Monday, February 25, 2008

Like Netflix, But With Extra Gonorrhea




Wow. This has to be a joke. Cause if it's not... puke.

Rent-a-Dildo.com

The basic idea of Netflix - pay a monthly fee and get a toy in the mail, then return mail it to the company for a new toy to play with - and by new I mean used. (Unless of course you pay $50 to get the Golden Dildo plan with three toys out and priority to receive new, unused toys as rentals. Adding the word priority makes it even seedier.

Seriously, this totally needs to be a joke. Even with their "patent-pending process" of toy cleaning (whatever that means), the idea of borrowing out sex toys and recyling them around is horrifying. It's like a library for STIs. Condom or no condom.

Oh yeah, and they aren't even accepting paying customers because they are in beta testing. Please, this is totally a joke, but a scary one that puts vary bad ideas in people's minds.

(rent-a-dildo.com via Jezebel)

Ick. I need a shower or something. Maybe a drink.

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery
www.hotmoviesforher.com

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