Monday, December 31, 2007

Pervy Girls



Christine Kessler’s first book, Pervy Girls, is an incredible journey into the world of Erotic Fashion photography through the eyes of one of the genre’s most talented artists.

Dressed in the best the community has to offer, the women captured by Kessler’s expert eye express a gamut of emotions. Seen through the lens of another women, the models are strong, beautiful, and always sexy; and the images will inspire you to explore your own desires further.

Kessler has immortalized some of the hottest fetish models including Darenzia, Masuimi Max, and Ninn Worx director The Tall Goddess (Lorraine Sisco), along with the dark beauties of godsgirls.com. Whether they’re decked out in latex from head to toe, or simply wearing a pair of panties, these feisty fetish models will hold your gaze throughout.

I loved this book from Goliath, as will anyone who appreciates gorgeous women testing the boundaries of sexuality.

- The Porn Librarian

Fuck the usual resolutions...





2008. Ready or not, the new year is no longer rapidly approaching - it's here. I don't know about you guys, but 2007 was a real doozie for me and I'm looking forward to rebooting in the upcoming year. I'm not usually one to make resolutions (I tend to forget what they are about 5 minutes later), but this time around I am taking a stand and writing up a list of things I'd like to change in '08.

In fact, I'm recommending that everyone take pen to paper this year and follow my lead. Ok, seriously, I'm just looking for some support with this.Anyway, I say we forgo all those lose weight, quit smoking, work out more goals this time, because though that general health stuff is important in its own right, I'd much rather resolve to have a hotter sex life in '08. Gotta have priorities, people.

Check out http://www.hotmoviesforher.com/ for some suggestions to make 2008 happy, healthy and hot! Yep, it's my Sex Tips guide to writing resolutions this year.

I mean really, can resolving to get off more ever be a bad thing?

Happy New Year!

xoxo
-J.D.
http://www.hotmoviesforher.com/



Friday, December 28, 2007

Always Room for Dinosaur Comics

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Thursday, December 27, 2007

2008 or Bust!

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Friday, December 21, 2007

Don't Forget!!! Global Orgasm for Peace!




Don't forget for get to do you part for peace!

Make love, not war – literally.

That's the message of the second annual Synchronized Global Orgasm for Peace, scheduled for the moment of the solstice, Saturday, Dec. 22, 1:08 a.m. in Toronto. Come on time.

"If everyone had an orgasm at the same time concentrating on one subject – peace on Earth – could it influence the energy fields of the earth in a positive way?" wonders Paul Reffell, co-founder of Global Orgasm (globalorgasm.org).

This is not a Saturday Night Live skit. He's serious.

Well, sort of serious. He and his partner, Donna Sheehan, founded the anti-war group Baring Witness (baringwitness.org), that posed naked women spelling out peace messages in parks and beaches on every continent. (They wore clothes in Antarctica.)

This world consciousness stuff has floated by before. New agey types have tried to get the energy of 6 billion minds focused on ending war or hunger. But nothing happened.Now some folks will try to measure these supposed good vibes of synchronized sex, hoping this time the earth moves.

Read the whole article here.

Find out more info at GlobalOrgasm.org.

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery
http://www.hotmoviesforher.com/

Thursday, December 20, 2007

Joanna Angel's "I Am Legend" Cameo



The boys over at HotMovies The Blog have scooped us again!


HotMovies4Her's favorite pint-sized porn star got more mainstream exposure in Will Smith's "I Am Legend" when Joanna's Angels 2 and Joanna Angel's Guide 2 Humping were on display as Smith's Robert Neville, the last man on earth, visits the local Tower Records.


Angel was pleased, stating that "It's nice to know that when the world ends and everyone turns into vampire things… that my movies will still be sold."

Not even an apocalypse can slow down the adult industry.

I can not believe I am blogging about this from home at 1 a.m.


Alright, so I haven't blogged about this too much, cause I know how quickly things can spiral into gossip hell, but I am a total pop culture junkie.  I've resisted so much adversity (even Jamie Lynn Spears being prego!), but I just have to comment on this. 
 
I haven't really had a chance to watch a lot of tv lately (other than Project Runway, of course), but I sat down tonight to write out some holiday cards and I flipped on A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila, which I hadn't watched any of, though my friends have talked about it.  And lo and behold, it was a rerun of the finale.  Bobby vs. Danny.  And she chooses Bobby!!!  Is she serious!  I mean really, even a totally homophobic mongoloid can see that Dani is the right pick!  Not only is she totally hot and seems so nice, she is head over heels in love with Tila (who is a total trip, by the way).  This Bobby character has got nothing on our girl Dani.  True, I watched one hour out of a whole season, but really, I can safely say there is no competition there.  Nope. None. Zilch.  Please, I can't even imagine how peeved I'd be if I had watched the whole season.

This show did bring up some really interesting ideas of gender, sexuality and identity, which I am grateful was promoted in prime time.  I only have one more thing to say, then we shall never speak of this again:  There needs to be more hot butch chicks on tv.  That is my decree. 

 Pop Culture rant signing off.  

xoxo

Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Hmmm. Breaking News?




This just in - drinking a whole lot of booze can cause you to make stupid decisions, including having unprotected sex. I know! It was just as much of a shock to us.

Binge drinking among women is causing an explosion in the numbers of sexually transmitted diseases and unwanted pregnancies, say doctors.

Their research shows more than three-quarters of women taking part in a survey admitted they had unprotected sex because they were drunk.

They also found that female patients with a sexually-transmitted infection drank 40 per cent more than those without.

"Seventy-six per cent of the women had experienced unprotected sex as a result of drinking, and women who binged most heavily experienced significantly more unwanted pregnancies," said the researchers.


Read the rest of the article here.

Seriously, do they really need a scientific study to prove this one? Can't they just look at those girls from Facebook and figure that one out? I'm just sayin'...

xoxo

Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Deep Sea Diving

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Season's Greetings?

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Monday, December 17, 2007

SVU, Toronto Style

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Rapex

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The Science of Lurve: Part 2

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Thursday, December 13, 2007

Body Drama





Really interesting interview in today's New York Magazine's Daily Intelligencer with Miss America finalist Nancy Redd about her new book Body Drama, a body image book for teens that not only covers the gamut of issues, but also includes a 24-page spread of un-retouched vulvas. How cool is that! The book comes out on Dec. 27.

Anyway, here is a snippet of the article.


Growing up, Nancy Redd had a poor relationship with that part of her body that rhymes with Mulva, as Seinfeld famously noted. "I grew up in southern Virginia, where you're lucky if it's referred to as a hoo-ha," said Redd, 26. Then she majored in women's studies at Harvard, won Miss Virginia 2003 and placed in the top ten at Miss America 2004. With a postfeminist résumé like that, it was probably inevitable that she would write Body Drama, a version of Our Bodies, Ourselves for the self-image-addled teen girls and young women of Generation Z, coming out December 27. Covering everything from woes about lopsided boobs and personal smells to serious health issues, it's full of un-retouched photos of buck-naked everyday women, all New Yorkers whom Redd found over Craigslist — including a centerfold of 24 vulvas that gives new meaning to the term "full spread." Redd recounted that shoot to Tim Murphy.


So what did the Craigslist ad say?
It said, "Come show your vagina for a good cause." We ended up shooting about 50. We wanted a variety of colors and shapes, hair and without hair. We concocted this table in a photo studio like you'd have at the gyno — a clean, sterile table with disposable paper. I paid $50 a vulva.

What kinds of women showed up?
There were artists and bankers and a lot of students. Women who wanted to share themselves with the world. I wanted it to be fun vaginas, a happy and wholesome project. We had a pizza area where people watched TV. One woman said, "I can't wait for the book to come out. I'm going to make my boyfriend pick mine out."

Who has actually seen this many vulvas? Lesbians and men who get a lot of play?
Men don't look. When they saw [the vulvas in the book], they said, "I've never seen anything that looks like that." They're so used to their little airbrushed Playboy vulvas. They don't understand that they've got makeup and glycerin down there in porn. When guys have sex, they're not even paying attention to the real deal.

How do women relate to their vulvas?
You'd be surprised about the shame they feel. They say it's too dark, it's too deep, it's too hairy, it's not feminine — which is the most ironic. How can your vulva not be feminine?

Read the rest of the article here.

(via jezebel)

xoxo




Merry Fistmas!



Even though I'm of the Hanukkah celebratin' variety, I can totally get down with Christmas if this is what Santa's bringing this year. (goodiebag.tv via fleshbot)

xoxo




Wednesday, December 12, 2007

first-timers


The best thing about sex is that there seems to be an endless list of first times to reminisce about or look forward to. Of course, there’s the big one, but there’s also the first time you surrendered control, had a threesome, got spanked, got it on in public, etc – I could go on forever. This compilation, edited by cup cake connoisseur Rachel Kramer Bussel, gathers true stories of mind blowing first times.

The great thing about this anthology from Alyson Books is that there is a story for everyone. Whether you’re looking for cute stories about first loves, or kinkier stories about things you’ve only dreamt of doing, you’ll find them in this eclectic collection.

I was captivated by Audacia Ray’s “What’s a Little Fisting Between Friends?” in which she recounts her first fisting experience. You’ll find yourself giggling as Ray and a friend struggle to reach a mirror so she can see her own cunt swallowing her friend’s hand.

This scintillating collection will remind you that you’re never too old to experience another earth shattering first time.

-The Porn Librarian

Add this excellent book to your collection!

Insert Witty Bra Title Here


Celebrating it's 100th brithday this year, the bra finally get a makeover that's of some real use. Not that covering bras in millions of dollars worth of jewels or making them eco friendly don't constitute as relevant makeovers, but this one goes one step beyond and actually does something for the boobs involved. Crazy idea, huh.

Scientists have developed an "intelligent fabric" with its own sensors that can be used to design bras for women more accurately in the hope of putting an end to the discomfort and even long-term injury that can result from poor bra design.

Researchers have established that even when the bra is the correct size and properly fitted, women can suffer pain and even nerve damage from bra straps.

The vertical movement of the chest can exceed 70mm (almost three inches) during vigorous effort and they say the stresses and strains can affect nerves around the shoulders so seriously that it causes numbness in fingers.

"It is imperative that brassiere designers have access to methods that can accurately and reliably quantify the effects of various brassiere design features on breast motion while not altering the material properties of the brassiere," they say.

They say recent advances in polymer science allow sensors to be built into fabrics to monitor human motion.

"Our results show that the fabric sensors are suitable to monitor breast motion and brassiere function," they say. "Brassiere designers will have the ability directly to assess the effects of changes to each brassiere component on vertical breast and brassiere motion using fabric sensors."


Check out the rest of the article here.


xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery
http://www.hotmoviesforher.com/

Taking Protection to the Next Level

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Tuesday, December 11, 2007

The Science of Lurve




Hmm... I just don't know if I buy this whole complimentative DNA romance match thing. I guess it could work, but I am doubtful, even with all the research studies. Anyway, I checked the Scientific Match website (which, by the way, looks like it could be from 1996... update anyone?) and noticed that they don't mention same sex couples. And as the curious homo that I am, I emailed in to see what they offer for us same-sexers. I'll be sure to let you know all the riveting info I get back. I'm sure I'll be told something about DNA compatibility and breeding and blah blah blah. But I still thought it was interesting enough to post. What do you guys think? Comment away.

Oh, and the video is from here. (via Jezebel)

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery
http://www.hotmoviesforher.com/

Tree Trimming

Maybe it's the sleep deprivation, or maybe it's just the phrase "Santa with Butt Plug," but I found this article freaking hilarious! There is someting inherently funny about the idea of being able to look at Santa with a tree slung over his shoulder and see him hauling a butt plug... or vice versa, which again is hella funny. But it is seriously ambiguous. Being made out of chocolate is just a bonus.


…Paul McCarthy, a California-based artist known for his reliably disturbing installations, has converted the Maccarone gallery into a chocolate factory. Peter Paul Chocolates LLC, as he calls the enterprise, will operate through the end of 2007, turning out Santa Claus figurines for the Christmas trade.

Made of premium chocolate from the Guittard company, in California, the ten-inch-high figurines sell for a hundred dollars each...

The Santa figurine, whose title is “Santa with Tree and Bell,” is innocuous enough at first glance. We see the large, friendly bell, held in front of him, and the Christmas tree, hoisted on his right shoulder—or is it a Christmas tree? It’s treelike, in an abstract sort of way.

But one is also aware that, a few years back, McCarthy created a twenty-five-foot-high bronze for the city of Rotterdam that he called “Santa with Butt Plug.” Sexual imagery, not always benign, has figured in a good deal of his work. (His 1992 sculptural installation “The Garden” cast an entirely new light on tree-hugging.)

“I’ve made a number of pieces about the butt plug,” he conceded. “I like that it looks like a Christmas tree, and also like a Brancusi, or an Arp. As an artist, you look for things that have multiple meanings.”

Read the whole article here.

I keep picturing a little old granny unwittingly purchasing these tasty chocolate treats as a Christmas surprise for her grandkids. Eww. (I find relief in knowing these are $100 a pop, so that scenario is doubtful. Phew!)

xoxo




Monday, December 10, 2007

Tristan Taormino's Eighth Annual Sexy Gift Guide!!



I know I've been goin a little blog crazy this morning (three updates in 3 hours - a wild woman, it's true), but I just wanted to make sure that you didn't miss Tristan Taormino's Eighth Annual Sexy Gift Guide! The gift buying crunch is gonna start sooner than you could possibly imagine (how the HELL is it December 10th already!?!), so I wanted to make sure we had all the important details before maxing out our credit cards. And who better to critique sex toys/videos/etc. than anal queen/porn director and all around sex expert Tristan Taormino!

The article is super link heavy, which I think is important if you want to be able to just click click click and have everything taken care of. So click here to check it out.

Oh, yeah, and don't forget that porn is a real hot gift. Purchase HMFH minutes for that special someone and maybe you'll get more than a crappy sweater this year.


xoxo



No Sex...

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Hanukkah Hotness

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Friday, December 7, 2007

Not Quite the Mile High Club



Hmm. I knew there was a good reason I moved back to Philly. Funny, I was actually at this very airport last night picking up a friend, and there was nary a cute queer (other than the one I was picking up, of course, cause hot queer friends are how I roll). Hopefully next time I'm stuck waiting for a delayed flight there will be better pickings – not that I'd pull a Sen. Larry Craig or anything...

Philadelphia is known as the City of Brotherly Love and, fittingly, Philadelphia International Airport is the best in the country for making a love connection.

That’s one of the findings of a new AXE Deodorant survey, which analyzed which airports were best for meeting sexy singles based on criteria such as the average delay time (allowing for more chances to chat up a potential date), amenities such as bars and restaurants, and inclement weather.

When the final tally was made, Philadelphia International flew away with the honor of “Best Airport For Making A Connection,” in part, because it has some of the nation’s longest and most frequent flight delays. Amazingly, 32 percent of all flights are delayed at least 60 minutes.

There are other airports with more delays and canceled flights – such as O’Hare International in Chicago – but Philly is better for hooking up because it has a whopping 16 bars, seven lounges and 57 restaurants where a horny traveler can meet a potential inductee into the Mile-High Club if and when their plane ever leaves the ground.

Check out the rest of the article here.

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery
http://www.hotmoviesforher.com/

Getting Off: A Woman’s Guide To Masturbation



Any one who has been paying attention knows that the ladies of HotMovies4Her love us some Jamye Waxman. What’s not to love? She’s brilliant, a devoted sex-educator, and author of “Getting Off: A Woman’s Guide To Masturbation” from Seal Press. I mean, anyone who would devote this much time to my pleasure is ok in my book!

Getting Off is an exhaustive study of self-love that is honest, often funny, and always empowering. The author covers anatomy, toys, technique and the history of masturbation. Who knew that one early vibrator found in doctors’ offices was fueled by a coal-powered furnace and required two men to run!

My favorite thing about his book is the frank discussion about the stigma surrounding masturbation and sex for women. You’ll probably find a paragraph in most sex books for women that explains that masturbation is sometimes treated as a taboo subject, but it’s ok. Waxman takes the time to debunk a number of societal claims about going solo that helped most of us to feel guilty at some point.

If bibliographies get you hot too, you’re in for a treat! Waxman has provided her readers with an extensive resource list that includes books, movies, and websites. What’s brilliant is the fact that she includes great educational resources like a link to The Feminist Women’s Heath Center, and also points you in the right direction to enhance your sex life with mentions of Babeland, Comstock Films, and even HotMoviesForHer.com!

Overall, Waxman has put together a great guide that our feminist foremothers would be proud of. Next time you feel a case of hysteria coming on, pick it up and learn to love yourself better!
Be sure to check out Personal Touch With Jamye Waxman Volume 1 - Toying With Pleasure and our interview with Jamye!

-The Porn Librarian

Add this excellent book to your collection!

Waxman, J. (2007). Getting Off: A Woman’s Guide To Masturbation. Emeryville, CA: Seal Press.

Thursday, December 6, 2007

Mix Tape Rewind

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Mary Carey Saves Lives

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Wednesday, December 5, 2007

Save the Date!

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Bandito



Let me introduce you to my new BFF, Bandito. Yeah, I know she looks a little bit like a starry-eyed hippie, what with her lavender hue and ethereal swirly patterns, but she is totally hardcore hot. And yeah, she may resemble a dick, but for me, she is 100% silicone lady lovin'.

With a perfectly curved tip and those previously mentioned swirls along the shaft, that Bandito did what no other g-spot toy has done before - I hold her personally responsible for my first ever g-spot orgasm. Way to go, lady!

And even though her head is in the clouds, my girl is totally grounded with an awesome concave triangular base that fits a hand or harness like it was made to be there.

Bandito, I sense this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.


Don't take it from me. Find your own friend in Fun Factory's Bandito.

Check out my full review of Bandito at EdenFantasys.com!

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery
http://www.hotmoviesforher.com/

Tuesday, December 4, 2007

Happy Hanukkah!

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Turbo Bullet



Alright, I’ll admit it. I wasn’t overly anxious to try out the Turbo Bullet from California Exotic Novelties. You see, I have another toy that looks exactly like this one, except it’s red and it has a few extra functions like pulsation and escalation. When I saw that this one didn’t offer me the roller coaster ride I’ve come to love over the years, I wasn’t very excited. However, I take my work seriously, so yesterday I opened up the package, grabbed four AA’s, and went off to earn my paycheck.

Right from the first buzz, I knew I had been wrong to judge the Turbo Bullet so quickly. It’s amazing what one more little double A can bring to a vibe! This baby packs a lot of punch, offering eight powerful levels of stimulation.

The controller is fantastic, allowing you to control the buzz with little or no thought. It comes with a nubby silicone sleeve, but I wasn’t a big fan of it. I usually enjoy a little extra stimulation, but it didn’t really do much for me. The sleeve might be put to better use on a less powerful bullet.

I should also warn you that if you’re still bunking at your mom’s house, you may want to consider how much time you spend at home alone before adding this one to you collection. This bullet sings, but that’s what I expect from a toy that packs so much punch.

The turbo Bullet will rock your world quickly, although, for me, it’s not the best toy for a long night of play and exploration. Don’t get me wrong, this is a great toy and I have a feeling that I’ll be reaching for the Turbo Bullet quite often when I’m not in the mood to cuddle!

Kick it up a notch with the Turbo Bullet!

Monday, December 3, 2007