If there is one thing from teenage sexuality that I truly miss, it's dry humping. H-O-T!!! With no real expectation of more, you just enjoy the ride for what it is. Friends of mine were talking the other day about bringing back the D.H., and I am so in. We call for a campaign of sorts. Taking back the dry hump as more than just a starting point for nakeder activites.
Anyway, Tornto's EyeWeekly just posted a Top 10 reasons for the return of the dry hump:
Anyway, Tornto's EyeWeekly just posted a Top 10 reasons for the return of the dry hump:
10 reasons dry humping is hot.
1. It’s the safest sex you can have aside from taking matters into your own hands, without the awkwardness of fumbling with a condom or dental dam.
2. Size really doesn’t matter.
3. You won’t have to explain that tattoo on your ass that says “Grandma.”
4. It proves that old Jermaine Stewart song “We Don’t Have to Take Our Clothes Off [to have a good time]” wasn’t just puritanical bullshit.
5. For the ladies: it doesn’t matter if you’re on your period and wearing granny panties, plus you don’t need to fake an orgasm — no one’s expecting one.
6. For the gents: it’s like doing it with a blow-up doll, minus the shame!
7. You won’t have to wash your sheets afterwards — or sleep in a wet spot.
8. It’ll make you feel 16 again. If the dry humping itself doesn’t do the trick, try sneaking into a high school dance with your date and waiting for the chaperones to peel you apart.
9. If sex before a committed relationship is a test drive, dry humping is like perusing a car mag — you get an idea how the motor runs, how roomy it is and how fast it can go without risking a potential crash. And by crash, we mean VD. Or a zygote.
10. There’s nothing sexier than the desperate friction of a pair of denim-clad crotches and the imaginings of what might happen if these layers of fabric disappeared. And, let’s face it, what we conjure in our best moments of depraved abstraction is rarely fulfilled by our partners — temporary or permanent.
Here is the link. And click here for EyeWeekly's Annual Guide to Love and Sex!
(eyeweekly.com via fleshbot.com)
Spread the word. Dry humping is back!
xoxo-
1. It’s the safest sex you can have aside from taking matters into your own hands, without the awkwardness of fumbling with a condom or dental dam.
2. Size really doesn’t matter.
3. You won’t have to explain that tattoo on your ass that says “Grandma.”
4. It proves that old Jermaine Stewart song “We Don’t Have to Take Our Clothes Off [to have a good time]” wasn’t just puritanical bullshit.
5. For the ladies: it doesn’t matter if you’re on your period and wearing granny panties, plus you don’t need to fake an orgasm — no one’s expecting one.
6. For the gents: it’s like doing it with a blow-up doll, minus the shame!
7. You won’t have to wash your sheets afterwards — or sleep in a wet spot.
8. It’ll make you feel 16 again. If the dry humping itself doesn’t do the trick, try sneaking into a high school dance with your date and waiting for the chaperones to peel you apart.
9. If sex before a committed relationship is a test drive, dry humping is like perusing a car mag — you get an idea how the motor runs, how roomy it is and how fast it can go without risking a potential crash. And by crash, we mean VD. Or a zygote.
10. There’s nothing sexier than the desperate friction of a pair of denim-clad crotches and the imaginings of what might happen if these layers of fabric disappeared. And, let’s face it, what we conjure in our best moments of depraved abstraction is rarely fulfilled by our partners — temporary or permanent.
Here is the link. And click here for EyeWeekly's Annual Guide to Love and Sex!
(eyeweekly.com via fleshbot.com)
Spread the word. Dry humping is back!
xoxo-
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