
Thursday, November 22, 2007
Happy Thanksgiving From HotMoviesForHer.com

Wednesday, November 21, 2007
Celebrate Black Friday With HotMoviesForHer.com
HotMoviesForHer.com will be FREE for ALL USERS on Friday, November 23, 5am-6am EST.
No extra sign-up needed. Just log on to HotMoviesForHer.com as usual and take advantage of one FREE hour of over 80,000 movies to chose from.
With that kind of selection, you should have no problems making sure the early bird gets the worm this Black Friday.
Tuesday, November 20, 2007
Basting Your Turkey

15 Ways to Use a Turkey Baster for Sex
Turkey basters: they're not just for artificial insemination or glazing your poultry. With these helpful hints, your turkey won't be the only thing that's moist and juicy.
1. Use it to suck your clit
Remove the rubber bulb, place the opening over your clitoris, and squeeze rhythmically. Use some water-based lube for more suction and sensation. Simulate oral sex or just get your clit pumped up and sensitive.
2. Use it to suck your dick
Guys, try the same thing on the head of your cock. It's like a mouth sucking on just the end. With a soft rubber bulb you probably won't hurt yourself, but be gentle.
3. Use it as a nipple pump
Use the bulb the same way to "pump" your partner's nipples. Let suction hold the bulb in place, then pull it, hit it, or let it hang.
4. Hump the baster tube
Rub the plastic baster tube against your clitoris, over it, and on the sides. Raised markings on the tube will give extra stimulation.
5. Water massage
Use it to squirt streams of water onto your clit. Do it fast and you can get a "pulsing" effect going. It's easiest to do this in the tub.
There are still ten more uses! Check out the rest here.
[insert all impregnating lesbians jokes here]
Happy short work week!
xoxo
-J.D. Bacuhery
http://www.hotmoviesforher.com/
Celestial Perfection

I’m not known for my patience. Because of this, dear readers, you are getting a two for one review. I received the Celestial Perfection during a week when the aforementioned girlfriend was scheduled to work nights, and I didn’t want to introduce a new toy to the mix before we could give it the proper attention it deserved. This heroic attitude lasted thirty hours, after which I decided that it would be proper to take this new toy out for a test drive myself.
I wasn’t sure what to expect, since I received this toy in a sealed plastic bag without any marketing slogans to let me know just how great it is. It doesn’t look like a penis, which is good for me, and appeared to have a decent g-spot curve, which is what tempted me in the first place. I inserted the bullet and quickly found myself impressed with this mystery dildo! This baby curves in all of the right places and the balled tip stimulated my g-spot better than any other toy I’ve used. I immediately started counting down the days until the dreaded week of night shifts was over.
Since I had been raving about the wonders of my new acquisition for four days, it didn’t take much (or any) work to get my girl into bed once we were back on the same schedule. Let me tell you, we were not disappointed. The CP is great when combined with a harness. It’s a little bigger than other dildos we’ve used, but that turned out to be a good thing. It’s well thought out curves combined with a decent vibration, left two girls very happy and thoroughly exhausted.
To top it off, the Celestial Perfection is made of silicone, so I threw it on the top rack of the dishwasher and finally sat down to cross something off of my to-do list.
I definitely recommend this toy to women across the globe. It’s a little pricey at $69.95, but like with so many other things, you get what you pay for when it comes to sex toys. You’ll definitely get your moneys worth.
See Stars With the Celestial Perfection!
Monday, November 19, 2007
J.D. Bauchery’s List of Gettin’ Off and Givin’ Thanks!

I don't know about you, but when it comes to this time of year, only two things come to my mind - turkey and pie. Thanksgiving has become such a grocery store holiday that I've completely overlooked the true meaning. This year I'm changing my ways, doing it up and giving thanks, sex tips style.
In honor of Thanksgiving, I've rounded up the things I'm most thankful for and narrowed them down to my top 5 picks. Feast away on J.D. Bauchery's List of Getting' Off and Givin' Thanks!
Head over to http://www.hotmoviesforher.com/ to check out my list!
Have a great Thanksgiving!
xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery
http://www.hotmoviesforher.com/
Friday, November 16, 2007
Saving the World, One Bra at a Time
Got A Minute?
Sometimes there’s nothing hotter than a quickie. There’s just something about those frantic few minutes of indiscretion that leave you wet and wondering why your pants are around you ankles in a stairwell. In Got A Minute?, well known author of erotica Alison Tyler has compiled 60 short pieces that will fill your head with all sorts of dirty ideas and leave you plenty of time to follow through on them.
You’ll find a myriad of fantasies played out for you in this anthology. Two women welcome a man into their bedroom in Hired Hunk, but he’s only allowed to pleasure himself as they go at it. Rachel Kramer Bussel captures the emotion of this moment brilliantly. The confidence and trust these women have in each other is just as hot as the sex.
As expected with any compilation, not every story did it for me, but I can’t really complain about a three page story wasting my time. You’re sure to find plenty of gems in this compilation of very short stories from Cleis Press. You’ll find yourself reading your favorites again, and hopefully aloud, as you cuddle up against the cold this winter.
-The Porn Librarian
Add this excellent book to your collection!
Tyler, A (ed.). (2007). Got A Minute? Sixty-Second Erotica. San Francisco, CA: Cleis Press, Inc.
