Thursday, January 11, 2007

Movie Review: Hand of the Law!

I love guys in uniform. I love guys with English accents. Together? I almost don’t even need to see the sex… but it’s a big plus! It starts with one woman taking care of more than a handful of officers in her bedroom… more focus on the men, but they’re cute so I could watch them wank and get wanked all day (well, at least during this movie). The next scene brings in a lady officer (nice twist) performing a (professionally unnecessary but sexually silly) strip search revealing some fashionable briefs. You can guess it just heats up from here. The next female officer isn’t quite as nice, and her strip search leads to a strap-on, gentle yet dominant. A new Mr. Officer is back in the next scene #4, which is the most sensual yet (and my favorite). In the end, a couple hot partners sneak off and do their own dirty private investigation… My only complaint? American police uniforms are way hotter.
-Venus Vegas


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Movie Review: Sybian Rides 4 Cash - Jordan

I had previously heard of the Sybian but was never quite sure what it was, nor why there was all the hype about it. However, after watching “Sybian Rides 4 Ca$h - Jordan,” I am a convert, and desperately hoping to find my very own one of these machines. I loved the idea that this film portrays; imagine getting paid to just keep on coming…and coming…and coming. It’s a vibrator, a dildo and a whole lot of fun rolled into one. I can’t believe that I haven’t gotten to watch any movies like this before. It’s certainly opened my eyes and piqued my interest in the glory that is the Sybian; vibrating machine extraordinaire. If you’re a woman that likes to try new things and gets off by watching others get off, then this is without a doubt the movie for you. And even better, there are several similar movies by the same company, so you get even more bang for your buck…if that’s what you’re looking for.
-Essin’ Em


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Movie Review: Whore of the Rings!

I have to say that honestly, this has been without a doubt one of the most entertaining adult films I have ever had the pleasure of enjoying. “Whore of the Rings” is clearly a parody of the infamous series of books and movies, and for a pornographic spoof, it does a wonderful job! For those familiar with the originals, it is quite amusing to see this take off. Central earth is in danger, and it is up to Gangcock to help Frobo and his companions save it from the evil, yet sexy, Dark Overlord. I love that the ring instead of causing pure madness causes lust and insatiability of the wearer; definitely a great take on the plot. Some parts of this film are more funny than sexy, and you definitely need to realize that a sense of humor will help a lot. But from the interesting sets to the B-flick special effects to the hilariously redone plot, this movie is definitely worth a watch, ESPECIALLY for other nerds like myself who loved the original LOTR and are amused by most things.
-Essin’ Em


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Movie Review: Nina Hartley's Guide to Sex

As relatively innocent in relation to the field of anal, I was looking for a video that would explain and/or demonstrate the basics of anal sex without being too intimidating. I didn’t want a gang bang or a play party or some queen of anal; I just wanted plain, good old-fashioned anal sex. Just as I was about to give up, I found “Nina Hartley’s Guide to Anal Sex.” It was my anal salvation. She’s amazing in how she talks about sex; very accurately, disarmingly and always with a sense of humor about everything. I love that she starts with diagrams of the female body, showing exactly where the finger, and later penis, would be going. They started very slowly, first just playing with the anus, working their way up to a glove, lubricated finger, and finally all the way to the anal intercourse. It really made the movie fun and interesting to watch, and it made anal sex seem a lot less rough and tough, and far more enjoyable. I recommend this movie for EVERYONE, particularly those people interested in trying any sort of anal play, either alone or with their partners. This film keeps it interesting, fun and safe, and certainly isn’t ass-inine.
-Essin’ Em


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Movie Review: Water Bondage #9

Water Bondage. Bathtubs, hoses, dildos, rope ties and more. This movie was completely eye opening to me; woman on woman domination and forced orgasms via water. You can’t even compare it to anything. “Water Bondage #9″ wasn’t a film I thought I’d be particularly interested in, but I just came across…in passing. However, the way the scenes are played really drew me in; I love the way the relationship between the two women is played out. I also really liked that at the end, they had both women talking to the camera about the intricacies of water bondage, as well as to show that both women were ok and had enjoyed what had happened. Although I stumbled across this film by accident, I can’t believe how interesting and arousing it was, and I really enjoyed it. It was so different, so new, and yet so erotic and sensual at the same time. I never will be able to see a garden power-sprayer in the same light. Wonderful choice for the adventurous female looking into trying something different!
-Essin’ Em


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Movie Review: Sappho's Girls #1

Even though I'm straight, I can love me some girl-girl porn! Most of what I've seen is from the mainstream, so it's not even really "real" lesbian. Sappho's Girls blew me away… the girls are so sensual, yet not boring. They look like real, un-pornified girls, but are still super cute and attractive. Plus, it's shot in my ultimate favorite style - the girls do their business as if the camera wasn't there, so it's basically like you're watching 2 people getting it on for themselves. Each scene's couple is different. The first couple is heavy on the kissing and loving, and I love kissing. The second couple gets things going a bit more quickly and is a bit more vocal in their moaning and squealing (the redhead also has amazing tattoos all over her whole body). The last couple is very soft and teasing, and finishes with a strap-on - a nice mix-up for the finale, yet not too harsh. Definitely a great pick for when I'm in one those sensual moods (or just in the mood for some lady love)… So good I didn't even miss the cock (unfortunately I can't say the same thing for real life)!
-Venus Vegas


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Wednesday, January 10, 2007

2007 AVN Award Nominees

Let's Hear It For The Girls!


Saturday night, January 13, is the 2007 AVN Awards (as I mentioned in my last spotlight), and I have the privilege of attending with Homegrown Video. The awards showcase the industry's best, and I'd like to take this opportunity to highlight the females nominated for their directing, writing, and producing - male domination be damned!


Check them out, and keep your eyes peeled for the movies we don't have yet!


Best Director - Film:



Best Director - Foreign Release:



Best Director - Non-Feature:



Best Director - Video:



Director of the Year (Body of Work):



Best Art Direction - Film:



Best Art Direction - Video:



Best Cinematography:



Best Screenplay - Video:



Best Videography:



Best Retail Website - Sales:



Check out these nominated titles, made by women!


Best Vignette Release, Most Outrageous Sex Scene:



Most Outrageous Sex Scene:



Best All-Girl Release, Best Music:



Best All-Girl Sex Scene - Video:



Best Oral-Themed Release:



Best Specialty Release - BDSM:



Best Music:



From Skye Blue's Platinum Blue Productions:



Directed by Devinn Lane:



Not only is Belladonna up for Director of the Year, her movies are up too:



In addition to Best Director and Best Art Direction, Kimberly Kane's Naked and Famous is also up for:


    Best All-Sex Release

    Best Oral Sex Scene

And last, but not least, from the studio that brings us Sydni Ellis, Girlfriends Films has been nominated for the following awards:



Good luck to all of the nominees, and enjoy the final products of their hard (and oh so hot) labor!


XOXOX,

-Venus Vegas