Pervy Girls

Christine Kessler’s first book, Pervy Girls, is an incredible journey into the world of Erotic Fashion photography through the eyes of one of the genre’s most talented artists.

Dressed in the best the community has to offer, the women captured by Kessler’s expert eye express a gamut of emotions. Seen through the lens of another women, the models are strong, beautiful, and always sexy; and the images will inspire you to explore your own desires further.

Kessler has immortalized some of the hottest fetish models including Darenzia, Masuimi Max, and Ninn Worx director The Tall Goddess (Lorraine Sisco), along with the dark beauties of godsgirls.com. Whether they’re decked out in latex from head to toe, or simply wearing a pair of panties, these feisty fetish models will hold your gaze throughout.

I loved this book from Goliath, as will anyone who appreciates gorgeous women testing the boundaries of sexuality.

- The Porn Librarian

Fuck the usual resolutions...

2008. Ready or not, the new year is no longer rapidly approaching - it's here. I don't know about you guys, but 2007 was a real doozie for me and I'm looking forward to rebooting in the upcoming year. I'm not usually one to make resolutions (I tend to forget what they are about 5 minutes later), but this time around I am taking a stand and writing up a list of things I'd like to change in '08.

In fact, I'm recommending that everyone take pen to paper this year and follow my lead. Ok, seriously, I'm just looking for some support with this.Anyway, I say we forgo all those lose weight, quit smoking, work out more goals this time, because though that general health stuff is important in its own right, I'd much rather resolve to have a hotter sex life in '08. Gotta have priorities, people.

Check out http://www.hotmoviesforher.com/ for some suggestions to make 2008 happy, healthy and hot! Yep, it's my Sex Tips guide to writing resolutions this year.

I mean really, can resolving to get off more ever be a bad thing?

Happy New Year!

xoxo
-J.D.
http://www.hotmoviesforher.com/

Always Room for Dinosaur Comics

Yeah, so you probably can't read this comic, cause blogger won't let me make it any bigger, but check it out here. Totally worthwhile, on both a learning and freakin hilarious level. Come on guys, it's Friday and a slow news day. Just enjoy the dinos.

xoxo
J.D.
www.hotmoviesforher.com

2008 or Bust!

Hey guys, sorry about the lapse in posting... the holidays will do that to you. Anyway, I'm back and have been trolling the web all day to find good stuff to offer up to you guys.

First up, the Naughty American has rounded up the best of the worst of naughty Americans (fitting) in 2007.

Some of my favorites include:

Larry Craig: Thanks to his infamous encounter in the Minneapolis-St. Paul Airport bathroom stall – which has since become a tourist attraction of sorts – Craig did more for toe-tapping than anyone since Shirley Temple or Bill “Bojangles” Robinson.

But the alleged sex solicitation that put Craig's name on everyone’s list didn’t make him a naughty American – it was his steadfast denials that he is not gay, despite claims to the contrary from various homosexuals, including the guy who had sex with disgraced evangelist Ted Haggard (Class of 2006 Naughty American).

Yes, soliciting sex in a bathroom is naughty. But Craig’s refusal to resign from the Senate, despite subtle suggestions to do so by his Republican colleagues, took naughty to another level. After all, Naughty Americans follow their heart – or loins, in this case – regardless of what society thinks. Bravo, Sen. Craig.

Britney Spears: Let’s get one thing straight: Being a bad mother isn’t naughty; it’s just plain nasty. However, Spears did do one positively naughty thing in 2007: Ditching the undies and going commano in public. If other women follow this trend in 2008, we’re truly in for a naughty New Year.

Lisa Nowak: Perhaps it’s fitting that the most spaced-out fatal attracttion since Glenn Close would be an astronaut. In most people’s book, attempting to murder a potential beau’s girlfriend is naughty, bordering on nasty, behavior.
It is, but Nowak does get praise for reminding other Americans about how handy diapers can be on a lengthy road trip.

Nice guys, nice. Read the whole article here.

More to come tomorrow!

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery
www.hotmoviesforher.com

Don't Forget!!! Global Orgasm for Peace!

Don't forget for get to do you part for peace!

Make love, not war – literally.

That's the message of the second annual Synchronized Global Orgasm for Peace, scheduled for the moment of the solstice, Saturday, Dec. 22, 1:08 a.m. in Toronto. Come on time.

"If everyone had an orgasm at the same time concentrating on one subject – peace on Earth – could it influence the energy fields of the earth in a positive way?" wonders Paul Reffell, co-founder of Global Orgasm (globalorgasm.org).

This is not a Saturday Night Live skit. He's serious.

Well, sort of serious. He and his partner, Donna Sheehan, founded the anti-war group Baring Witness (baringwitness.org), that posed naked women spelling out peace messages in parks and beaches on every continent. (They wore clothes in Antarctica.)

This world consciousness stuff has floated by before. New agey types have tried to get the energy of 6 billion minds focused on ending war or hunger. But nothing happened.Now some folks will try to measure these supposed good vibes of synchronized sex, hoping this time the earth moves.

Read the whole article here.

Find out more info at GlobalOrgasm.org.

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery
http://www.hotmoviesforher.com/

Joanna Angel's "I Am Legend" Cameo

The boys over at HotMovies The Blog have scooped us again!

HotMovies4Her's favorite pint-sized porn star got more mainstream exposure in Will Smith's "I Am Legend" when Joanna's Angels 2 and Joanna Angel's Guide 2 Humping were on display as Smith's Robert Neville, the last man on earth, visits the local Tower Records.

Angel was pleased, stating that "It's nice to know that when the world ends and everyone turns into vampire things… that my movies will still be sold."

Not even an apocalypse can slow down the adult industry.

I can not believe I am blogging about this from home at 1 a.m.

Alright, so I haven't blogged about this too much, cause I know how quickly things can spiral into gossip hell, but I am a total pop culture junkie.  I've resisted so much adversity (even Jamie Lynn Spears being prego!), but I just have to comment on this. 

 

I haven't really had a chance to watch a lot of tv lately (other than Project Runway, of course), but I sat down tonight to write out some holiday cards and I flipped on A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila, which I hadn't watched any of, though my friends have talked about it.  And lo and behold, it was a rerun of the finale.  Bobby vs. Danny.  And she chooses Bobby!!!  Is she serious!  I mean really, even a totally homophobic mongoloid can see that Dani is the right pick!  Not only is she totally hot and seems so nice, she is head over heels in love with Tila (who is a total trip, by the way).  This Bobby character has got nothing on our girl Dani.  True, I watched one hour out of a whole season, but really, I can safely say there is no competition there.  Nope. None. Zilch.  Please, I can't even imagine how peeved I'd be if I had watched the whole season.

This show did bring up some really interesting ideas of gender, sexuality and identity, which I am grateful was promoted in prime time.  I only have one more thing to say, then we shall never speak of this again:  There needs to be more hot butch chicks on tv.  That is my decree. 

 Pop Culture rant signing off.  

xoxo

-J.D. Bauchery

www.hotmoviesforher.com

Hmmm. Breaking News?

This just in - drinking a whole lot of booze can cause you to make stupid decisions, including having unprotected sex. I know! It was just as much of a shock to us.

Binge drinking among women is causing an explosion in the numbers of sexually transmitted diseases and unwanted pregnancies, say doctors.

Their research shows more than three-quarters of women taking part in a survey admitted they had unprotected sex because they were drunk.

They also found that female patients with a sexually-transmitted infection drank 40 per cent more than those without.

"Seventy-six per cent of the women had experienced unprotected sex as a result of drinking, and women who binged most heavily experienced significantly more unwanted pregnancies," said the researchers.

Read the rest of the article here.

Seriously, do they really need a scientific study to prove this one? Can't they just look at those girls from Facebook and figure that one out? I'm just sayin'...

xoxo

-J.D. Bauchery
www.hotmoviesforher.com

Deep Sea Diving

You know what they say about necessity being the mother of invention... I wonder if there is still time to get these in my friends' Christmas stockings?!?

The pussy snorkel is perfect for connoisseurs of cunnilingus. Simply place over your head and the pussy snorkel will allow you to breathe normally while giving her a long lustful licking she'll never forget. What are you waiting for? Go Snorkeling!

And it's only $19.95! Score!

Now, I can't say whether or not you'll feel like a total tool wearing this... no, actually I can guarantee that you'll feel like an asshole, but really, you're getting laid, stop complaining.

(Extreme Restraints via hotmovies the blog)

xoxo

-J.D. Bauchery

http://www.hotmoviesforher.com/

Season's Greetings?

After yesterday's run on serious news items, I figured it was time for something a little lighter. While I personally have never necessarily thought of Santa as a sex icon, I suppose he needs his stocking stuffed as much as anyone else. Yep, I don't have anything else to say about that...

I don't know if you all remember this, but for some reason it popped into my head.

For some seasonal Santas, “ho ho ho” is more than just a greeting.

Take Walter, 41, of Eugene, Ore., who’s donned the big red suit for 4 years. Though he makes every attempt to portray the legendary hero with dignity, Walter each Christmas receives more than a handful of amorous offers from women (and a few men) in search of a holiday stocking stuffer.

Just a hazard of the job, he says.

“It’s hard to maintain the epitome of love and niceness when you have a horny housewife deliberately leaning over to show you her cleavage,” Walter explains.

Another woman, he recalls, even had her 8-year-old son pass him a note with her phone number and a question about what was “…under his big black belt.”

As he says, it’s a tough profession.

“Being in character for five hours is not an easy thing, and getting hit on with all these kids and parents around doesn’t make it any easier,” he adds.

Juan, 46, another Santa working in Los Angeles, says playing Kris Kringle brings the kind of Christmas bonus he never saw in his off-season job as a contractor.

“Some women really love Santa,” says Juan, who speculates it’s “because of Santa’s God-like powers…being able to show up at every house in the world in a split second.”

Whatever the reason, Juan can’t complain, especially after a particularly memorable bonus at a department store last season.

She followed me to the changing room, pulled down my pants, and went to town,” he says. “While I watched her head bob up and down with the Santa hat on, I couldn’t help saying to myself, ‘Ho ho ho. Christmas is a wonderful season.’”

Check out the rest of the article here.

xoxo

-J.D. Bauchery

http://www.hotmoviesforher.com/

SVU, Toronto Style

Wow. Sometimes I can't get over how progressive Canada is compared to the U.S. I can't even imagine this happening in Las Vegas, where prostitution is legal!

Toronto police have launched a special victims unit devoted solely to investigating sexual assaults against prostitutes in the city. In a year and a half, the four-person unit made 19 arrests and investigated 35 cases, some of women addicted to drugs and hooking on the street, and some of escorts working indoors, who now make up the majority of the trade.

Det. Wendy Leaver said her unit is trying to change the way sex trade workers see police in Toronto and also help prevent abductions, violent crime and homicide in the high risk community. As well, she anticipates the unit will shake up those in society who still view rape among prostitutes as an occupational hazard.

"In the past, missing sex workers, because of their lifestyle and lack of contact with family or friends, haven't been reported. The fact that now we have a unit dedicated strictly to sexual assualt against sex workers that is not connected with any enforcement unit, I would hope that in the future we would receive the information immediately."

Det. Leaver says judges are starting to change their thinking, as is society, which traditionally blamed the victim "as soon as money was put into the equation."

"When you arrest the johns that are involved in assaulting sex workers, it always amazes me because you explain to them what they're under arrest for and they look at you and go, 'For her? That whore?' Yes, for that victim. When sex workers are sexually assaulted, we do not consider that a hazard of the job. We consider it a criminal offence. "

Check out the rest of the article here. (via fleshbot)

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery
http://www.hotmoviesforher.com/

Rapex

Quite the interesting new product. I've fortunately never had any experience with sexual assault, so I'm not going to make any smartass comments...

The words of a rape victim - "If only I had teeth down there" - have inspired the design of a new anti-rape device.

Rapex - dubbed the 'rape trap' - is a product worn internally by women. The hollow inside is lined with rows of razor-sharp hooks, which are designed to latch on to a rapist's penis during penetration. They can only be removed by a doctor.

The product will be on the shelves of South African chemists and supermarkets later this month. South African mother-of-two Sonette Ehlers developed the original prototype in 2005 but has struggled to get it patented and approved for sale, not least because of staunch opposition from feminist groups.

Read the rest of the article here.

Totally inappropriate, but looking at this, I can't get that scene from Se7en out of my head. I know, I'm an awful human being.

xoxo

-J.D. Bauchery
http://www.hotmoviesforher.com/

The Science of Lurve: Part 2

I came in this morning and lo and behold, Scientific Match, the DNA-matching personals site I talked about last week actually got back to me on my homo DNA question.

Here's what I got:

We believe that chemical attraction is just as prevalent whether you’re gay or straight. So ScientificMatch cordially welcomes all persuasions to participate and experience the amazing benefits of our genetic matching process.

For clarity and simplicity, the discussion of chemistry throughout this site refers primarily to heterosexual relationships. However, we’re confident that it applies to homosexual relationships, too. Here, we’ll describe a few things to consider that make our same-sex matching, and the associated chemical attraction, a little different from opposite-sex matching.

The most obvious difference is that gay couples won’t realize the benefits of healthier, more attractive children. But even though nature’s ultimate objective is moot, chemistry—or at least the brain’s response to it—is alive and well among homosexuals. This has been shown in two studies; one looking at gay men, [Savic et al, 2005] and the other looking at lesbians. [Berglund et al, 2006]

Both studies were based on the premise that women process sexual chemistry differently in their brains than men do. These differences can be seen by looking at peoples’ brains, using PET scans, while they sniff components of other people’s sweat. When straight men sniff the sweat of straight women, a specific part of their brains light up in a PET scan. When straight women sniff the sweat of straight men, a different part of their brains light up. [Savic et al, 2001]

The first homosexual study showed that, when gay men were exposed to the sweat of other gay men, their brains lit up, in a PET scan, in the same way as straight women smelling the same chemicals given off by straight men. [Savic et al, 2005] In other words, gay men’s brains seem to be wired just like straight women’s. They’re brains seem to behave the same way when they’re sexually stimulated.

By the same token, the second homosexual study showed that lesbians are wired similar to straight men. [Berglund et al, 2006]


Well, there you have it. Scientific Match has spoken. Grab your checkbooks.

oh, and by the way, seriously guys, But even though nature’s ultimate objective is moot - how thinly veiled disapproving can you get. I'm just sayin...

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery
www.hotmoviesforher.com

Body Drama

Really interesting interview in today's New York Magazine's Daily Intelligencer with Miss America finalist Nancy Redd about her new book Body Drama, a body image book for teens that not only covers the gamut of issues, but also includes a 24-page spread of un-retouched vulvas. How cool is that! The book comes out on Dec. 27.

Anyway, here is a snippet of the article.


Growing up, Nancy Redd had a poor relationship with that part of her body that rhymes with Mulva, as Seinfeld famously noted. "I grew up in southern Virginia, where you're lucky if it's referred to as a hoo-ha," said Redd, 26. Then she majored in women's studies at Harvard, won Miss Virginia 2003 and placed in the top ten at Miss America 2004. With a postfeminist résumé like that, it was probably inevitable that she would write Body Drama, a version of Our Bodies, Ourselves for the self-image-addled teen girls and young women of Generation Z, coming out December 27. Covering everything from woes about lopsided boobs and personal smells to serious health issues, it's full of un-retouched photos of buck-naked everyday women, all New Yorkers whom Redd found over Craigslist — including a centerfold of 24 vulvas that gives new meaning to the term "full spread." Redd recounted that shoot to Tim Murphy.


So what did the Craigslist ad say?
It said, "Come show your vagina for a good cause." We ended up shooting about 50. We wanted a variety of colors and shapes, hair and without hair. We concocted this table in a photo studio like you'd have at the gyno — a clean, sterile table with disposable paper. I paid $50 a vulva.

What kinds of women showed up?
There were artists and bankers and a lot of students. Women who wanted to share themselves with the world. I wanted it to be fun vaginas, a happy and wholesome project. We had a pizza area where people watched TV. One woman said, "I can't wait for the book to come out. I'm going to make my boyfriend pick mine out."

Who has actually seen this many vulvas? Lesbians and men who get a lot of play?
Men don't look. When they saw [the vulvas in the book], they said, "I've never seen anything that looks like that." They're so used to their little airbrushed Playboy vulvas. They don't understand that they've got makeup and glycerin down there in porn. When guys have sex, they're not even paying attention to the real deal.

How do women relate to their vulvas?
You'd be surprised about the shame they feel. They say it's too dark, it's too deep, it's too hairy, it's not feminine — which is the most ironic. How can your vulva not be feminine?

Read the rest of the article here.

(via jezebel)

xoxo

-J.D. Bauchery

http://www.hotmoviesforher.com/

Merry Fistmas!

Even though I'm of the Hanukkah celebratin' variety, I can totally get down with Christmas if this is what Santa's bringing this year. (goodiebag.tv via fleshbot)

xoxo

-J.D. Bauchery

www.hotmoviesforher.com

first-timers

The best thing about sex is that there seems to be an endless list of first times to reminisce about or look forward to. Of course, there’s the big one, but there’s also the first time you surrendered control, had a threesome, got spanked, got it on in public, etc – I could go on forever. This compilation, edited by cup cake connoisseur Rachel Kramer Bussel, gathers true stories of mind blowing first times.

The great thing about this anthology from Alyson Books is that there is a story for everyone. Whether you’re looking for cute stories about first loves, or kinkier stories about things you’ve only dreamt of doing, you’ll find them in this eclectic collection.

I was captivated by Audacia Ray’s “What’s a Little Fisting Between Friends?” in which she recounts her first fisting experience. You’ll find yourself giggling as Ray and a friend struggle to reach a mirror so she can see her own cunt swallowing her friend’s hand.

This scintillating collection will remind you that you’re never too old to experience another earth shattering first time.

-The Porn Librarian

Add this excellent book to your collection!

Insert Witty Bra Title Here

Celebrating it's 100th brithday this year, the bra finally get a makeover that's of some real use. Not that covering bras in millions of dollars worth of jewels or making them eco friendly don't constitute as relevant makeovers, but this one goes one step beyond and actually does something for the boobs involved. Crazy idea, huh.

Scientists have developed an "intelligent fabric" with its own sensors that can be used to design bras for women more accurately in the hope of putting an end to the discomfort and even long-term injury that can result from poor bra design.

Researchers have established that even when the bra is the correct size and properly fitted, women can suffer pain and even nerve damage from bra straps.

The vertical movement of the chest can exceed 70mm (almost three inches) during vigorous effort and they say the stresses and strains can affect nerves around the shoulders so seriously that it causes numbness in fingers.

"It is imperative that brassiere designers have access to methods that can accurately and reliably quantify the effects of various brassiere design features on breast motion while not altering the material properties of the brassiere," they say.

They say recent advances in polymer science allow sensors to be built into fabrics to monitor human motion.

"Our results show that the fabric sensors are suitable to monitor breast motion and brassiere function," they say. "Brassiere designers will have the ability directly to assess the effects of changes to each brassiere component on vertical breast and brassiere motion using fabric sensors."


Check out the rest of the article here.


xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery
http://www.hotmoviesforher.com/

Taking Protection to the Next Level

A taser shaped like a tampon. Need we say more?

Ladies can replace that monthly period with an exclamation mark as feminine hygiene goes lethal with The Pink Stinger, a stun gun creatively disguised as a tampon...except for the buttons, prods and high voltage. This weapon of mass absorption aims to target a niche market consumer, that being the tampon wielding women who desire private and discreet security in a friendly familiar package.

The tampon stun gun is the latest in portable and personal security systems. The beauty of this stun gun, aptly named The Pink Stinger, is its ingenious design and ability to be concealed nicely and unassumingly into any purse for ultimate stealth. The stun gun's gentle glide zapplicator easily fits in the palm of your hand for incredible comfort and protection and ready for honorable discharge at a moments notice. In addition, its fresh floral scent helps eliminate the smell of fear, not just cover it up.

Check it out here. (via Jezebel)

And wait a sec... can we just take a minute to appreciate that this product's name is "The Pink Stinger." Gotta love that name.

I've always liked stuff that is disguised as other stuff. There is something really fun about being the only one to know about the secret secondary use - like a vibrator that looks like a make-up compact (sorry, cheap cross marketing of myself) or a book that has a secret cut out compartment. Good times!

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery

http://www.hotmoviesforher.com/

The Science of Lurve

Hmm... I just don't know if I buy this whole complimentative DNA romance match thing. I guess it could work, but I am doubtful, even with all the research studies. Anyway, I checked the Scientific Match website (which, by the way, looks like it could be from 1996... update anyone?) and noticed that they don't mention same sex couples. And as the curious homo that I am, I emailed in to see what they offer for us same-sexers. I'll be sure to let you know all the riveting info I get back. I'm sure I'll be told something about DNA compatibility and breeding and blah blah blah. But I still thought it was interesting enough to post. What do you guys think? Comment away.

Oh, and the video is from here. (via Jezebel)

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery
http://www.hotmoviesforher.com/

Tree Trimming

Maybe it's the sleep deprivation, or maybe it's just the phrase "Santa with Butt Plug," but I found this article freaking hilarious! There is someting inherently funny about the idea of being able to look at Santa with a tree slung over his shoulder and see him hauling a butt plug... or vice versa, which again is hella funny. But it is seriously ambiguous. Being made out of chocolate is just a bonus.


…Paul McCarthy, a California-based artist known for his reliably disturbing installations, has converted the Maccarone gallery into a chocolate factory. Peter Paul Chocolates LLC, as he calls the enterprise, will operate through the end of 2007, turning out Santa Claus figurines for the Christmas trade.

Made of premium chocolate from the Guittard company, in California, the ten-inch-high figurines sell for a hundred dollars each...

The Santa figurine, whose title is “Santa with Tree and Bell,” is innocuous enough at first glance. We see the large, friendly bell, held in front of him, and the Christmas tree, hoisted on his right shoulder—or is it a Christmas tree? It’s treelike, in an abstract sort of way.

But one is also aware that, a few years back, McCarthy created a twenty-five-foot-high bronze for the city of Rotterdam that he called “Santa with Butt Plug.” Sexual imagery, not always benign, has figured in a good deal of his work. (His 1992 sculptural installation “The Garden” cast an entirely new light on tree-hugging.)

“I’ve made a number of pieces about the butt plug,” he conceded. “I like that it looks like a Christmas tree, and also like a Brancusi, or an Arp. As an artist, you look for things that have multiple meanings.”

Read the whole article here.

I keep picturing a little old granny unwittingly purchasing these tasty chocolate treats as a Christmas surprise for her grandkids. Eww. (I find relief in knowing these are $100 a pop, so that scenario is doubtful. Phew!)

xoxo

-J.D. Bauchery
http://www.hotmoviesforher.com/

Tristan Taormino's Eighth Annual Sexy Gift Guide!!

I know I've been goin a little blog crazy this morning (three updates in 3 hours - a wild woman, it's true), but I just wanted to make sure that you didn't miss Tristan Taormino's Eighth Annual Sexy Gift Guide! The gift buying crunch is gonna start sooner than you could possibly imagine (how the HELL is it December 10th already!?!), so I wanted to make sure we had all the important details before maxing out our credit cards. And who better to critique sex toys/videos/etc. than anal queen/porn director and all around sex expert Tristan Taormino!

The article is super link heavy, which I think is important if you want to be able to just click click click and have everything taken care of. So click here to check it out.

Oh, yeah, and don't forget that porn is a real hot gift. Purchase HMFH minutes for that special someone and maybe you'll get more than a crappy sweater this year.

xoxo

-J.D. Bauchery

http://www.hotmoviesforher.com/

No Sex...

... tips from me this week. Instead www.HotMoviesForHer.com offers up a brand spankin' new monthly column from sex writer/blogger extrodinare Audacia Ray!! We are so excited to welcome Audacia to the fray and even more excited to bring you guys her awesomely sex positive, feminist look into porn.

Audacia Ray is an executive editor of $pread Magazine, a contributor to the porn blog Fleshbot and a freelance writer and editor. She is the author of "Naked on the Internet: Hookups, Downloads and Cashing in on Internet Sexploration," a look into the interface of female sexuality and the Internet, as well as writer/director/producer of Adam & Eve Pictures award-winning bisexual feature adult film "The Bi Apple." Ray also recently launched her latest web project, www.livegirlreview.com, a video blog dedicated to reviewing sex media and culture.

Go now and check it out! You will not be disappointed! www.hotmoviesforher.com

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery
www.hotmoviesforher.com

Hanukkah Hotness

Finally, the Jewish Porno God shines a little Hanukkah light my way! Nudie Jew Joanna Angel doesn't even need to take off her shoes to be hella sexy. And 2LiveCrew vinyl!?! Nice.

I think I'm in luv... or at least "like a dog in heat, a freak without warning. I have an appetite for sex, 'cause me so horny."

Anyways, thanks Fleshbot! You totally made my morning.

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery
www.hotmoviesforher.com

Not Quite the Mile High Club

Hmm. I knew there was a good reason I moved back to Philly. Funny, I was actually at this very airport last night picking up a friend, and there was nary a cute queer (other than the one I was picking up, of course, cause hot queer friends are how I roll). Hopefully next time I'm stuck waiting for a delayed flight there will be better pickings – not that I'd pull a Sen. Larry Craig or anything...

Philadelphia is known as the City of Brotherly Love and, fittingly, Philadelphia International Airport is the best in the country for making a love connection.

That’s one of the findings of a new AXE Deodorant survey, which analyzed which airports were best for meeting sexy singles based on criteria such as the average delay time (allowing for more chances to chat up a potential date), amenities such as bars and restaurants, and inclement weather.

When the final tally was made, Philadelphia International flew away with the honor of “Best Airport For Making A Connection,” in part, because it has some of the nation’s longest and most frequent flight delays. Amazingly, 32 percent of all flights are delayed at least 60 minutes.

There are other airports with more delays and canceled flights – such as O’Hare International in Chicago – but Philly is better for hooking up because it has a whopping 16 bars, seven lounges and 57 restaurants where a horny traveler can meet a potential inductee into the Mile-High Club if and when their plane ever leaves the ground.

Check out the rest of the article here.

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery
http://www.hotmoviesforher.com/

Getting Off: A Woman’s Guide To Masturbation

Any one who has been paying attention knows that the ladies of HotMovies4Her love us some Jamye Waxman. What’s not to love? She’s brilliant, a devoted sex-educator, and author of “Getting Off: A Woman’s Guide To Masturbation” from Seal Press. I mean, anyone who would devote this much time to my pleasure is ok in my book!

Getting Off is an exhaustive study of self-love that is honest, often funny, and always empowering. The author covers anatomy, toys, technique and the history of masturbation. Who knew that one early vibrator found in doctors’ offices was fueled by a coal-powered furnace and required two men to run!

My favorite thing about his book is the frank discussion about the stigma surrounding masturbation and sex for women. You’ll probably find a paragraph in most sex books for women that explains that masturbation is sometimes treated as a taboo subject, but it’s ok. Waxman takes the time to debunk a number of societal claims about going solo that helped most of us to feel guilty at some point.

If bibliographies get you hot too, you’re in for a treat! Waxman has provided her readers with an extensive resource list that includes books, movies, and websites. What’s brilliant is the fact that she includes great educational resources like a link to The Feminist Women’s Heath Center, and also points you in the right direction to enhance your sex life with mentions of Babeland, Comstock Films, and even HotMoviesForHer.com!

Overall, Waxman has put together a great guide that our feminist foremothers would be proud of. Next time you feel a case of hysteria coming on, pick it up and learn to love yourself better!
Be sure to check out Personal Touch With Jamye Waxman Volume 1 - Toying With Pleasure and our interview with Jamye!

-The Porn Librarian

Add this excellent book to your collection!

Waxman, J. (2007). Getting Off: A Woman’s Guide To Masturbation. Emeryville, CA: Seal Press.

Mix Tape Rewind

Other than that Mary Carey implant business, we've got ourselves a slow sex news day. So, I've decided to switch things up a bit, take a page out of the HotMovies.com blog, and post something a little different.

In honor of the fact that tomorrow is Friday and that I've had this song in my head since May, I give you The Blow, "Parenthesis." I won't give you winded history of the band or any of that stuff.

Just know three things:

1) Khaela Maricich (the only member of The Blow, though the album this song is on was done with Jona Bechtolt) is super freaking cute and an amazingly talented visual artist.

2) Any band that can pull of an adorable indie-rock pop tune referencing grammar is awesome.

3) The whole album "Paper Television" follows a relationship interaction theme. Sort of like a concept album, but not really. Just go with it.




"When you're holding me, we make a pair of parenthesis..." Crap. I guess this doesn't really help to get this out of my head, huh. Oh well.

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery
http://www.hotmoviesforher.com/

Mary Carey Saves Lives

Anything in the name of a good cause.


Porn star Mary Carey, who shot to fame by running for California governor against Arnold Schwarzenegger, unveiled plans on Tuesday to auction off her autographed, recently removed breast implants for charity.

Carey said the size 36-D implants were taken out two weeks ago and replaced with larger 36-DDDs and while under anesthesia she realized they could be used to raise money for breast cancer research.

"The doctors asked me what I wanted to do with them and I said, 'You know what, I'm going to keep them and try to sell them. Because my grandmother had breast cancer," Carey told Reuters in an interview.

(Source: MSNBC)


Huh. Well, I can't really think of anything better for her to do with them. Check out her eBay auction and maybe throw in a bid. Could be the perfect gift for that hard to shop for friend that has everything...

xoxo

-J.D. Bauchery

http://www.hotmoviesforher.com/

Save the Date!

Sure it's a couple of weeks away (17 days from today), but I just wanted to give everyone plently of time to mark their calendars, clear their schedules and perhaps even have a trial run or two. Ring in the winter season right this year.

Make love, not war – literally.

That's the message of the second annual Synchronized Global Orgasm for Peace, scheduled for the moment of the solstice, Saturday, Dec. 22, 1:08 a.m. in Toronto. Come on time.

"If everyone had an orgasm at the same time concentrating on one subject – peace on Earth – could it influence the energy fields of the earth in a positive way?" wonders Paul Reffell, co-founder of Global Orgasm (globalorgasm.org).

This is not a Saturday Night Live skit. He's serious.

Well, sort of serious. He and his partner, Donna Sheehan, founded the anti-war group Baring Witness (baringwitness.org), that posed naked women spelling out peace messages in parks and beaches on every continent. (They wore clothes in Antarctica.)

This world consciousness stuff has floated by before. New agey types have tried to get the energy of 6 billion minds focused on ending war or hunger. But nothing happened.
Now some folks will try to measure these supposed good vibes of synchronized sex, hoping this time the earth moves.

Read the whole article here.

Find out more info at GlobalOrgasm.org.

xoxo

-J.D. Bauchery

http://www.hotmoviesforher.com/

Bandito

Let me introduce you to my new BFF, Bandito. Yeah, I know she looks a little bit like a starry-eyed hippie, what with her lavender hue and ethereal swirly patterns, but she is totally hardcore hot. And yeah, she may resemble a dick, but for me, she is 100% silicone lady lovin'.

With a perfectly curved tip and those previously mentioned swirls along the shaft, that Bandito did what no other g-spot toy has done before - I hold her personally responsible for my first ever g-spot orgasm. Way to go, lady!

And even though her head is in the clouds, my girl is totally grounded with an awesome concave triangular base that fits a hand or harness like it was made to be there.

Bandito, I sense this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.


Don't take it from me. Find your own friend in Fun Factory's Bandito.

Check out my full review of Bandito at EdenFantasys.com!

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery
http://www.hotmoviesforher.com/

Happy Hanukkah!

Happy Hanukkah from HotMoviesforher.com!

Go spin your dreidel, unpeel your gelt, light your menorah... and every other double entendre you can think of for Hanukkah. Even after eight years of hebrew school, I still can't think of more than three. Again, I shamed. Anyway, Happy Hankkah guys! Eat a latke for me!

Oh yeah, and check out tamponcrafts.com to learn how to make a menorah!

xoxo

- J.D. "nice jewish girl" Bauchery
http://www.hotmoviesforher.com/

ps. There are no racy Hanukkah pictures online! This was the sexiest I could find... a eyeless drawing. wha?? For real people, we need to get on that. You have eight days... make me proud. Send your hottest Hanukkah pictures to me at jd@hotmoviesforher.com. I dare you.

Turbo Bullet

Alright, I’ll admit it. I wasn’t overly anxious to try out the Turbo Bullet from California Exotic Novelties. You see, I have another toy that looks exactly like this one, except it’s red and it has a few extra functions like pulsation and escalation. When I saw that this one didn’t offer me the roller coaster ride I’ve come to love over the years, I wasn’t very excited. However, I take my work seriously, so yesterday I opened up the package, grabbed four AA’s, and went off to earn my paycheck.

Right from the first buzz, I knew I had been wrong to judge the Turbo Bullet so quickly. It’s amazing what one more little double A can bring to a vibe! This baby packs a lot of punch, offering eight powerful levels of stimulation.

The controller is fantastic, allowing you to control the buzz with little or no thought. It comes with a nubby silicone sleeve, but I wasn’t a big fan of it. I usually enjoy a little extra stimulation, but it didn’t really do much for me. The sleeve might be put to better use on a less powerful bullet.

I should also warn you that if you’re still bunking at your mom’s house, you may want to consider how much time you spend at home alone before adding this one to you collection. This bullet sings, but that’s what I expect from a toy that packs so much punch.

The turbo Bullet will rock your world quickly, although, for me, it’s not the best toy for a long night of play and exploration. Don’t get me wrong, this is a great toy and I have a feeling that I’ll be reaching for the Turbo Bullet quite often when I’m not in the mood to cuddle!

Kick it up a notch with the Turbo Bullet!

Hello Pussy... err, I mean Kitty, Hello Kitty!

I remember seeing these a few years ago and thinking, "holy crap, I want nothing to do with Hello Kitty anywhere near me at all, let alone up on my junk!" But that's just me... and I appear to be the only one. Everyone else seems to love the little mouthless bugger, so here you go guys, this one's for you. Count me out.

Her image can be found on everything from sandwich makers to Swarovski crystal-encrusted laptops.

The Hello Kitty shoulder massager has been reintroduced in Japan.
But for certain Hello Kitty fans, the return of one Kitty product in particular has Internet sites buzzing: the shoulder massager.

Back in 1997, Sanrio, the Japanese creators of the feline character known as Hello Kitty, introduced the Hello Kitty shoulder massager through a licensee. Unknown to Sanrio, the product soon made its way into adult stores as a sex toy.

It “sold like crazy,” said Pamela Doan, public relations manager for Babeland, a chain of adult shops in New York, Seattle and Los Angeles. Mary Ketterborn, an assistant manager at Babeland SoHo, added that “people still ask about it.”

The vice president for marketing for Sanrio’s American division, Andrea Sobel, stands by the wholesome intentions of the Hello Kitty brand. “I have no idea what people may have used it for,” she said. “The product was marketed as a shoulder massager. That’s what it was sold as.”

Check out the whole article here.

On a related note:

Wholesome intentions my ass. Seriously people, can we just stop this ruse right now? I don't care how much you call it a "shoulder massager," it's a vibrator and it will always be a vibrator! Go ahead, rub away as many muscle aches as you can, but know you are rubbing up on a vibrator! I know, I know, some people need to have that cover of buying a massager in order to feel comfortable buying it, but intended purchasing reason or not, it always ends up rubbing out something other than muscles. Ok., rant over.

Rawr!

xoxo

-J.D. Bauchery

http://www.hotmoviesforher.com/