Holy Technology Batman

Clearly I’m not as tech savy as I thought I was. Today is the first time I’ve stumbled across teledildonics. And all I can say is "wow!" For those not in the know (basically me), teledildonics is where sex, computers and virtual reality come together to make sweet, sweet love. Cybersex taken to a whole other level.

There are a few different products out there that work in varying ways, but the two kinds that I really had chance to wrap my head around were sex toys that can be remotely operated by computer and toys that work in tandem using computers to match their movements. How cool is that!

California-based Sinulate Entertainment sells a collection of Sinulator toys that can be totally operated by computer. In their words, they offer a “complete interactive adult system that includes everything you need to let anyone on the planet control a wireless sex toy using only a web browser.” All the controller needs to know is what the toy has been named by its owner. Then using a flight-simulator looking dashboard, someone across the world can flip a switch and make your rabbit flicker faster or slower.

Sinulate also has their own webcam community where people can link up with others who have Sinulator-enabled toys and not only watch them get off, but actually control their toy.

Also out there are toys like the Interactive Fleshlight, a sleeve packed with sensors that record each movement via computer. Then there are two options. Either the computer hooks up to an interactive 3D video game and a virtual character gets screwed in real-time by the Fleshlight-user, or it can be pair up with a real life webcam girl and her interactive toy that can work in tandem for real-time fucking via technology. When he thrusts into his toy, her toy thrusts into her. Geek analogy of the hour: The Rumble Pak of cybersex!

This stuff is a little pricy ($130-$150 range), but hey, what isn’t? The major downside of both these toys is that they are only Windows compatible. What, us Mac users aren’t ready for some cyber lovin?!? Bad form!

Anyway, if this is what they’ve come up with now, can you even imagine what will be around in ten years! I wonder if this stuff will ever be available at Best Buy or CompUSA… hmmm.

-J.D. Bauchery

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Movie Review: Ginger Lynn - The Movie!

Ginger Lynn - The Movie

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Studio: Smashcom Category: 80’s

Ginger Lynn, the original Vivid Girl, is one of the most well-known pornstars of the 1980’s and a pop-culture icon. “Ginger Lynn The Movie” is the almost true story of her experiences in the adult industry and features another industry legend, John Holmes. Personally, I really find 80’s porn to be more alluring than the frenzied gonzo movies that are cranked out today, and this is one of the best. Ginger Lynn is in her prime, and everyone should see her incredible scene with the gorgeous Christy Canyon. You can also see a few scenes of Ginger’s that are hard to find because they were originally part of movies that an underage Traci Lords performed in. Once Traci’s true age was discovered, you couldn’t find this footage anywhere, but now, Lords is edited out and we can get off to legal pussy!
-The Porn Librarian

Sex Tips: Camping is In-Tents!

So, this isn’t really a question from any of you, rather, it is I, Essin’ Em, imparting a bit of my recently learned knowledge up on you, the rest of the world.

Sex and camping. These are two things that do not necessarily go together. I actually really dislike camping. However, my partner invited me on a camping trip, and since I wanted to spend time with said partner, I went. However, I did have an ulterior motive; my partner promised me hot camping sex if I went on this trip, and we all know that the promise of delectable and adventurous sex is something I can never turn down. So off I went into the land of woods, bears and spiders, in the pursuit of hot camping sex.

 

First of all, may I please recommend you invest in a cheap air mattress. It doesn’t have to be fancy, even inflatable rafts will do. You’ll be very thankful I suggested this. No, really. My bad knees aside, the ground is HARD. Air mattresses are also good for sleeping, as well as a sex-ing, so I give them a thumbs up. 

What else will you need? NON-SCENTED lube. According to our friendly neighborhood park ranger, bears can smell very well, and so you must keep anything scented - food, toothpaste, deodorant, - out of the tent. Being the cautious little Girl Scout that I am, I’d put scented lube in that category as well…ergo, go for the scent-less stuff (and it’s better for your naughty bits as well). Something we discovered about lube is that a surprise drop of freshly cooled lube (you ARE camping - anything liquid cools down really fast when you’re outdoors) on your clit feels absolutely AMAZING. If you don’t like cold stuff on your parts, pour it in your hands and rub it around to warm it up first. 

As far as sleeping bags go, I thought I was pretty ingenious…I bought two cheap single sleeping bags and zipped them together to create a queen sized sleeping bag for the two of us to share. It was ideal both for sex and for cuddling without losing body heat to the cold outdoors. They make special “couples” sleeping bags, too. You can use your own personal bags as well — just think about how cold it’ll be at 11pm when you’re naked in the middle of the wilderness. Something to consider. 

Another thing to think about is whether you’ll be hiking off into the boondocks where any noise you make won’t be noticed, or if you’ll be at a campground (family oriented or otherwise) where you have to guard your sounds more. We were at the latter, but let me tell you, having to be quiet can add a super hot and kinky dynamic to your sex. 

I’m speaking mostly about tent sex because I wasn’t ready to let spiders, ticks, or other creepy crawlies get anywhere near my vagina, and because I like to keep my vulva mosquito bite free. However, if you’re into to outdoor-outdoor sex, make sure you sprits on some bug spray (and perhaps sun block, depending on your timing) before you go at it, to protect yourself and your partner. 

Something to remember — carry out what your carried in. Condoms,latex, sheepskin or otherwise, are not disposable. If you use them, wrap them up, and take them to an approved trash disposal site - you don’t want poor little creatures swallowing them and dying (although apparently some woman had one in her lung for a few weeks, so I guess it’s possible to live through such an event). If you bring vibrators (hey, you never know!) and the batteries run out, don’t forget to dispose of them properly as well. Be as nice (or nicer) to the wilderness as it is to you. 

That’s about it for camping sex. Just take generic precautions, and you could be getting it on in fantastic, fun-filled forests in no time! 

I’m always prepared,

Essin’ Em

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Movie Review: Tristan Taormino’s Ultimate Guide to Anal Sex for Women 2

Tristan Taormino’s Ultimate Guide to Anal Sex for Women 2

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Studio: Buttman Category: Instructional

 

Ok. I wasn’t kidding about watching lots of anal movies, so bear with me. I seriously think I just found the cream of the crop. Tristan Taormino is amazing to begin with, but the way her movie is structured, I feel that anyone, from anal virgin to queen of the back door, can benefit from it. There are hot sex scenes, including a sexy anal solo scene with fetish star Jewell Marceau, and a steamy latex scene between Tristan and Ava Vincent. My favorite was with Kate Frost and Mr. Marcus because it focused on the different stages of trying anal (from just a finger, to a plug, to a dildo, to a penis), and like all the scenes, used tons of lube, and placed emphasis on letting the woman control the penetration. The women also got lots of clitoral and vaginal stimulation, and with everything stimulating them together, they had AMAZING and mind-blowing orgasms. Tristan is sometimes known as the sex positive anal goddess, and it’s clear to see why. I suggest this for anyone (regardless of gender or orientation) who is looking to give anal a go.
-Essin’ Em 

Movie Review: What the Hell!

What the Hell

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Studio: Mountain Shadows Productions Category: Amateur

Here’s another great amateur flick from the folks at Mountain Shadow Productions! The story goes like this: two couples are accidentally booked for the same Rocky Mountain vacation home, but refuse to let their vacations be ruined by a clerical error! These sexy amateur girls quickly fall into bed in every possible combination, building up to the grand finale, a fantastic foursome! The girls are what make this movie, in my opinion. They aren’t professionals and don’t seem to be there to make a quick buck. They’re simply confident, eager women interested in exploring their sexuality. After watching the quick shower scene at the end, I think this is one of those amateur movies that would have gone down the same way if there hadn’t been anyone filming! This one combines real women and real sex, and the results are very hot.
-The Porn Librarian

Movie Review: Our Little Secrets

Our Little Secret

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Studio: L Factor Category: Lesbian

Yesterday I had the chance to watch another movie from new lesbo studio “L Factor,” titled “Our Little Secret.” Between the take on “The L Word” and the obvious reference to a classic Melissa Etheridge song, we seem to have enough sapphic references to declare this movie super gay! Now, if the studio would sponsor a softball team, they’d have all of their lesbian bases covered. Back to the porn! This movie contains four scenes that each start out with a little skit that is neither well-written nor acted, but perfectly appropriate for porn. My favorite scene was the third - partly because I’m a Jewell Marceau fan and partly because she and Sinn Sage have great chemistry. As a whole I would definitely recommend this one because it’s obvious that these were filmed with women in mind. There are no gaping orifices, no spitting, and the overall feel is very erotic.
-The Porn Librarian