Friday, March 14, 2008

We've Moved!

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Friday, March 7, 2008

Five Hot Stories For Her

We've been reviewing this movie scene by scene for the past five weeks. It's amazing, as is the woman who's behind it, Erika Lust. While we've had nothing but good things to say, our words can't do it justice.

The trailer should help you to understand why we love, love, love this movie:



Now go check out the movie!

You should also visit Lust Films website where you can read more about Lust and her work!

-The Porn Librarian

Mixtape Rewind



Today's song is an ode to my new bedroom set and mattress. As I've gotten older I've created a list of things worth spending money on. The list consists of knives, underpants, sex toys, pots and pans, hookers, and now, an awesome mattress. I thought my old bed was great and missed it whenever I was away. I mean, we had a lot of great times together, but it was time for me to dump the starter wife and upgrade.

New Bed, this is for you:



-The Porn Librarian

Buffy Bats for the Pink Team.



In the latest issue of "Buffy the Vampire Slayer Season Eight" Buffy finally gets a chance to experience a little bit of the crazy college life she missed out on by dropping out to save the world, again. That's right, Buffy joined the ranks of the heteroflexible as she fell into bed with fellow slayer, Satsu.

Now, I can't bring myself to actually read the comic books no matter how much I love this television series, my brain just isn't wired for comics. I do have to admit that this makes me smile a little.

The brilliant Joss Whedon made it clear that this isn't some big turning point for the character: "We're not going to make her gay, nor are we going to take the next 50 issues explaining that she's not," explained Whedon. "She's young and experimenting, and did I mention open-minded?"

Good for Buffy. Good for Whedon. Probably good for sales too.

You can read more about it and see more of the comic over on AfterEllen.com.

Here's to Hot Chicks with Super Powers,
-The Porn Librarian

Thursday, March 6, 2008

Sweden Rocks!


Today, Sweden stands out as a truly democratic place! The people say they want sex toys, and they respond by selling them in their state-run pharmacy chain Apoteket. All hail Sweden!

"We are aware that sex is a very important part of everyone's life. It is important to help people in this area, and there is a certain demand for the products," Apoteket's spokeswoman Elisabet Linge Bergman told The Local.


Check out the complete story.

Meatballs and a sex positive culture. Sweden sounds pretty good right about now!

-The Porn Librarian

Do The Dishes Then Do Your Girl!


A new report released by the Council on Contemporary Families that summarizes a number of recent studies show that American men are getting better about pitching in around the house. What's their reward for this increased contribution? If they're lucky, it's more frequent sex!

It's not surprising that couples who share housework equitably get more action.

If you find yourself doing more than your share, maybe you should leave this article up on your PC as a little incentive for your partner! Or I suppose you could talk about it...

Less cleaning & more screaming O's!
-The Porn Librarian

Audacia Ray Returns!



If it wasn't for people like Audacia Ray, bisexual visablity, especially in the adult industy, would be an endangered species. Returning for a guest spot on HotMoviesForHer.com this week, the sexpert extrodinaire hits on the history of bi porn, the stigmas attached and what she's doing to bring bi back.


I was not a porn consumer or seeker when I was a teenager. Though I was sexually precocious and promiscuous in many ways, porn wasn’t really on my radar. In fact, when a high school friend found me on MySpace recently and discovered that I’d become a porn director, he was pretty surprised. But since I’m a bit of an extremist, when I began to explore porn, I really did it up. And I wanted to find porn that was like me – bisexual.

At my first job in sex, I lucked into a treasure trove of porn with obsessively categorized videos, magazines, and mementos: the Ralph Wittington Collection at the Museum of Sex. I started as a researcher at the Museum and then became an assistant curator the year it opened – and in addition to jump-starting my career as a sex nerd, being exposed (ahem) to the wealth of smut in the Wittington collection plus meeting a delightful array of sex industry legends got me started on my own personal journey.

Among the carefully labeled boxes that contained videos in plastic archival boxes, polaroids of enthusiastic collector Ralph Wittington with a variety of stars, and a smattering of creepy flesh-colored sex toys was a box labeled “bisexual.” The contents were a bunch of Paul Norman films – the “Bi and Beyond” series that kicked off in 1988. The late 1980s through the mid-1990s were apparently the heyday for bisexual porn – if a heyday can be considered somewhat prolific production from one director.

I was a bit puzzled – this bisexual porn seemed to be kind of a crappy afterthought (even in it’s heyday). The main thing that distinguishes bi porn –then and today- from straight porn is the fact that men touch each other in it; porn with girl on girl action is essentially considered straight. And no one bats an eye if a female performer who does scenes with other women says she’s straight; but guys who do scenes with other guys are thought of as gay gay gay, whatever they call themselves...

Check out the rest of Audacia's awesome column on HotMoviesForHer.com.


xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery
www.hotmoviesforher.com

Wednesday, March 5, 2008

Dinah Shore 2008!

Dinah

Dinah Shore 2008, the nation's biggest lesbian party, is now officially one month away! Wooohoooo!

We’re sponsoring the event again this year, which means J.D. and I will be heading out to Palm Springs April 2 –6 for five sun-filled days and insane nights with the hottest women on the planet. Club Skirts has outdone themselves this year, planning a star-studded event featuring Jane Lynch, Leisha Haley, and Pat Benatar – just to name a few!

If you’re planning on attending, track us down - we’ll be the hot chicks talking about porn! We’ll also have a booth at the Logo Pool Party, so make sure you stop by and say hello. We met a lot of great women from all over the world (shout out to my girls in Germany!) and will have some great freebies!

Hope to see you there!
-The Porn Librarian

yay for morning sex!


I just stumbled upon a nice ode to morning sex over on Bad Influence Girl. As someone who swears by wake up sex, I felt it was my duty to pass it on.

It's amazing what a morning quickie will do for the rest of your day. I think we should all set our alarms 30 minutes early tomorrow and kick Thursday's ass!


-The Porn Librarian

Right Said, Fred.

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Tuesday, March 4, 2008

Sex Toy or Baby Toy?


This may be old news to some of you, but I think it's funny!

Over at Homemade Sex Toys, they've put together a quiz to see if the average person can tell the difference between a sex toy and a baby toy! I obviously don't, since I only scored a 6/15 and I spend my day looking at sex toys. I hope you fare better than I did.

Take the quiz.

Monday, March 3, 2008

Happy Women's History Month!!



Finally, someone acknowledges Jenna Jameson as part of women's history. Finally.

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery
www.hotmoviesforher.com

Betty and Veronica They Aren't


We've got some pretty creative people working over here at the HotMovies.com offices. It's all about artists, writers, designers and even the occasional actor among our ranks.

Our own Johnny of HotMovies The Blog fame recently filled us in on his amazingly neat comic creation Black Cherry Bombshells. And what better hear about it than from the horse's mouth. Take it away Johnny (via HotMovies The Blog)

I wrote a comic book...

And it was inspired by alt-porn stars. It’s about tough chicks beating up zombies in a post apocalyptic future.

You can read it at Zuda.com where it’s in competition with 9 other web comics for the shot at a year long publishing contract.

If you get a chance please vote for
the Black Cherry Bombshells.

Also, from the youtube page, here is a quick write up:

The Black Cherry Bombshells is the tale of ultra-violent girl gangs fighting for supremacy of a doomed future. There; every man on Earth has been mutated into a flesh eating zombie. The Black Cherry Bombshells - wild, tattooed bandits - are gaining a reputation as the baddest bootleggers in Las Vegas. That doesn't sit well with the local crime boss; the woman they call 'The King.'

ANNNND a trailer!



So go to www.zuda.com and vote, or at least just check it out.

Good show, Johnny, good show.

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery
www.hotmovieforher.com

L is for Leather

L is for Leather


Over the course of this past weekend, I read the latest book in Alison Tyler’s erotic alphabet series, L is for Leather and was introduced to a whole new world! I’m not a leather girl, but maybe I should be.


This small book features an eclectic collection of stories that are sure to send you running for the neglected leather gloves in the back of your closet. What really impressed me was the variety of stories Tyler compiled in exploring this fetish.


I was drawn in by Radclyffe’s “Skin-Flick Sex” which tells the tale of a delivery girl who is caught sneaking a peek at a gay porn shoot by a production assistant. I’ve never been to a porn shoot, and always assumed one would be about as sexy as my Great Aunt’s underpants, but when you add the danger of getting caught watching and an aggressive butch to the mix, I’m sold! I’ve enjoyed other piece’s by Radclyffe who definitely has a way with words - “She was hard, would always be hard, would give it to me hard, as deep and as long as I needed it.” - need I say any more?


Kate Pearce’s “Sunday Service” is also worth noting, as she tells the tale of a war widow who is kept in check by an aggressive ranch manager with a thing for leather. Pearce makes me want to move to Montana, or at least buy a beer for the next girl I see with a big ole’ belt buckle.


If you’re deep into the scene, or just curious about what your old leather belt might sound like smacking across you lover’s tender flesh, you’re sure to find something in this brief but bountiful compilation.


And, while I’ve only had the chance to read two books in this series, I am certain you will find the rest are just as fantastic because Tyler has an eye for great erotica. The series covers everything from, well, just A-L, right now…but I’m sure you’ll find plenty steamy stories as Tyler works her way towards Z. Oh, and if anyone is interested, I’m thinking Z is for Zaftig!


-The Porn Librarian
Add this excellent book to your collection!

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