Today's song is an ode to my new bedroom set and mattress. As I've gotten older I've created a list of things worth spending money on. The list consists of knives, underpants, sex toys, pots and pans, hookers, and now, an awesome mattress. I thought my old bed was great and missed it whenever I was away. I mean, we had a lot of great times together, but it was time for me to dump the starter wife and upgrade.
New Bed, this is for you:
-The Porn Librarian
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