Mixtape Rewind: So Emotional

You know what I like best about doing the mixtape rewind? Trying desperately to relate it back to something more than just posting my favorites. It's almost like a challenge to justify my totally random music taste. I love it!

Anyways, let's get to it. This week you guys are in for such a good time. Whitney is in the house! And I don't mean crackhead, reality tv Whitney (though I love her too, of course), I'm talkin' bout 80's big hair with bigger dance moves Whit! Just look at that smile! Enough to melt the coldest, charcoal grey hearts - you know who you are.

Bringing her back to sexuality... do I really need to spell it out? I mean, she outright ASKS us, Ain't it shocking what love can do???

Watch and love. We can't be friends unless you are chair dancing along. Sorry, I don't make the rules.




Yes, Whit, I get so emotional too.

xoxo
-J.D. "Whitney Houston Fan Club Pres 1989" Bauchery
http://www.hotmoviesforher.com/

Sex and Disability Finally Gets Some Facetime

When it comes to sex, there are a bunch of things that no one ever talks about. Stuff that's taboo, stuff that's embarassing or awkward, or stuff that's just not the "norm," whatever that hell even means when it comes to sex. What it really comes down to is that people are hestitant to talk about things that aren't there own experiences, especially if its linked to something wholy undiscussed in the first place. Enter sex and disability. You'd think we were talking about risque furry acts involving fire breathing and crack pipes, the way that the people's eyes get all big when you mention sex and disability in the same sentence. Get over it people. Sexuality is "normal" and "right" for everybody, be it the 90 year-old woman over here or with quadripalegic over there. Just because your body functions differently than some, it doesn't mean you are non-sexual or uninterested. Just the way it is.

Sorry for the rant. I'm quick to hop on my soapbox when I think a topic is super important and rarely dicussed. Anyway, lets get to the point here. Photographer Belinda Mason-Lovering is taking her amazingly intimate images of sex and disability (apt named ‘Intimate Encounters: Disability and Sexuality’) back on the road, hitting New Zealand. Check it out below.

Internationally acclaimed photographic exhibition ‘Intimate Encounters: Disability and Sexuality’ by photographer Belinda Mason-Lovering will tour New Zealand.

These forty photographic works are the culmination of two years work by Belinda Mason-Lovering where she travelled around Australia to meet disabled people who were willing to share their thoughts and feelings and have them translated into these wonderful images.
The exhibition is “Eye opening, inspirational and beautiful in its honest representation of the diversity of human sexuality.” (Jeni Claris, DPA Northland President)

Since starting to promote this event there has already been some controversy over the exhibition. We have had very strong opinions both positive and negative. Whilst most people can see the value of initiating discussion around sexuality and disability there have been some people that find even the promotional material offensive even though they are unable to say why.

Tiaho Trust in association with DPA Northland and sponsored by Henderson Reeves Connell Rishworth Lawyers has brought this exhibition over from Australia and it is making its New Zealand touring début in Whangarei, Northland.

Intimate Encounters which has toured New York, London, Barcelona and also Australia, will be on display at the Whangarei Community Arts Centre Building from 7 March 2008 for four weeks and will then tour New Zealand.

Check out the whole article here. (scoop.co.nz via topix.com)

Not sure if we have any readers in NZ, but if so, totally be sure to check this one out! If not for you, then for me!

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery
www.hotmoviesforher.com

The Horizonal Mambo

The Foxtrot? No? What about the Tango? Not that either, huh. Hmmm, how about the Reverse Cowgirl with a little Wheelbarrow action on the side? that's more like it!

Taking a page out of the dance move instuctional mats of the past, Britsh company LoveHoney.co.uk is selling new bedsheets imprinted with specific instrux of where to put your hands, feet and bottom for postions out of the Kama Sutra. Plus, they are called Karmasheetras, which totally plays into my nerdy word excitement!! (lovehoney.co.uk via jezebel.com)

Time to fill the dance card!

xoxo

-J.D. Bauchery
www.hotmoviesforher.com

Hump Day Word O' the Week!

It's Thursday and you know what that means... it's not hump day, which is our usual day for Word Of The Week. I tried to get this out yesterday, but I got tripped up in the full circle nature of our word and couldn't find an end.

Anyway, a day late and a dollor short, this week our word is Daisy Chain. And no, I'm not talkin' about the flower garlands you were so proud to make and wear till they'd shrivel up and die... though those were pretty awesome. I'm talkin' bout the Energizer Bunny of all sex acts. It just keeps going and going...

Check it:

A daisy chain is basically a circular oral sex orgy. Partner (A) goes down on partner (B) who goes down on partner (C) and so on until the final person is going down on partner (A) - like a chain, hence the name.

Daisy Chains can be gay, straight, bi, whatever - it's all about mouth to genitals, whatever sort they may be.

See why I got caught up?

You'll never look at springtime flowers the same way again.

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery
www.hotmoviesforher.com

Condoms for Dummies

I'm not really an expert when it comes to condoms, but i feel like it shouldn't be that difficut. No matter, here's the answer for any moron who can't figure out how to put on a condom. Here's hoping this prevents procreation.



Via Dan Savage's SLOG.

-The Porn Librarian

Snuggle Up!

If you're alone and you need a snuggle buddy, Snugglepuss is your answer. This cute little pink friend is just the partner you need to make your erotic fantasies come to life. You're deep into your fantasy and your fingers are not reaching the spot of desire, the G-Spot. There she is, pretty pink Snugglepuss. You rub her up and down your swollen lips and her nubs are achieving their mission by arousing you even further. Your moistness helps allow her to penetrate you deeply and reach far enough up to tickle your G-Spot.

One good shove and she is snuggled up against you, her U shaped form allowing close contact. While her nubs are tantalizing your insides, her other butterfly shaped end is cupping your clit with subtle vibrating power. She will sit endlessly in place while you wriggle, twist, squirm, or just lay and fantasize. The bucking motion of your hips will not release her hold on you. Her vibrations are not strong, they are passionate. There are no on and off switches to fumble with, when you apply pressure by opening her U shaped design she turns on for you. She is not finished with her work until you are. She is there to please you. Her uniqueness allows for a slow build up for your G-Spot climax. Settle in, let her work, and allow her hit your every nerve.

The feeling of your upcoming orgasm starts by your breath escaping you, your toes are pointing and your leg muscles are stiffening. The feeling is strong, you can't stop yourself, you start to climax so hard that your vaginal muscles contract enough to push your Snugglepuss right out. She is no longer purring, she has turned off automatically due to her U-shaped design no longer being pushed apart.

What could be better to just roll over and go into a nice fantasy sleep and know that she has taken care of herself by turning off. She doesn't need to be told that she was good or satisfying - she already knows.

Be careful when you are traveling with your Snugglepuss because if she is tucked in your carryon bag and accidentally gets pushed apart with pressure, a low humming buzzzzz will be coming from your shoulder. And if she is tucked into your packed luggage, her battery may be worn out before you get to your destination. And trust me, she doesn't like to be peeled apart and have her batteries exposed…

Snuggle up to an amazingly good time with the Snugglepuss

20 Questions With Buck Angel!

I know I've praised F2M pioneer Buck Angel before, but after our latest interview with 2007's Transsexual Performer of the Year, I just have to reiterate my love for the sexy inked guy! If you're already a fan, you're in for a treat as Buck answers our 20 questions with humor and insight. And for those of you who don't know him, prepare to love him!

Here's an excerpt:

What’s the funniest thing that’s happened while filming?

I was shooting a scene with Titan Men (one of the top gay porn companies), and there was a part when the guy in the scene with me was eating my pussy. He was sucking away then he looked up at me and said, “WOW! Buck, they did a great job on your pussy. I would have never known!” He actually thought that I had been born male, had surgically removed my cock, and had a pussy put on instead. I couldn’t believe it. Everyone on the set started to laugh.

What’s the most embarrassing thing you’ve ever done?

Well, I do plenty of things that seem embarrassing for other people, which is pretty interesting to watch. For example, I feel totally comfortable when I go to the nude beach or to the gym, where I shower and change in the men’s locker room. But it is so interesting to watch how embarrassed other people get, as they try so hard to NOT look at my genitals. They assume that I’m a man with a small penis. In this day and age it is hard to imagine that our own human bodies remain so taboo to so many people!

You can check out the rest of the interview over on HotMoviesForHer and be sure to take a look at Buck's Website!


-The Porn Librarian

CineKink

I don't know if you guys noticed and all, but the Oscars were totally beat this year. Seriously boring. Thankfully we can put that snoozefest out of our minds and down to the good stuff.

For all you NYC folks, CineKink NYC opens tonight! Check it out below!

CineKink NYC returns for its fifth annual appearance on Tuesday, February 26th, bringing with it a specially-curated program of films and videos that celebrate and explore a wide diversity of sexuality. In addition to screenings, plans for the festival also include a short film competition, presentations, audience choice awards, a fund-raising gala kick-off and a concluding afterglow party.

Billing itself as "the really alternative film festival," the event will run February 26-March 2, 2008. Presented by CineKink, an organization dedicated to the recognition and encouragement of sex-positive and kink-friendly depictions in film and television, works presented at CineKink NYC will range from documentary to drama, mildly spicy to quite explicit - and everything in between.


The line up includes these awesome pieces:

Schwarzwald:
A rich, modern tapestry combining elements of Druidic ritual with the passionate, leather-clad goings-on that transpire at NYC's annual Black Party, the movie follows the travails of the Black Prince as he is pursued through the woods and kidnapped by the nefarious underlings of the conniving Black Queen. Starring Buck Angel, the world famous female-to-male transsexual porn star, along with a cast of literal thousands, this is a sumptuous visual feast.


New York Stories:
Starting first with a fresh look at a cinematic classic from adult auteur Radley Metzger, this sampling of recent offerings from NYC-based directors working in adult entertainment today includes clips from Audacia Ray, Candida Royalle, Venus Hottentot, Tony DiMarco/Michael Lucas and Porno Jim.


Triple X Selects: The Best of Lezsploitation:
An international feast of lezsploitation from the 1960s and '70s in all of its notoriously twisted glory. Accented by music reflecting the era and featuring a wacked-out scientific commentary, a compilation of selections from over twenty films brings together and re-appropriates Swedish wildcats, Italian lesbionic nuns, frisky inmates in South American prisons, Euro vampires - and a vast assortment of other Sapphic grindhouse frolics.


Lust, Animation!:
Wake up to a colorful collection of naughty bits - some animated, all with lust burning hot in their, um, hearts!

There are a ton more too... Check out the whole program here.

I am so jealous.

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery

http://www.hotmoviesforher.com/

What makes you Tick?

Watch Designer Michael Young thinks he knows! I found this beauty over at DVICE and have a feeling that if this baby performs half as good as it looks, it's a keeper.

Sleek and elegant, the Sabar Vibe is now on my list of toys to check out right behind the rechargeable SaSi, a vibe that learns what you like and remembers! If anyone has had any first hand experience, let me know if my longing for these new toys is justified.

-The Porn Librarian

I Heart Tina Fey

For real. Tina Fey rocks my world. I know that I'm just one among legions of devoted followers of the bespectacled goddess, but her SNL rant in support of Hillary this past weekend was fantastic and I had to spread the word.



I was previously under the impression that thirty was the new black, but I defer to a woman who is far more intelligent than I, and now concur that bitch is, in fact, the new black.

-The Porn Librarian

Like Netflix, But With Extra Gonorrhea

Wow. This has to be a joke. Cause if it's not... puke.

Rent-a-Dildo.com

The basic idea of Netflix - pay a monthly fee and get a toy in the mail, then return mail it to the company for a new toy to play with - and by new I mean used. (Unless of course you pay $50 to get the Golden Dildo plan with three toys out and priority to receive new, unused toys as rentals. Adding the word priority makes it even seedier.

Seriously, this totally needs to be a joke. Even with their "patent-pending process" of toy cleaning (whatever that means), the idea of borrowing out sex toys and recyling them around is horrifying. It's like a library for STIs. Condom or no condom.

Oh yeah, and they aren't even accepting paying customers because they are in beta testing. Please, this is totally a joke, but a scary one that puts vary bad ideas in people's minds.

(rent-a-dildo.com via Jezebel)

Ick. I need a shower or something. Maybe a drink.

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery
www.hotmoviesforher.com

Dead and Over With

Break-ups suck. There really are no two ways about that. Even if you both knew it was wrong and you're both relieved to kick each other to the curb, deep down there is usually even the smallest twinge of sadness. And no, I don't want to hear about all your awesome break-ups and how you guys are still best friends and whatever. Not the point.

What is the point is that break-ups are crappy. And we all know that it's the crappiest of situations that spawn the best ideas. See below.

Killing off your ex never felt so good.

Breaking up is hard to do, and radio reporter Kathleen Horan knows it first-hand. So she created relationshipobit.com, a Web site where the recently broken-hearted can write an obituary for the love they just lost.

"Most people go through break-ups at some point in their life, and it's hard because you have to let go of the number one person in your life," she said. "Writing an obituary for that dead relationship is like putting the final nail in the coffin."

The relationship obituaries are written just like a regular obituary, and include a cause of death, the survivors of the failed coupling, and any famous last words, like the classic excuse: "It's not you, it's me."

Check out the rest of the article here.

Good old closure. If anything, it's a much better idea than offing your ex...

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery

http://www.hotmoviesforher.com/

February Bleakness Brings The Fiery Red Hotness of April

We over here at HotMoviesForHer.com are some pretty lucky ladies. Not only do we get to bring you gals the best in for women, by women porn, we get to rub elbows with some of the best porn directors, producers and stars in the industry! This week zaftig diva April Flores gave HMFH a little love with a 20 questions interview. Check out a little taste below.


What’s the best thing you’ve learned or best advice you’ve received from the industry?

I met Nina Hartley at the AEE Convention recently and she gave me so much good advice! She is filled with so much wisdom and I was delighted that she was talking to me sharing her knowledge with me. The best thing she told me was to make sure I am always having a good time.

What do you think is the biggest misconception about women in the industry?

There are so many misconceptions about women in the industry. All the women I’ve met are very sweet and very smart. This is a business and the women I’ve met are all goal oriented and have a very entrepreneurial spirit about them.

Check out the rest of the interview and an awesome bio of April Flores here.

Also, check out the fabulous Ms. Flores at her own website http://www.fattyd.com/.

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery
http://www.hotmoviesforher.com/

Mixtape Rewind

It's been snowing since I woke up this morning, and while I'm not looking forward to shoveling, the uniform whiteness outside my window is incredibly soothing. I thought I'd pick a song that reflects that, and one of my favorite lay back and stare at the ceiling albums is Carla Bruni's Quelqu'un m'a dit.

Of course, I had no idea who Mrs. Sarkozy was when I plucked this cd out of a pile of promo discs years ago. That's right, the woman singing this beautiful song is a former supermodel best known for dating rock gods Eric Clapton and Mick Jagger and is now the first lady of France. It's caused a bit of an uproar, but I'm all about hot chicks who have the balls to stand up and say they don't really believe in monogamy.



Chutes douces d'une neige,
-The Porn Librarian

Boink

There’s been a lot in the news lately about these Ivy League students who are running sex mags, but not getting any action. Well, I just finished up with Boink, the first book from the editors of the Boston University magazine devoted to college sex, and I have to stand up and say somebody is getting laid properly on campuses across the country.

First, let me say that this is a gorgeous book. I read a lot of smut and it does not look like this. Throughout, there are gorgeous pictorials that feature people who could have sat in the same lecture hall as you. I mean, they’re good looking people, but it’s weird, because they look real! Besides the erotic pictures, you’ll find that each story is illustrated with cartoons, adding to the visual appeal of Boink.

Next up are the literary pieces, which vary greatly in content, but are consistently good throughout. You’ll find pieces that cover almost the entire spectrum of possible sexualities and stories that touch on everything between lust and love. Some are funny, some are sad, all are quality.

I’m drawn between a few, but my favorite is titled “The Wager” by Eva. It’s the story of a g/g/b threesome where the women wield an incredible amount of power and, because of this, everyone has a great time. In the end, our hero is begging to cum and the women are quite pleased with themselves. It makes me wish I knew more about the author than that her name is Eva and she attended a Large Private University, so I could read more.

Not every piece could even be considered erotica. There’s an interesting piece about bisexuality and a hilarious “anthropological essay” discussing the mating habits of Choches and Sorostitutes. I wasn’t familiar with the term Choch, but could easily relate to the description of an Axe wearing, collar popping tool when I read it and couldn’t help but laugh out loud.

While this book is obviously being marketed towards the college crowd, I enjoyed even eight years after graduating. I’ll probably never share a twin bed with a stranger again, but I can still relate to the tales shared by students across the country.

Sound good? It is and we've got an extra copy we're raffling off! Just send me an email and I'll include your name in our drawing next Friday! I know it's tempting, but one entry per person please!

-The Porn Librarian
Add this excellent book to your collection!

Trouble was her middle name....

Before Juno there was For Keeps?, but before Molly Ringwald was even a zygote there was possibly the best 60's scare film ever, Teenage Mother. The lovely ladies over at Jezebel linked to it today and I just about squealed in my seat when I watched. Ahhmazing! Don't believe me, see for yourselves. But be careful, because Teenage Mother means 9 months of trouble!!




My favorite part by far is when she's seductively eating a chicken leg. Brilliant!

Thanks Jezzies!

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery
http://www.hotmoviesforher.com/

Getting Off Green

Well, I'm obviously stalking Babeland today or something, because here's my second post about them.

Over on fleshbot, Lux Nightmare has posted a review of the Eco-Sexy Kit. An environmentally friendly box full of fun for all of you who (like me) insist on bringing politics into the bedroom.

I'm always on the lookout for all-natural products and hope you are too!

Check out the review.

-The Porn Librarian

Ron Jeremy Dropping Knowlege On Your Ass

Over at HotMovies The Blog Ron Jeremy's latest review is on Soulja Boy's infectious piece of crap "Crank That." I have to agree with his assessment of this pop culture phenom, brilliant and hilarious.

And just when you think this is just an old white dude mocking something he doesn't get, he hits you with a truth bomb. That's right, did you ever stop to think about the lyrics? I know the Philadelphia school my friend works for didn't when they taught all of their teachers this dance as a way to relate to the kids..."Supersoak that Ho" probably doesn't need any explanation, but Jeremy breaks down the phrase "Superman that Ho" for those of you who don't think this is a dirty and degrading chorus.

With so much inspiring music coming out of the hip-hop community, it's a shame that this is what's popular.

Check out flypaper by K-os. This is a weird fan video, but it's the only one I can find for a great song.




Word to Yo Mutha,
-The Porn Librarian

Jamye Waxman Interviews Abiola Abrams

I just finished reading Jamye Waxman's interview with Afrodite Superstar director Abiola Abrams and had to bring it to your attention. In it Abrams, who used the pseudonym Venus Hottentot until now, discusses why she's coming out as the director and how working on this project left her with a sense of empowerment.

Here's an excerpt, but you should read the whole thing over at Babeland.


Babeland: What is your impression of the finished film?

Abiola Abrams: People tell me that this is such a fun and moving film to watch. In addition, certain things were important to me in this film—condom usage, dark skinned black women with natural textured hair and natural bodies. Dark skin, stretch marks, small breasts and afro textured hair are viewed largely as beauty liabilities. I wanted to create those things as a part of the visual landscape of this story. I promise you, you will probably encounter no other film with sexual content that quotes Gloria Steinem and Bell Hooks.

Afrodite Superstar is feminist porn at it's best, in my humble opinion. Be sure to check out Essin' Em's review.

-The Porn Librarian

Putting the Ass in Procrastinate.

Apparently the writers of the new Ivy League sex mags aren't getting laid. News break!

As the writer of a blog called Sex and the Ivy, Harvard student Lena Chen promotes herself as something of an authority on sex. The 20-year-old sociology major is a minor celebrity around campus for her musings on hook-ups, booty calls and friends with benefits. So Chen, as self-appointed poster girl for what could be called a group of brainy girls gone wild, was an obvious choice to document a week's worth of conquests for a national magazine's online sex diary. Except for the tallies at the end of the week: Total acts of intercourse? Zero.

Chen says she's since broken her dry spell, but the episode illustrates a paradox of modern college life: students are publicly documenting their sex lives more than ever, making it easy to get the impression that elite campuses are an equivalent of the sex club in "Eyes Wide Shut," with a perfect SAT score as the password. But when it comes to actual sexual activity, statistics show that coeds are more likely to be virgins when they enter college, and may be having slightly less sex than in previous years.

Check out the rest of the article here. (via newsweek.com)

What do you expect? When do these people have time to get laid? Between studying to maintain their Ivy League grades and running their highly popular sex mags and blog, who the hell has enough energy to muster up a good fuck? I mean really. And lets not forget about the pressure. Once everyone expect you to be getting laid all the time, you are bound to a) intimidate potential partners so it's harder to find a fuck; b) have engaged Murphy's Law that everything ironic will happen and now that you are sancitioned by all to have raunchy sex with whoever, you are stuck in dry spell-ville, or c) have talked about sex so fucking much that you want nothing to do with it, least of all try to live up to some crappy expectation other people put on you. I'm just sayin'.

Same damn thing happens when you are a sex writer and human sexuality student. Everyone expects you to be screwing 24/7 or recounting the hot new postion to fuck in. But really all you want to do it talk about Project Runway or go knit a scarf. Anything but talk about sex at all. But that's just me talking.

Here's to getting laid instead of writing a paper.

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery
www.hotmoviesforher.com

This Little Light Of Mine, I'm Gonna Let It Shine

What could be hotter than getting head by someone with a light attached to the side of their head? Seriously, the Backstreet boys called and said they want their wireless mic look back. Maybe I'm just a judgemental asshole (no, there's no maybe, I just am), but anyone who is having that much trouble that they need a guiding light might need a little more help than just the light. I'm just saying. Though, this would make the perfect gift set when paired with this old favorite. The holidays are only 10 months away... (inventorspot via jezebel)

Best comment on this contraption:

"My guess is that the biggest problem that potential owners of the oral sex light will face is what to do with their bluetooth headset." (Jim Ray)

Love it!

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery
www.hotmoviesforher.com

Hump Day Word O' the Week!

It's already Wednesday again and that means it's time to expand our horizons and learn a new dirty word!

Today's pick is a word I was myself unfamiliar with:

Snow Ballin' - When a man ejaculates into another person's mouth and then that person makes out with someone else, passing the cum back and forth.

So I guess, Snow Ballin' is the same as Cum Swapping. Except the phrase "cum swapping" doesn't taint any fond memories from my childhood.

If you're interested, here's an abridged list of childhood memories ruined by porn:

The Smurfs
Charlie's Angels
Puppets
Snow Ball Fights
Mother Goose
Santa
Clowns
The Brady Bunch

If I've missed anything, let me know!

Now go on, share your new found knowledge with the world

-The Porn Librarian

Jodie Foster + The Porn Librarian = BFF

Originally I thought that Ms. Foster and I just had Yale in common; she graduated magna cum laude and I cut through campus to get to my favorite bar. However, it turns out we have a much stronger connection than I could have imagined. That's right, both Jodie Foster and myself were made gay by Danny Bonaduce. I mean, I knew I couldn't be the only one that was completely turned off of men by the guy, but I never knew that his powers extended so far up the lesbian social ladder. I imagine after this breaking news, thousands of lesbians will come out and admit that they had never even considered picking up a softball bat before being exposed to the former child actor.

Read the ridiculous quote from Bonaduce over on Queerty.

-The Porn Librarian

The Gift That Keeps On Keepin' On

I'm not sure what's worse when it comes to catching an STD (or STI -Sexually Transmitted Infection, as the kids are callin' them these days) - dealing with the actual infection or dealing with the aftermath of having to notify all your hook-ups, fuck buddies, exes and partners that you've passed a little treat along their way.

Thanks to modern technology, you can now totally anyonymous your way out of an uncomfortable sitch. InSPOT.org, a website that sends your partners a "go get tested" heads up email either totally anyonymously or from your email address, is available in a bunch of cities, states and internationally, along with a list of local resources on where to get themselves tested.

Such a great idea and utilization of web 2.0! Takes away the embarassment and shame factors and they will come. Well, hopefully not with someone else until they get treatment.

Anyway, check inSPOT out here. (inspot.org via jezebel)

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery
www.hotmoviesforher.com

Secret Sex Toys!

Alright, so odds are that most of these innocent looking sex toys aren't going to fool anyone, but they are cute. I've never seen the Hydra-Vibe and think it's genius and who wouldn't want to get more friendly with their Rubber Duckie! I've only checked out The Screaming Octopus and can recommend it as a good bath buddy.

Check out the "20 toys for girls that don't look like, er, toys for girls" from DVICE.

P.S. Can someone hook me up The Cone? It's definitely got me curious!

-The Porn Librarian

Mix Tape Rewind

Friday I'm in love. Oh, wait a sec... nope, not in love. No matter how hard the chubby dude in a diaper (I'm talking about Cupid for all you dirty minded folks) tried yesterday, I am still happily unattached and doing the winter hibernation thing.

But, I was outside today without my additional five layers, so I'm deciding that now starts the countdown until spring - my favorite season!!

That said, spring is almost here and you know what that means - cute girls come out of the woodwork! They will be everywhere soon, hanging out in parks and back weaving through the city on their bikes. So, as a nod to the upcoming return of the best season ever, I give you this awesomely catchy tune focusing on the kinda girls I'm looking forward to seeing come around.

The band, Team Gina, is an rad queer girl duo rocking the hot butch/femme dynamics from the great northwest. Check out their myspace here.



Taking the lightweight hoodies out of storage!

xoxo
-J.D. "I like butch girls and I cannot lie" Bauchery
www.hotmoviesforher.com

I'm not anti Valentine's Day, I'm just a jerk

Yep, it's Valentine's Day. Whoopty-freakin-do. Although I am an unattached singleton, I wouldn't necessarily say that is why I think Valentine's Day is kind of a crock. Even when I was happily paired up and starry-eyed, I still though the idea of a specific holiday to be lovey dovey and thoughtful totally defeated the purpose of love in the first place. Not that I know what love is, but I know it sure doesn't come in an oversized box of chocolates from CVS or a Hallmark commercial.

Anyway, Snippy Suzie aside, I'm here to say that bein' in love is good stuff and even though I'm not participating in any Valentine's Day celebration, here is a round up of recent stuff that will hopefully get you in the mood for this calendar day carved out for lovin'. Hmm, mabye writing stuff like that is the reason I'm alone...

- Apparently no one on The Today Show this morning expected Jane Fonda to bust out with the dirty words and forgot to keep on the ball with the censors. I mean come on, she is known for the whole Vietnam War outrage. You think they'd be under contract by the bigwigs to at least monitor anyone who was ever considered even the slightest bit risque. Least she was talkin' bout vag. You know someone lost their job over that one. And of course I loved Meredith Vieira's little damage control spiel. Insert eye roll here. Thanks Queerty for watching The Today Show so we don't have to. (via queerty.com)

- In a first ever photographed moment, gorillas in the wild rock the missionary position. "Leah was lying on the ground and George was looking into Leah's eyes," researchers wrote in the report. Yeah, can we not do that? Seriously, we don't need to bring some soap opera dramatic woo haa into gorillas fucking in the mist. So they aren't humping from behind - doesn't mean we hear waves crashing in the background. Thumbs down for turning hot monkey sex into a Harlequin romance novel. (nationalgeographic via jezebel


- Hmm. I'm not sure if I think these are kinda gross or kinda fun... a good addtion to the V-Day round up either way. (via random-good-stuff.com)

- No wonder I don't bother with the gym, we don't have anything good like this. Looks like hella more fun that the stupid stairmaster. (youtube via tinynibbles)

- And lastly, my favorite Valentine's Day moment ever. Thanks again Jez! (via jezebel)


Alright, Happy Valentine's Day. Go eat chocolate, or whatever those crazy kids are doing today.

xoxo

-J.D. Bauchery

http://www.hotmoviesforher.com/

Happy Valentine's Day Texas!

It looks like my friends in Texas, no matter what your relationship status may be, have a reason to celebrate this Valentine's Day as Texas has FINALLY overturned a statute outlawing sex toy sales!

That's right, now you can be gay AND buy a vibrator in Texas without breaking the law. Hopefully Mississippi and Alabama will follow suit.

I suggest celebrating by purchasing your very own George W Butt Plug!

You can read more about it here.

P.S. I'm still not going to Texas.

-The Porn Librarian

Susie Bright on Erotica and More!

I just stumbled upon an interesting article with feminist icon Susie Bright I thought I'd share.

At what age did you get bored?
As a teenager—the height of my babysitting years—when I was starting to have my own sexual experiences and got more sophisticated about reading. With really fantastic erotic fiction, you’re aroused on so many levels—the sensual, cerebral, aesthetic. I can’t predict what every person out there would get off on. All you can do is [find] great stories that will stick in people’s minds in some way.

What’s a story from 2008’s BAE that stuck in your mind?
“Blue Light” by Stephen Saylor. He’s a famous novelist, but he writes as Aaron Travis in his gay-man porn persona. I hadn’t had the experience of something supernatural scaring the bejesus out of me that was also profoundly erotic. [The story involves a man who gets screwed with his own detached penis]. I remember another oldie I wanted to include was Patrice Suncircle’s “Tennessee,” which [is set] in the rural South and involves a young girl and her fascination with a [another] girl who was a woman or a man, she couldn’t tell. [Suncircle] wrote that [in 1994] before the word transgender ever existed.

Check out the complete interview here!


-The Porn Librarian

Earthly Delights Gift Tin

Valentine’s Day is tomorrow and I’ve got a six pack of beer and a box full of romance in store for my girlfriend. Alright, we don’t really do Valentine’s Day, but we have been enjoying spoils of the Earthly Delights Gift Tin lately.

I’m guessing that everyone who’s in a long-term relationship has at one time or another realized that things have become routine. After work, dinner, and taking care of the million things around the house that need to be done, it’s easy to forget that there was a time when foot rubs were routine and you ate more pussy at the kitchen table than dinner.

This assortment of goodies is perfect for anyone who’s looking to spice things up in the bedroom. With five different “erotic aides” included, you’re in for a variety of intimate experiences that’ll keep you warm this cold winter.

Our first experience was actually pretty innocent, as I welcomed home my hard working girl with a glass of wine and a foot massage with the Sweet Almond Massage Oil. Six months ago, before becoming homeowners, this was a frequent occurrence and it took a little reminder of how things used to be to get back in the habit.

Many a girl can confirm that I am the world’s biggest tease, so it makes sense that I enjoyed the Honeysuckle Honey Dust and feather applicator best of all. I loved licking up the sweet goodness after applying delicate strokes of powder with the feather. I recommend trying this out with a blindfold, to heighten the senses and drive your partner insane!

You’ll also enjoy the French Vanilla Crème Body Soufflé, an edible massage crème and their Original Oil Of Love, which warms up with friction and is surprisingly not messy!

The only product I personally didn’t enjoy was the Stimulating Gel, which provides a pleasing tingle, but contains both sucrose and alcohol, neither of which need to go near my special places.

Overall, I’d recommend this kit to anyone who’s looking to increase intimacy. The hands-on element combined with the different sensual aromas should provide you with many good experiences.

When Art & Porn Collide

Folks in LA can spend their valentine's day celebrating at Lust 4 LACE, an exhibition celebrating "all manner of delightful debauchery by creating a night featuring explicit, naked, juicy, tasty, slippery, slimy, crunchy, gooey, sexy, voyeuristic, fetishistic live action animated narrative squishy hand-made video, live art and musical performance."

This years event features the work of my favorite guy with a pie, Buck Angel, alt-porn god Eon McKai, and a number of other perverts.

Sounds better than dinner at Red Lobster and a box of cherry cordials...

-The Porn Librarian

Sick And Tired... And Blogging About Vaginal Orgasms

Sorry I've been M.I.A. all day, I caught whatever nasty bug has been going around recently and have been holed up all weekend and today laying on the couch and watching really bad cable TV (seriously, I watched the movie Big twice!) in between long stretches of fever sweat-dripping sleep.  Now that I've completely grossed y'all out with my illness details - and you didn't even hear the worst of it, trust me - I've surfaced at this late hour, unable to get back to sleep. Not surprising, as I've basically slept 20 hours a day for the last three.   

Anyway, writing for a reason.  Good thing I'm awake, because I just found this article that very well may change the way people think about vaginal orgasms.  Jezebel reports on this L.A. Times piece that gives us a little insight into the vag and what's the what with vaginal orgasms.  Read on. 

During intercourse, the female orgasm can be elusive. What frustrated woman hasn't wondered: Am I simply, um, put together differently than other women?  

Kim Wallen, professor of psychology and behavioral neuroendocrinology at Emory University, is busy doing the math to find out. And, yes, he says, simple physiology may have a lot to do with orgasm ease -- specifically, how far a woman's clitoris lies from her vagina.

That number might predict how easily a woman can experience orgasms from penile stimulation alone -- without help from fingers, toys or tongue -- during sexual intercourse.

In fact, there's even an easy "rule of thumb," Wallen says: Clitoris-vagina distances less than 2.5 cm -- that's roughly from the tip of your thumb to your first knuckle -- tend to yield reliable orgasms during sex. More than a thumb's length? Regular intercourse alone typically might not do the trick.

Check out the rest of the article here.  (latimes.com via jezebel.com)

Hmmm.  Wonder if women will start measuring?  And I can only imagine how pop culture will milk the shit out of it with distance trimming creams and expensive plastic surgeries.  Please.  

Ok, back to the sickbed for me.  Hopefully I'll be back tomorrow (later today actually).

xoxo

-J.D. Bauchery

www.hotmoviesforher.com

Vegan Strip Clubs!

So, it looks like all of you vegans out there can finally enjoy a sticky evening in a strip club like the rest of us!

P.S. Does anyone know a good gluten-free strip club? I have a friend who'd love to hear about it.

Check out the hilarious video over at fleshbot.

Attention Word Nerds!

Both J.D. and I are proud word nerds. Good grammar is hot and Scrabble is Foreplay.

If you feel the same way (or if you're just looking to score some free smut!) check out the latest contest at Cleis Press:

Cleis Press is running a spelling contest based on the covers for the twelve existing volumes in the "Erotic Alphabet" series of anthologies edited by Alison Tyler. (Among the safer-for-work titles: A Is For Amour and J Is For Jealousy.) To enter, you have to line up the covers to spell a word, take a picture, and send that in, for which you'll win volumes A-L. (Really? Just A-L? Not guaranteed delivery of everything up to, presumably, Z Is For Zipper?) As you can see from my failed attempt, the options available to contestants using only the first twelve letters of the alphabet can be somewhat constraining. But then one imagines that many of the contestants will enjoy the constraints.

Here's more info about entering.

Your fellow word nerd,
-The Porn Librarian

Dry Humping: Teenage Tradition or New Hottest Pastime?

If there is one thing from teenage sexuality that I truly miss, it's dry humping. H-O-T!!! With no real expectation of more, you just enjoy the ride for what it is. Friends of mine were talking the other day about bringing back the D.H., and I am so in. We call for a campaign of sorts. Taking back the dry hump as more than just a starting point for nakeder activites.

Anyway, Tornto's EyeWeekly just posted a Top 10 reasons for the return of the dry hump:

10 reasons dry humping is hot.

1. It’s the safest sex you can have aside from taking matters into your own hands, without the awkwardness of fumbling with a condom or dental dam.

2. Size really doesn’t matter.

3. You won’t have to explain that tattoo on your ass that says “Grandma.”

4. It proves that old Jermaine Stewart song “We Don’t Have to Take Our Clothes Off [to have a good time]” wasn’t just puritanical bullshit.

5. For the ladies: it doesn’t matter if you’re on your period and wearing granny panties, plus you don’t need to fake an orgasm — no one’s expecting one.

6. For the gents: it’s like doing it with a blow-up doll, minus the shame!

7. You won’t have to wash your sheets afterwards — or sleep in a wet spot.

8. It’ll make you feel 16 again. If the dry humping itself doesn’t do the trick, try sneaking into a high school dance with your date and waiting for the chaperones to peel you apart.

9. If sex before a committed relationship is a test drive, dry humping is like perusing a car mag — you get an idea how the motor runs, how roomy it is and how fast it can go without risking a potential crash. And by crash, we mean VD. Or a zygote.

10. There’s nothing sexier than the desperate friction of a pair of denim-clad crotches and the imaginings of what might happen if these layers of fabric disappeared. And, let’s face it, what we conjure in our best moments of depraved abstraction is rarely fulfilled by our partners — temporary or permanent.

Here is the link. And click here for EyeWeekly's Annual Guide to Love and Sex!

(eyeweekly.com via fleshbot.com)

Spread the word. Dry humping is back!

xoxo-

J.D. "Keeping the jeans buttoned tight" Bauchery
www.hotmoviesforher.com

Mixtape Rewind

I've had some family stuff going on recently and that's lead me back to an old friend I know I can always count on. She's someone I knew before digital technology and I spent countless hours slaving over mix tapes for her. Things just aren't the same now, but fortunately, she mostly is...Today's pick from Sarah Harmer is for her.



-The Porn Librarian

Suspended Sex Ed.

Wow. I wish I had been this cool in 9th grade.

Wood River, IL (KMOV) - Two students at a Metro-East junior high school have stirred up quite a bit of controversy after wearing t-shirts that they say are making a point.

The t-shirts were made by Tori Shoemaker, 15 and Cheyenne Byrd, 14.

The teens went back to school Wednesday after being told to stay home for wearing their two homemade shirts that caused the stir at Lewis and Clark Junior High School.

The shirts proclaimed a "safe sex or no sex" slogan and were decorated with packaged condoms.

The students wanted to prove a point since there is an abstinence only curriculum at Lewis and Clark.

The two teens however were suspended for two days for wearing the t-shirts.

The superintendent told News 4 that he considers the shirts were inappropriate and a distraction at school.

At least one parent tells News 4 that he supports his daughter.

It seems that school officials will not budge on changing what is taught, and the girls won't stop speaking out.

Check out the story here. (kmov.com via Jezebel.com)

I was too busy listening to Marilyn Manson and trying to perfect my smudged black eye-liner. Oh, the good old days.

Seriously, these girls deserve major respect. Junior high is awful enough without being shot down after taking a hugely important stand for something so worthwhile.

Do I hear a Planned Parenthood scholarship in the future??

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery

www.hotmoviesforher.com

Ron Jeremy Reviews: The President's Stimulus Package

Ron Jeremy is now a resident blogger over on HotMovies The Blog and I had to bring his latest rant to your attention.

It’s a last ditch effort by a lame duck president to curry some favor with an electorate he’s been pissing off for 4 to 8 years depending on your party affiliation. The rub is that it’s not a gift; it’s an advance. If you don’t put that money back into the market (ie: blow it like a drunken sailor in Thailand) the IRS is going to come collecting on it in a year.

I love Ron Jeremy a little more today than I did yesterday.

Check out the entire review on HotMovies The Blog!

-The Porn Librarian

Reading/Workshop with Jamye Waxman in Philly!!

For all you Philly people like me, Jamye Waxman is going to be doing an awesome masturbation workshop in town tomorrow night at Giovanni's Room!

Details:

Time: Thursday, February 7, 2008 5:30 p.m.

Location: Giovanni's Room (345 South 12th Street, Philadelphia, PA 19107 215-923-2960)

Event: A Reading/Workshop with Jamye Waxman

Jayme Waxman is the author of Getting Off: A Woman's Guide to Masturbation (Seal, 256 pp. $15.95 pb). It's been kept under wraps, beneath the covers and behind closed doors, but masturbation is, hands down, the safest, most satisfying sex you can have with someone you love. Celebrate the 'coming out' of masturbation, with Jamye Waxman, author of Getting Off: A Woman's Guide to Masturbation. Discover techniques and toys that make it easier to bring you over the edge. Learn about lubes, and listen to other women¹s deepest fantasies. From the history of masturbation to the mechanics, you'll learn something new during this hands-off reading/workshop on a hands-on topic!

Though a hands-off worshop, no one can dictate the rest of your night...

I'll be there! Let me know if you're coming too!

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery
www.hotmoviesforher.com

Screaming Octopus

You are not going to believe how freaking adorable the Screaming Octopus is! This is the first vibrator I’ve had that looks like something besides a vibrator, unless you count my cell phone, which looks a lot like a cell phone. This vibe has a cute little face, eight little arms and looks like a toy that you’d get in a happy meal promoting the latest Disney mega-hit.

Of course, looks aren’t everything and I was a bit worried about it’s diminutive size and lack of battery power. Since the octopus is a sea creature, I decided that the best way to determine if it lived up to the brand name The Screaming O would be to run a bath. This little guy isn’t going to bring you from 0 to 60 in 5 seconds, but it does make a great play pal for a long soak in the tub. The vibrations, as I predicted, are not very strong, but the buzz will do the job. I’m not guaranteeing a Screaming O, but a long Ahhhh can be expected as you sink below the bubbles.

Overall, this is a great toy anytime you’re getting down in the water and would make a great gift for any girl. I don’t think this little guy will ever have a home next to my bed like the turbo bullet, but he can definitely be my bath buddy!

Hump Day Word O' the Week!

A little recap from last week:

There are many words that you may stumble upon while trolling for porn that are foreign to you. Some of them are exclusive to the dirty reality we live in, some words mean something completely different in the context of an adult film than they do in the real world, and some may actually be foreign. In an effort to help you find movies that will get you off and impress your boyfriend with your crazy porn knowledge, the lovely ladies of Hm4her would like to introduce our new weekly post, The Hump Day Word of the Week!

Our goal is to educate the masses and explain why we giggle every time you mention the convenience of an ATM. In the end, hopefully you’ll be better able to find the kind of porn you want to see, because trust me, if you can imagine it, it’s out there. If there’s something that needs explainin’ let us know and we’ll do our best to help you out, dear readers.


That said, here is our Wednesday Word of the Week: Shrimping


While this term seems like it would have something - anything - to do with seafood, or food in general, like most slang sex terminology, the name is purely pulled out of someone's butt. Not literally, though you never know with sex terms.

Shrimping is the act of licking or sucking toes as a sex act. This is sometimes, but not always, linked to foot fetishism. It's been said that it's called shrimping because of the resembalance that toes have to shrimp.

Surprisingly there is no wikipedia entry for shrimping, but check out the urban dictionary listing here.


Almost on the other side of the week.

xoxo

-J.D. Bauchery

http://www.hotmoviesforher.com/

Fuck U! with the Porn Librarian

Just a follow up to J.D's post. I'll be attending a couple of events, since I call New Haven home.

I'm planning on going to see Patty Brisben, Dr. Ruth, and The Great Porn Debate with Ron Jeremy. I've heard great things about The Great Porn Debate and feel like it is my duty as a feminist to go see Dr. Ruth.

I also might check out what Steven Hirsch, the co-founder of Vivid, has to say about the porn business. You know, since I work in it and all.

If anyone is planning on going, let me know!

-The Porn Librarian

Violet Blue - The Bedpost Interview

Em & Lo over at Daily Bedpost recently interviewed one of my favorite sexperts, Violet Blue. It's funny, informative, and references necrothreesomes.

Here's a taste:
Craziest place you've ever had sex?
Steve Jobs's office. During the '08 keynote, of course.

Most underrated erogenous zone?
My local bar.

It's a great way to start off a gray Wednesday, check it out here!

-The Porn Librarian

Midweek Mix Tape Rewind

Alright, so you guys get a midweek musical interlude because I've had this song in my head ALL DAY and I can't seem to get it out. Now, sharing means caring, so here you are, my cross to bear. Good luck to you.





Also... um, the only even remote connection I can make to posting this would be it being black history month and all... but that's kinda a stretch.

Oh, and it cuts off the first part, but this is the only one that I could get to embed. Bummer, but we will live, I suppose.

UPDATE: This just in!!! Thriller 25th Anniversary is hitting the stores on Feb. 12! I knew I had a reason to post this... I just didn't know what the reason was until now.

Anyway, enjoy.

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery
http://www.hotmoviesforher.com/

Fuck U.

Your parents always told you that doing well in school and getting into a good college would pay off in the end. Well, looks like they turned out to be right on so many levels. Next week starts up Sex Week at Yale University. I mean, sure I get to talk about sex all the time in my program (Masters in Human Sexuality Education), but still, they get a Trojan exec., Ron Jeremy and Dr. Ruth! What a combo.

Click here to read more about Yale Sex Week and here for a complete schedule.

Also, feel free to offer $$$ for me to head up to join in the fun!

(via http://www.sexweekatyale.com/)

PLUS: On the ivy league front, looks like Harvard is planning a sex mag as well. (thecrimson.com via fleshbot)

xoxo
-J.D.
http://www.hotmoviesforher.com/

Super Tuesday!

If you're still undecided on who you should vote for, check out this video compilation of porn stars talking politics. Unfortunately, you won't find Mary Carey on any ballots today. Also, for all of you not keeping up with the news, it turns out there's "a mixed white black guy" who may not be an American. Just something to keep an eye out for.




Now that you're caught up on the issues... Turn off your computer and go vote!


-Your Porn Librarian
www.hotmoviesforher.com

Shoe Fetish

Ooooh, finally my totally pointless show buying has meaning. Nice! Sure I don't always buy heels (actually, I pretty much never buy heels), but I'm just going to pretend that this applies to slide on vans as well...

Wearing higher heels - although perhaps not stilettos - may improve your pelvic floor muscles and in doing so boost your sex life, a study suggests.

An Italian urologist and self-professed lover of the sexy shoe set out to prove that high heels were not as bad for women's health as some suggest.

The shoe has been linked to a range of problems - from corns to schizophrenia.

But in a letter to European Urology, Dr Maria Cerruto said her research showed it was time to stand up for the heel.

She said her study of 66 women under 50 found that those who held their foot at a 15 degree angle to the ground - the equivalent of a two inch heel - had as good posture as those who wore flat shoes, and crucially showed less electrical activity in their pelvic muscles.

This suggested the muscles were at an optimum position, which could well improve their strength and ability to contract.

Read the rest of the article here.

The term "fuck me heels" never sounded so right.

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery
www.hotmoviesforher.com

Audacia's Back!

Sex writer and blogger extraordinaire Audacia Ray is back at HotMoviesForHer.com this week with a brand new installment of her monthly column! Up this month is a look at porn without sex, as well as the latest from the frontlines of Love L.A.

A little taste:

What words strike you as “bad” ones? Maybe that’s a kind of weird way to start off a column on a porn site, because, let’s face it – you’re here for the bad words. And pictures. Or at least, the ones that are so bad, they’re good. But what about words that give you that “bad touch” skin crawly feeling? Everyone’s got them. For me, the phrases that make me feel icky are a few genital descriptors: “meat curtains” for labia and “blue veiner” for penis. Just writing that makes me feel gross, but luckily on the average day I can avoid any mention of those phrases because they aren’t especially common.

Click here to read the whole article. Seriously. go. read.

xoxo

-J.D. Bauchery

http://www.hotmoviesforher.com/

Sex in Design - And no, this has nothing to do with Tim Gunn

I'm sure by the title of this post you can tell I am a, in fact, Project Runway junkie. And that's where my design knowledge ends. But for all you New Yorkers and visitors, be sure to get your design info up to par with the Museum of Sex's newest exhibition, Sex In Design, which opened yesterday (through April 27).

Design has the power to shape experience; lending intensity to sexual encounters and adding a sensual thrill to everyday objects. From subtle manifestations to overt declarations, sexual imagery appeals to the universal human desire for pleasure. Sex in Design/Design in Sex highlights the best and most compelling sexually inspired contemporary designs from around the world.

Design is a conscious process that encompasses the traditions and aesthetics of fine arts, architecture and engineering. Everything in our world is designed, from the homes we live in, the cars we drive, the clothing we wear, down to the way our food is laid out on a plate. Elements of shape, texture and color interact with varying intensity to either take our senses by storm or quietly fuel our perceptions of erotica.

The selected artifacts in this exhibition will explore the dynamic relationship between sex and design, with a focus on trends from the close of the world war era to contemporary times. The appreciation of form will be examined in historical context with an emphasis on prevailing sexual attitudes and the development of material technology.

Check out the rest here:

And here is the nitty gritty for a visit to MOS:

Museum of Sex
233 Fifth Avenue (@ 27th Street)
New York, NY 10016
General Information: (212) 689-6337

Hours:
Sunday – Friday: 11:00am – 6:30pm (last ticket sold at 5:45pm)
Saturday: 11:00am – 8:00pm (last ticket sold at 7:15pm)
Closed Thanksgiving Day and Christmas Day

Admission:
Adults (18+): $14.50 + tax
Students and Seniors (with valid ID): $13.50 + tax
Group Visits are also available


What a perfect excuse for a trip!

xoxo
J.D. Bauchery
www.hotmoviesforher.com

Mixtape Rewind

It's Friday and time for a 4 minute work break to check out Eleanor by The Low Millions. There's nothing I love more than a good break-up song, and this is one of my favorites.

It also happens to have one of my favorite pop song screaming parts of all time, so turn up your speakers. I insist.



I can't relate to what you say I done,
-The Porn Librarian
http://www.hotmoviesforher.com/