graf).

You can also check out her website at http://www.jamyewaxman.com/ to find out more info!

Enjoy!

-J.D. Bauchery

New Sex Tips Just Posted

Hey Ladies -

I just posted a brand spankin' new Sex Tips column on the site. A nice little how-to for getting it on, girl-on-girl style. That's right ladies, J.D. Bauchery's guide to "dyking out" - which just happens to be one of my all-time favorite phrases!

Plus, we've got a bunch of new movie reviews up, including The Porn Librarian's write up of Midnight Librarians, a lusty look at what happens afterhours among the stacks.

Check it out and enjoy!

xoxo-

J.D. Bauchery
www.hotmoviesforher.com

Brings a Whole New Meaning to Scent of a Woman

The Hot Movies blog (shameless plug) wrote about this the other day and I was so curious that needed to check it out for my self. You know how sometimes you can't figure out if something is a joke or not? Well, I'm stumped. It seriously looks like a joke, but for some reason, I don't think that it is.

Vulva Original. Apparently someone somewhere wants to smell like a vagina… a fake vagina… on their hand. Sure, the smell of sex is hot. And yeah, smelling vagina on your hands after having them in one is a good time. But I don't know if I could get down with putting a drop of fake vagina on the back of my hand and rubbing it in. From the website, it supposedly "immediately intensifies your erotic fantasies and starts the film rolling in your head…" Tag Line: Breathe in and enjoy, anytime, anywhere, the odour of a beautiful woman.

Alright, I really do get why this would be hot. The concept at least, if not the actual product. What creeps me out is the repeated warnings of only using a drop. Seriously - only. a. drop. The website says that Vulva Original is very concentrated and kinda makes it seem like it could be fairly iffy to apply in gobs. And there are all these notes to not drink it. Or introduce it into any body orifice or have it come in contact with any mucous membrane. Ew. Who's drinking this stuff? (Though someone probably did, hence the warning.)

Anyway, just my opinion of course. But still, it's a little fishy… and no, no gross vagina pun intended here. So, joke or not, the true question is: what's the deal? Does this product actually do anything? And is anyone buying it?

If anyone has tried it or smelled it or anything, comment back! I'm so curious to know more!

J.D. Bauchery
Hotmoviesforher.com