Friday, November 30, 2007

Violet Blue Deck’s Her Halls

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Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Dirty Hair

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Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Tampons: For More Than Just Decorating Your Vagina

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2008 Sex-Positive Journalism Awards

Finally, good sexuality news writing is getting the recognition it deserves! Brand spankin' new for 2008 is the Sex-Positive Journalism Awards (the "Sexies")!

Responding to all the crappy, sensationalized reporting, as well as the general state of things,
the National Coalition for Sexual Freedom, the Center for Sex and Culture, Babeland, and journalist Miriam Axel-Lute created the Sexies to promote fair and accurate coverage of sexual topics. How cool is that!! Plus, the panel of judges is made up of some of the best sex writers in the field, including Dan Savage and Carol Queen.

One of the best things about the Sexies is that readers can submit articles they believe to embody the spirit of sex positive journalism! Having nominations open for the general public to submit is so awesome because it follows the point of journalism in the first place - to disseminate information to the masses. And what better way to get the masses opinion of what they believe to be good journalism than to ask them to join in with nominations.

So, keep the Sexies in mind as you're sipping your coffee and reading the paper, or while you're trolling the Internet instead of doing your work (not that I know anyone who does that...). Submission must be in by March 2008. You have plenty of time to enter a piece - no excuses! Take control of what you read by letting everyone know who you think is an awesome sex positive writer!

Check out the nominee criteria.

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery
www.hotmoviesforher.com

Friday, November 23, 2007

Arrr Matey, Get Ye Booty


Alright, by now you should be finished up with your 5 a.m. romp through retail hell and all stocked up on your discounted digital cameras and iPods. Good, because we have bigger fish to fry today.

I don't know if anyone told you (I only found out yesterday) but today is Fuck Like A Pirate Day! Ok, this is where I channel my inner wench and bust out my best pirate lingo fer yar enjoyment, ye scurvy seadog ye. Go plunder that there booty before yar sun be setting over the high seas.

[Poor lingo attempt over. You'd think someone with a big ass pirate treasure tattoo would be able to talk pirate like the best of 'em, but alas, I fall short in the lingo department. And yes, I'm shamed.]

Anyway, while I might not suggest this per se, I think everyone needs to go out today and get all hands on deck for some hot scallywag action. Go now - you've already wasted precious hours at the mall.

Oh, and If you need a little inspiration, HMFH has everything you need.

Happy Fuck Like A Pirate Day!

Required Arrr...

xoxo
-J.D. "Shiver Me Timbers" Bauchery
http://www.hotmoviesforher.com/

Thursday, November 22, 2007

Happy Thanksgiving From HotMoviesForHer.com


"The National Thanksgiving Turkey was raised using normal feeding and other production techniques. The one exception is they were provided increased interaction with people so that they would be prepared for their role at the White House Ceremony." - White House Website

Annual pardoning of the turkey, huh?


Have an awesome Thanksgiving!

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Celebrate Black Friday With HotMoviesForHer.com

HotMoviesForHer.com encourages early risers to beat more than just the crowds this Black Friday!

HotMoviesForHer.com will be FREE for ALL USERS on Friday, November 23, 5am-6am EST.

No extra sign-up needed. Just log on to HotMoviesForHer.com as usual and take advantage of one FREE hour of over 80,000 movies to chose from.

With that kind of selection, you should have no problems making sure the early bird gets the worm this Black Friday.

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Basting Your Turkey


Clearly Thanksgiving is rapidly approaching...

15 Ways to Use a Turkey Baster for Sex

Turkey basters: they're not just for artificial insemination or glazing your poultry. With these helpful hints, your turkey won't be the only thing that's moist and juicy.

1. Use it to suck your clit
Remove the rubber bulb, place the opening over your clitoris, and squeeze rhythmically. Use some water-based lube for more suction and sensation. Simulate oral sex or just get your clit pumped up and sensitive.

2. Use it to suck your dick
Guys, try the same thing on the head of your cock. It's like a mouth sucking on just the end. With a soft rubber bulb you probably won't hurt yourself, but be gentle.

3. Use it as a nipple pump
Use the bulb the same way to "pump" your partner's nipples. Let suction hold the bulb in place, then pull it, hit it, or let it hang.

4. Hump the baster tube
Rub the plastic baster tube against your clitoris, over it, and on the sides. Raised markings on the tube will give extra stimulation.

5. Water massage
Use it to squirt streams of water onto your clit. Do it fast and you can get a "pulsing" effect going. It's easiest to do this in the tub.


There are still ten more uses! Check out the rest here.

[insert all impregnating lesbians jokes here]

Happy short work week!

xoxo
-J.D. Bacuhery
http://www.hotmoviesforher.com/

Celestial Perfection


Great. My first sex toy review and I had a deadline. By the end of November I had to winterize the windows, clean the gutters, and convince my nerdy girlfriend to get her nose out of her journals and, well, in between my legs. Fortunately for me and the future of my relationship, the last wasn’t as daunting as cleaning the gutters.

I’m not known for my patience. Because of this, dear readers, you are getting a two for one review. I received the Celestial Perfection during a week when the aforementioned girlfriend was scheduled to work nights, and I didn’t want to introduce a new toy to the mix before we could give it the proper attention it deserved. This heroic attitude lasted thirty hours, after which I decided that it would be proper to take this new toy out for a test drive myself.

I wasn’t sure what to expect, since I received this toy in a sealed plastic bag without any marketing slogans to let me know just how great it is. It doesn’t look like a penis, which is good for me, and appeared to have a decent g-spot curve, which is what tempted me in the first place. I inserted the bullet and quickly found myself impressed with this mystery dildo! This baby curves in all of the right places and the balled tip stimulated my g-spot better than any other toy I’ve used. I immediately started counting down the days until the dreaded week of night shifts was over.

Since I had been raving about the wonders of my new acquisition for four days, it didn’t take much (or any) work to get my girl into bed once we were back on the same schedule. Let me tell you, we were not disappointed. The CP is great when combined with a harness. It’s a little bigger than other dildos we’ve used, but that turned out to be a good thing. It’s well thought out curves combined with a decent vibration, left two girls very happy and thoroughly exhausted.

To top it off, the Celestial Perfection is made of silicone, so I threw it on the top rack of the dishwasher and finally sat down to cross something off of my to-do list.

I definitely recommend this toy to women across the globe. It’s a little pricey at $69.95, but like with so many other things, you get what you pay for when it comes to sex toys. You’ll definitely get your moneys worth.

See Stars With the Celestial Perfection!

Monday, November 19, 2007

J.D. Bauchery’s List of Gettin’ Off and Givin’ Thanks!


New Sex Tips posted on http://www.hotmoviesforher.com/!

I don't know about you, but when it comes to this time of year, only two things come to my mind - turkey and pie. Thanksgiving has become such a grocery store holiday that I've completely overlooked the true meaning. This year I'm changing my ways, doing it up and giving thanks, sex tips style.

In honor of Thanksgiving, I've rounded up the things I'm most thankful for and narrowed them down to my top 5 picks. Feast away on J.D. Bauchery's List of Getting' Off and Givin' Thanks!

Head over to http://www.hotmoviesforher.com/ to check out my list!

Have a great Thanksgiving!

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery
http://www.hotmoviesforher.com/

Friday, November 16, 2007

Saving the World, One Bra at a Time

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Got A Minute?

Got A Minute?


Sometimes there’s nothing hotter than a quickie. There’s just something about those frantic few minutes of indiscretion that leave you wet and wondering why your pants are around you ankles in a stairwell. In Got A Minute?, well known author of erotica Alison Tyler has compiled 60 short pieces that will fill your head with all sorts of dirty ideas and leave you plenty of time to follow through on them.


You’ll find a myriad of fantasies played out for you in this anthology. Two women welcome a man into their bedroom in Hired Hunk, but he’s only allowed to pleasure himself as they go at it. Rachel Kramer Bussel captures the emotion of this moment brilliantly. The confidence and trust these women have in each other is just as hot as the sex.


As expected with any compilation, not every story did it for me, but I can’t really complain about a three page story wasting my time. You’re sure to find plenty of gems in this compilation of very short stories from Cleis Press. You’ll find yourself reading your favorites again, and hopefully aloud, as you cuddle up against the cold this winter.



-The Porn Librarian

Add this excellent book to your collection!

Tyler, A (ed.). (2007). Got A Minute? Sixty-Second Erotica. San Francisco, CA: Cleis Press, Inc.

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

I’m a Genius!

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Tuesday, November 13, 2007

Binary Booty Call

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Dreamer Vibe



Every toy comes with it's own set of pros and cons. Some have more pros than cons and some more cons than pros, but the neat thing about all of it is that my cons can be your pros and visa versa! I'll put it right out there that the Dreamer Vibe (otherwise known as Lucid Curves #21) wasn't my favorite toy in the world. It was pretty decent at getting the job done and getting me off, but I would say that from a cost-benefit analysis, the cons outweighed the pros for me.

You can't tell from the picture posted, but the nubby head and the dial actually face away from each other (not perpendicular) and both sides have a curve to them, so the toy is shaped like an "s." It reminded me of a hot pink periscope or some kind of worm-ish looking creature, especially with little nubs all over the clit stimulating surface. And speaking of the nubs, I actually find them kind of painful on my bits, so I ended up turning the toy around and using the plain hard plastic back end, which worked just fine.

This is a waterproof toy, which is totally awesome for people who love getting off in the shower or tub, I, unfortunately, am not one of those people. I have an irrational fear (well, I suppose it's not that irrational) of electricity and water, and even though a toy is billed as waterproof, I prefer to stay on dry land.

The multi speed setting dial isn't necessarily loose or super easy to move, but somehow every time I moved the vibe around, I kept accidentally hitting the dial and turning the toy off. I have no idea how I did this, but it happened a few times. This was particularly frustrating because every time I turned it back on, it seemed to get louder (which I'm sure was just my imagination).

I was a little surprised at the noise level that came from the vibe. It was much louder than I would have expected. I was actually a little reluctant to turn it on higher, as I was afraid of waking up my roommate (who's room is down the hall, and both our doors were closed). It wasn't super loud like a lawnmower or anything, but I would say it made more noise than an electric toothbrush or razor, which is a little be too loud for my liking.

I know this review sounds like I downright hated this toy, but that's actually not the case. While I might not go straight for this vibe when I reach in my toy box, it would totally work for me in a pinch. And who's to say that I wouldn't use it on someone else…

Get wet and wild with Doc Johnson's Dreamer Vibe!

Monday, November 12, 2007

Doing It Yourself

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Batteries Hopefully Included




Hey All -


I just posted a new sex tips column on the site.


Here's enough to get a little buzz going...Not all vibrators are created equally. Some buzz loudly, some are whisper quiet, some are curved, big, small, disguised, and waterproof… but all (aside from the "body massagers") are designed with one thing in mind - to get you off. Whether it needs to be plugged into the wall socket or it can be brought along in your purse disguised as a tube of lipstick, your vibrator can be a source of totally hot and completely racy enjoyment - both alone and with others...


... but you gotta head over to http://www.hotmoviesforher.com/ to read the rest!


Enjoy and remember I love getting questions from you guys, so send em over! It's 100% confidential and I will work my ass off to get you what you need to know.


Oh yeah, and I freaking love this picture! It totally reminds me of this recent news article about sex toy recycling.


xoxo

Friday, November 9, 2007

For all of you who were hoping for some girl on girl action from the new Bionic Woman, the folks at G4 have put together their own hilarious short.

You can watch it here.

I highly recommend you do.

Now I'm gonna go home, feed my cats, and watch the L Word.

The Aussies Are Coming!

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Thursday, November 8, 2007

Sexy Sexy News

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Wednesday, November 7, 2007

Queer Porn Rules!

Ah queer porn… one of my favorite topics. I like watching it, of course, but I'm also into talking about it, processing it and looking at it in regards to the bigger picture. Yeah, that's what happens when you're a human sexuality grad student… Anyway, here are two awesome new interviews/articles talking about the state of queer and lesbian porn, where we've been and what the future holds.

First up is an About.com interview with Nan Kinney, president of lesbian production studio Fatale Media and one of the founders of On Our Backs, the "Magazine for the Adventurous Lesbian."

A little taste:

Q: How has the lesbian porn business changed over the 23 years you've been in it?

A: "Well for one thing, there actually is a lesbian porn business now! When we started, it was like missionary work. There was no lesbian porn in the early 80s -- none. Now there are at least a handful of companies creating dyke porn. And, more importantly, dykes are recognized as a market for porn to be produced for, and there are marketing and selling resources for lesbian porn. That's huge. Basically, when we were making our first porn, we were limited to selling directly to lesbians via mail order.

Now, you have many sex-positive retail stores and a multitude of websites for lesbians to find lesbian porn. The lesbian porn market has definitely evolved in the last 20 years."

Read the rest here.


Next up, XBIZ asks 'where are the real lesbians?' and also talks with Kinney, but this time about making the move to online distribution and working with HotMoviesForHer!!

But knowing that the Internet is an ideal way to get her product out to the masses, Kinney and Fatale have teamed with HotMoviesForHer.com, at the request of HotMovies.com Account Manager Dutchie VanDyke, to get the company's films online.

"I mean why not, there are people who want it both ways," Kinney said. "I don't think one cancels out the other; the more ways to provide your customers access to your content, the better."

Plus, HMFH's own Dutchie VanDyke tells XBIZ all about hooking up with Fatale and knowing what real lesbians are looking for.

VanDyke said both straight and queer women viewers are perceptive to even the subtlest hint of fake and are easily tipped — and turned — off from it.

"You can find the fake really easily," she said, "so what we're doing with HotMoviesForHer is we're trying to keep it genuine and keep it respectful and authentic. I don't think that until recently there's been a specific indication that the interest is out there, that this model would work for them."

Check out the whole article here.


xoxo
- J.D. Bauchery
www.hotmoviesforher.com

Babes With Books

Jackpot! I've found a site dedicated to pictures of girls reading. It doesn't get much better than Babes With Books. I'm so going to start collecting pictures of girls with books and cover the walls of my library with them!

girl reading


If any of you book nerds missed my review of O - The Power of Submission, an interpretation Pauline Reage's The Story Of O, you can see it here.

Finally, send us your nerdy book pics, smart porn suggestions, or comments. We crave your attention!

-The Porn Librarian

Tuesday, November 6, 2007

Do you wash your pants in Windex? Because I can see myself in them.

On my daily trolling of the Internet, I recently found Pickupedia, an online database of pick up lines. I rooted about for a bit and rounded up the top ten of what I found. Some are totally disgusting, some are kinda cute and some deserve a look of pity… but all are awesomely bad. Here they are in no particular order. Enjoy!

1) "Baby you are so fine you turn my software into hardware."

2) "I have an x-ray watch and it shows me you are wearing no knickers. What, you are? Ah, it must be an hour fast."

3) "Wanna go Dutch on a kid?"

4) "I hear your ankles are having a party. Why not tell your panties to come on down?"

5) "My jeans fit just fine when I put them on, but now I think I'm getting a little chubby" (pause) "Well, not a 'little' chubby--a big chubby. But now I ruined the double entendre... Hey, where are you going? Give me some credit here. I know what a 'double entendre' is." (well, he does have a point...)

6) "I would only kick you out of bed to fuck you on my floor." (oooooh, Risqué!)

7) "Hersheys makes thousands of kisses a day, all I'm asking for is just one."

8) "I'd like to have breakfast with you. Should I call you or nudge you?" (this one is my favorite!)

9) Person A: "Can I take your picture?"
Person B: "What for?"
Person A: "I want to show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas!"

10) "If I had a garden, I'd put your tulips with my tulips." (he he!)

Man these are cheesey! I love it! Feel free to add your own favorite pick up lines in the comments section.

Thinking up my own as we speak...

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery
www.hotmoviesforher.com

Sex Toy Review: The Discretion Bullet

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Monday, November 5, 2007

Smokin' Bodies

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Thursday, November 1, 2007

Making Art From Scattered Pieces

Break-ups suck. There's no two ways about that, and even worse is the healing process that goes long with them. It's seriously cringe-worthy to think about. But for some, pain equals inspiration. Take Croatian artists Olinka Vistica and Drazen Grubisic. When the two parted ways, they decided to turn all that nervous energy into something that could benefit everyone in their situation. Oh those creative types, always growing from their experiences and producing amazing works from broken pieces. Not that I'm jealous or anything…

The Museum of Broken Relationships asks people in the cities it visits to donate mementos of everything from short flings to painful divorces.

Originating in Croatia, the show has visited Bosnia-Herzegovina and Slovenia and has amassed more than 300 exhibits.

Berliners have donated more than 30 objects, including a wedding dress and an axe used to break an ex's furniture.

Zvonimir Dobrovic is organising the Berlin show in the Tacheles arts centre, a former squat in the heart of the city.

"It's such a nice, simple idea, because everyone can relate to it," he told the BBC News website.

"It's not pretentious, it's interactive, a place where people can present their own stories and compare them to others."

Members of the public are asked to give or donate an object, along with a short description of what it means to them, the time of the relationship, and where they are from.

"Even if the objects seem ordinary the stories are very individual and they make the exhibition come alive," Mr Dobrovic said.

"People really enjoy being here, we get couples who spend a long time here, looking and laughing and hoping it never happens to them, and then people who've just broken up who want to tell us their stories," he added.

Here's the whole article.

xoxo-
J.D. Bauchery
www.hotmoviesforher.com