Wednesday, January 9, 2008
Blast From The Past: Technical Difficulties
So thanks to technical difficulties, HotMoviesForHer is going retro, flashing back to version 1.0 (or early 2006). Sure you don't get to see my smiling mug on the blog, but look how much we've grown!
And though our reviews and tips and all that good stuff are lost in cyberspace, not to fret - your porn is safe! Head over to vod.hotmoviesforher.com to get to the up-to-date blog and our fiercely hot selection of flicks.
Thanks and sorry for the difficulties.
xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery
Fantastic Erotic - The Best of Circlet Press 1992-2002
Circlet Press has defined erotic science fiction over the past decade, and while I’m not a big sci-fi reader outside of the classics, I was excited to check out this compilation of their favorite stories from 1992-2002.
The great thing about this genre is that the authors are praised for testing the boundaries of both sexuality and reality to the extreme. I was completely engrossed by stories of other creatures and worlds that I have never dreamt of and drawn into fantasies that I hadn’t fully realized.
I was thrilled to read Lia Block’s tender telling of a bitter coming of age love story in Milagro. Block’s young adult novels were some of the first I found as a young teen looking for signs of other lesbians. I devoured Milagro the same way I read through Weetzie Bat, although this time I didn’t feel the need to stash the novel under my bed.
I have to admit that some stories were just too far out there for me to relate to, but I appreciate the fact that they exist for someone else. Erotic Fantastic is an engaging read for anyone who enjoys a good story and, I imagine, a godsend for hardcore science-fiction fans.
-The Porn Librarian
Add this excellent book to your collection!
Tuesday, January 8, 2008
Because I'm Tired of Talking About America
Monday, January 7, 2008
Not An Action Figure, But Close

Adult novelty manufacturer Topco Sales has announced the release of the Joanna Angel Burning Angel Toys series, carried under the Wildfire product line. The products will feature vibrators and bondage tape, as well as Joanna Angel ass mold and pussy mold.
The licensing agreement was inked with BurningAngel.com founder Joanna Angel in July.
"I'll never fuck myself, or my friends with anything else but a Joanna Angel sex toy from here on out," Angel said.
The line will feature a 7X Waterproof Bullet, 2" x 50' Bondage Tape, a 7.5" and a 5" waterproof vibe, and the Joanna Angel CyberSkin Ass Stroker and Pussy Stroker.
The strokers are manufactured from Topco’s trademarked CyberSkin product, and from other materials on FDA-approved lists that contain no PVC, latex or phthalates.
Check out the whole article here. (xbiz.com)
Sad thing is, when I read that they were making Joanna Angel toys, my mind automatically pictured an action figure...
xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery
http://www.hotmoviesforher.com/
Bitching and Moaning
The Gaurdian's Julie Burchill asks 'where my bitches at?'
These days, bitching is low-fat, decaffeinated and kick-free. Worse than that, it is, above all, phoney. Though the great bitches of Hollywood were dressed to kill and magnificently shallow, there was something incredibly honest about them - whether they were real, like Bette Davis, or imaginary, like her character Margo Channing in All About Eve. In the old days, a bitch came on with all guns blazing, talons sharpened and a neon sign a mile wide above her head: No loyalty expected or given. She may have been a gold-digger, a back-stabber or a ball-breaker - but she was never a hypocrite. She got a tremendous kick from being a bitch and didn't care who knew it.
These days, though, women who might once have stood a chance of making decent bitches are whines, nags, snobs and scolds instead. When they diss another woman, they make a great show of doing it more in sorrow than in anger. So instead of coming across as fun-loving, red-blooded bitches, they seem like a very dreary blend of a tarot-card reader, a prim headmistress and a sob-sister agony-aunt. They are the Wahs; their ceaseless, bleating mantra is "Oh, I'm Worried About Her!"
Check out the whole article here. (guardian.co.uk via jezebel.com)
It's true. Nobody wants to get caught in a Bitch's cross-fire, but they sure are entertaining to watch and totally more interesting than some sniffling whiner.
xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery
http://www.hotmoviesforher.com/

