Friday, January 4, 2008

Mixtape Rewind

Hey guys, it's Friday again, and you know what that means... I've let the Mixtape Rewind fall under the radar for a few weeks, but it's back and this time we've got a pick from The Porn Librarian. Jenny Owen Youngs doing an awesome cover of an oldie but goodie from '02. Let the mis-pronunciation of "here" commence... along with some giant polar bears and penguins. And though this is a porn blog, this has nothing to do with furries... we promise.



Nice. Here are a few snippets from her myspace page.

Jenny Owen Youngs is a feisty, hyper-sensitive, disease-free singer/songwriter/former girl scout who wants to be your friend. claiming influences from Beck to Jesus Christ Superstar to Britney Spears, her music is an echo of Erin Mckeown hopping into Jeff Buckley's Pontiac, cruising backwoods Alabama red dirt roads and singing along to The Sundays and Nick Drake. Her songs straddle the heart-wrenching and the tongue-in-cheek and say giddyup.

Her current goals include musically causing the hair on your arms to stand up, learning greek, and like fellow jersey boy Jon Bon, seeing a million faces and rocking them all.

Anyone who references Bon Jovi is a-ok in my book.

Have a good weekend.

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery

Thursday, January 3, 2008

Again with the iPhone



Just so I can feel even more bitter about not owning one, here is an addendum to yesterday's post about iPhones.


High-tech-toy manufacturer OhMiBod will unveil its new iPhone-compatible OhMiBod MP3-enabled vibrator next week at the Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas.

"Since the iPhone has the same music storage and playback capabilities as the iPod, we knew we had to make sure that all of our products functioned with the iPhone, too," said OhMiBod founder Suki. "When the iPhone is attached to your OhMiBod and you receive a call, OhMiBod will vibrate to the caller's voice, a feature that will truly revolutionize phone sex!"


Read the rest here. (avn.com via fleshbot.com)

Oh well. I think maybe I'll just forgo the iPhone and jsut wait for my very own robot.

xoxo

Wednesday, January 2, 2008

Cyber Sex... maybe? Phone Sex?




Wow. And I thought Grand Theft Auto was risque. Pervy iPhone nerds have gone above and beyond with a new webapp designed specifically for the touch screen cell. rubMyClit is a fingers vs. screen game - basically a glorified battle with King Koopa (it's a Super Mario Brothers reference guys, stay with me) where you have to continuously hit your target over and over again to get any results. Hmm... doesn't sound that far off the truth really...


Anyway, check out the video the bloggers over at Fleshbot made to demonstrate the game for all of us poor folk with touch button phones and separate iPods. Thanks for all the finger strain guys! (via fleshbot.com)


xoxo

Cuddling Back On!



Finally! An answer to one of the great cuddling mysteries - where can the extra arm go without cutting off circulation? I know it's not as lofty as, say, curing cancer or making fuel out of Big Mac wrappers, but it's enough to know we are going in the right direction. Good show!


Sleeping entwined with another is a novel concept, but there's always the problem of that extra arm. Where does one put it? Mehdi Mojtabvi's Love Mattress offers a simple solution for the chronic limp arm that often results from sleeping while wrapped in a prolonged embrace.

Mojtabvi has studied the embracing styles of couples while in bed and has confirmed what we all know -- that having your arm flattened under your partner's body for prolonged periods of cuddling isn't exactly comfortable. What's more, it may even prove detrimental to your health! Technically speaking, it puts abnormal pressure on the muscles, blood vessels and nerves, and over time can result in a condition termed "radial neuropathy," whose symptoms include weakness in wrist dorsiflexion and finger extension

Finally, an answer to this age-old predicament has arrived! Winner of the red dot design concept award in 2007, the idea of the Love Mattress is simple: A solid unit makes up the middle portion of the bed, with several adjoining strips of foam connected at either end. Between these slats one can drop their shoulder or arm, allowing for a much more comfortable sleeping position while remaining all snuggled up.

Check out the rest of the article here. (inventorspot.com via jezebel.com)

If this is any indication of what 2008 is going to look like. I am so in!
xoxo


Monday, December 31, 2007

Pervy Girls



Christine Kessler’s first book, Pervy Girls, is an incredible journey into the world of Erotic Fashion photography through the eyes of one of the genre’s most talented artists.

Dressed in the best the community has to offer, the women captured by Kessler’s expert eye express a gamut of emotions. Seen through the lens of another women, the models are strong, beautiful, and always sexy; and the images will inspire you to explore your own desires further.

Kessler has immortalized some of the hottest fetish models including Darenzia, Masuimi Max, and Ninn Worx director The Tall Goddess (Lorraine Sisco), along with the dark beauties of godsgirls.com. Whether they’re decked out in latex from head to toe, or simply wearing a pair of panties, these feisty fetish models will hold your gaze throughout.

I loved this book from Goliath, as will anyone who appreciates gorgeous women testing the boundaries of sexuality.

- The Porn Librarian

Fuck the usual resolutions...





2008. Ready or not, the new year is no longer rapidly approaching - it's here. I don't know about you guys, but 2007 was a real doozie for me and I'm looking forward to rebooting in the upcoming year. I'm not usually one to make resolutions (I tend to forget what they are about 5 minutes later), but this time around I am taking a stand and writing up a list of things I'd like to change in '08.

In fact, I'm recommending that everyone take pen to paper this year and follow my lead. Ok, seriously, I'm just looking for some support with this.Anyway, I say we forgo all those lose weight, quit smoking, work out more goals this time, because though that general health stuff is important in its own right, I'd much rather resolve to have a hotter sex life in '08. Gotta have priorities, people.

Check out http://www.hotmoviesforher.com/ for some suggestions to make 2008 happy, healthy and hot! Yep, it's my Sex Tips guide to writing resolutions this year.

I mean really, can resolving to get off more ever be a bad thing?

Happy New Year!

xoxo
-J.D.
http://www.hotmoviesforher.com/



Friday, December 28, 2007

Always Room for Dinosaur Comics

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