Movie Review: Ginger Lynn - The Movie!

Ginger Lynn - The Movie

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Studio: Smashcom Category: 80’s

Ginger Lynn, the original Vivid Girl, is one of the most well-known pornstars of the 1980’s and a pop-culture icon. “Ginger Lynn The Movie” is the almost true story of her experiences in the adult industry and features another industry legend, John Holmes. Personally, I really find 80’s porn to be more alluring than the frenzied gonzo movies that are cranked out today, and this is one of the best. Ginger Lynn is in her prime, and everyone should see her incredible scene with the gorgeous Christy Canyon. You can also see a few scenes of Ginger’s that are hard to find because they were originally part of movies that an underage Traci Lords performed in. Once Traci’s true age was discovered, you couldn’t find this footage anywhere, but now, Lords is edited out and we can get off to legal pussy!
-The Porn Librarian

Sex Tips: Camping is In-Tents!

So, this isn’t really a question from any of you, rather, it is I, Essin’ Em, imparting a bit of my recently learned knowledge up on you, the rest of the world.

Sex and camping. These are two things that do not necessarily go together. I actually really dislike camping. However, my partner invited me on a camping trip, and since I wanted to spend time with said partner, I went. However, I did have an ulterior motive; my partner promised me hot camping sex if I went on this trip, and we all know that the promise of delectable and adventurous sex is something I can never turn down. So off I went into the land of woods, bears and spiders, in the pursuit of hot camping sex.

 

First of all, may I please recommend you invest in a cheap air mattress. It doesn’t have to be fancy, even inflatable rafts will do. You’ll be very thankful I suggested this. No, really. My bad knees aside, the ground is HARD. Air mattresses are also good for sleeping, as well as a sex-ing, so I give them a thumbs up. 

What else will you need? NON-SCENTED lube. According to our friendly neighborhood park ranger, bears can smell very well, and so you must keep anything scented - food, toothpaste, deodorant, - out of the tent. Being the cautious little Girl Scout that I am, I’d put scented lube in that category as well…ergo, go for the scent-less stuff (and it’s better for your naughty bits as well). Something we discovered about lube is that a surprise drop of freshly cooled lube (you ARE camping - anything liquid cools down really fast when you’re outdoors) on your clit feels absolutely AMAZING. If you don’t like cold stuff on your parts, pour it in your hands and rub it around to warm it up first. 

As far as sleeping bags go, I thought I was pretty ingenious…I bought two cheap single sleeping bags and zipped them together to create a queen sized sleeping bag for the two of us to share. It was ideal both for sex and for cuddling without losing body heat to the cold outdoors. They make special “couples” sleeping bags, too. You can use your own personal bags as well — just think about how cold it’ll be at 11pm when you’re naked in the middle of the wilderness. Something to consider. 

Another thing to think about is whether you’ll be hiking off into the boondocks where any noise you make won’t be noticed, or if you’ll be at a campground (family oriented or otherwise) where you have to guard your sounds more. We were at the latter, but let me tell you, having to be quiet can add a super hot and kinky dynamic to your sex. 

I’m speaking mostly about tent sex because I wasn’t ready to let spiders, ticks, or other creepy crawlies get anywhere near my vagina, and because I like to keep my vulva mosquito bite free. However, if you’re into to outdoor-outdoor sex, make sure you sprits on some bug spray (and perhaps sun block, depending on your timing) before you go at it, to protect yourself and your partner. 

Something to remember — carry out what your carried in. Condoms,latex, sheepskin or otherwise, are not disposable. If you use them, wrap them up, and take them to an approved trash disposal site - you don’t want poor little creatures swallowing them and dying (although apparently some woman had one in her lung for a few weeks, so I guess it’s possible to live through such an event). If you bring vibrators (hey, you never know!) and the batteries run out, don’t forget to dispose of them properly as well. Be as nice (or nicer) to the wilderness as it is to you. 

That’s about it for camping sex. Just take generic precautions, and you could be getting it on in fantastic, fun-filled forests in no time! 

I’m always prepared,

Essin’ Em

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Movie Review: Tristan Taormino’s Ultimate Guide to Anal Sex for Women 2

Tristan Taormino’s Ultimate Guide to Anal Sex for Women 2

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Studio: Buttman Category: Instructional

 

Ok. I wasn’t kidding about watching lots of anal movies, so bear with me. I seriously think I just found the cream of the crop. Tristan Taormino is amazing to begin with, but the way her movie is structured, I feel that anyone, from anal virgin to queen of the back door, can benefit from it. There are hot sex scenes, including a sexy anal solo scene with fetish star Jewell Marceau, and a steamy latex scene between Tristan and Ava Vincent. My favorite was with Kate Frost and Mr. Marcus because it focused on the different stages of trying anal (from just a finger, to a plug, to a dildo, to a penis), and like all the scenes, used tons of lube, and placed emphasis on letting the woman control the penetration. The women also got lots of clitoral and vaginal stimulation, and with everything stimulating them together, they had AMAZING and mind-blowing orgasms. Tristan is sometimes known as the sex positive anal goddess, and it’s clear to see why. I suggest this for anyone (regardless of gender or orientation) who is looking to give anal a go.
-Essin’ Em 

Movie Review: What the Hell!

What the Hell

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Studio: Mountain Shadows Productions Category: Amateur

Here’s another great amateur flick from the folks at Mountain Shadow Productions! The story goes like this: two couples are accidentally booked for the same Rocky Mountain vacation home, but refuse to let their vacations be ruined by a clerical error! These sexy amateur girls quickly fall into bed in every possible combination, building up to the grand finale, a fantastic foursome! The girls are what make this movie, in my opinion. They aren’t professionals and don’t seem to be there to make a quick buck. They’re simply confident, eager women interested in exploring their sexuality. After watching the quick shower scene at the end, I think this is one of those amateur movies that would have gone down the same way if there hadn’t been anyone filming! This one combines real women and real sex, and the results are very hot.
-The Porn Librarian

Movie Review: Our Little Secrets

Our Little Secret

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Studio: L Factor Category: Lesbian

Yesterday I had the chance to watch another movie from new lesbo studio “L Factor,” titled “Our Little Secret.” Between the take on “The L Word” and the obvious reference to a classic Melissa Etheridge song, we seem to have enough sapphic references to declare this movie super gay! Now, if the studio would sponsor a softball team, they’d have all of their lesbian bases covered. Back to the porn! This movie contains four scenes that each start out with a little skit that is neither well-written nor acted, but perfectly appropriate for porn. My favorite scene was the third - partly because I’m a Jewell Marceau fan and partly because she and Sinn Sage have great chemistry. As a whole I would definitely recommend this one because it’s obvious that these were filmed with women in mind. There are no gaping orifices, no spitting, and the overall feel is very erotic.
-The Porn Librarian

Movie Review: Anal Sex Secrets

Anal Sex Secrets

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Studio: Access Instructional Media Category: Instructional

So I’m back on my anal kick again, and I found this old school treasure. The music is a little outdated, and the hair definitely belongs in the 80’s and 90’s, but the sex-positive aspects of the anal sex in the video make it more than worthwhile. First, they talk with the couples about why they enjoy anal sex, and then they show a hot scene of them getting it on. The older and slightly creepy narrator reminds you to use lots of lube, to warm up the woman lots and lots before hand (this is a hetero-centric, penis-in-anus film), so that she is very turned on, and to go slowly, and let the woman control the depth, speed, etc. All of these are very true. They also really emphasize stimulating the clitoris while there is anal penetration, something very important that is often left out of anal sex movies. The women got pre-sex back massages that made me jealous, and then they had outstanding orgasms (sometimes even with the help of sex toys). An oldie but a goodie, I recommend this to straight couples looking to try out anal sex.
-Essin’ Em

Sex Toy Review: Bath Buddy

I really wanted to like this toy. It's cute, a sex toy made for fun in the tub, plus it looks like my favorite fruit (a strawberry!). It's also discreet enough to leave hanging in your shower no one will ever guess that it's actually a vibrator. It comes with batteries, so I didn't have to hunt around delaying my anticipation to get started. I was so excited for my new bath-time adventure, and while I must say it got me going, I must also admit that my hands did most of the work.

The sponge wasn't as super extravagantly soft as I was hoping (although it's far from being cheaply rough), and it kind of buffers the vibrations needed to really climax. I could definitely feel it, but it was really only enough to warm me up. It made me want to reach for the waterproof Inner Desire Love Egg - something that gets right to the punch.

I like my toys more on the intense side, which this is not, but it could be good if you're looking for lighter soothing vibrations (or something so devilishly discreet). It also is nice for just lathering up, not overly massaging, but extra sensations as you wash your body are always nice! Even though I was disappointed with this little berry, I would be interested to see if it's bigger version the Sensual Bath Buddy would be more thrilling... or what about the Magnificent Vibrating Glove!

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Movie Review: Dominatrix Waitrix

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Studio: Fatale Media Category: By Women

Is this movie just a little bit strange? Yes, but it's also worth watching. I did have more than a few "WTF" moments, but the giant orgy in towards the end, full of BDSM, tops, bottoms, lesbians, transguys and so much more, makes up for all the confusion caused in this film. As usual with Fatale Media, major props for their continued use of safer sex in their films…they even use a condom when one of the waitresses is being fucked with her own pepper mill (again, WTF?). The plot line is a little confusing, but the stars, outfits and sex are incredibly hot, so it doesn't really matter how much you understand. From fisting to nipple clamps, and robotic costumers with metallic painted faces to sex with your own doppelganger, this is a film to be watched. Whether you check it out for the sex or just to see what the hell is going on, I hope you enjoy it!


-Essin' Em

Movie Review: Carmena and Ava

Carmen & Ava

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Studio: Adam & Eve Category: Lesbian

Adam & Eve’s exclusive contract star Carmen Luvana has her way with some “porn pretty” girls in this Sapphic feature from Adam & Eve, a company that has a special place in my heart for donating over 25% of their annual profits to international charitable organizations! Carmen and her partner in crime, Ava Rose, feature prominently in this one, but there are lots of gorgeous girls throughout. My favorite scenes were the first and the last. The opening scene takes place in a bathtub, which is a good thing because everybody looks better wet! There’s a lot of really hot dirty talk throughout, and both women are really into each other. The final scene features four school chums whose after-school activities are definitely not school sponsored. I’m not a big fan of sexualizing schoolgirls, but once the uniforms come off, there’s no denying that these grown women are sexy as hell. This is a frantic group scene with lots of hot oral action, and some frenzied strap-on fucking. This movie is a bit more mainstream than I typically prefer, but without a doubt Carmen & Ava is a fantastic fuck flick!
-The Porn Librarian

Sex Tips: Want to Get Wet?

I've always had fantasies about getting it on in a pool or hot tub, or maybe even the ocean, but on the other hand, that also seems a bit dangerous, even risky. What do you think about sex in the water?

-Ready to get wet in Washington, DC

Oooh, sex in the water, something that I'll bet frequents many fantasies, not just your own. There's just something about being wet and relatively weightless that makes my mind think dirty thoughts.

A question I get asked a lot, especially by the younger generation, is whether or not you can get pregnant from sperm hanging out in the water (what a visual!). For example, let's say you're in a pool or hot tub where someone ejaculated earlier. No, you cannot get pregnant. Sperm are relatively fragile - they can only live 2-5 days inside you. Once out of the body and hanging out, they're pretty much done for. Add chlorine and other gnarly chemicals to the mix, and they're as good as gone. So that is one less worry at least.

HOWEVER, when bumping bodies, whether in or out of water, there is always the possibility of exchanging STIs Condoms don't really work in the water because the heat of hot tubs degrade them, and they're highly likely to fall, or more realistically, float off), so before you hop into the water together, make sure both of you are tested and cleared for STIs. And if your partner is male and his penis is in you, there is still a chance of getting pregnant. Don't let sex in the water mean having your water break 9 months down the road, unless, of course, that is what you're aiming for.

As far as logistics, let me introduce you to a good friend of mine - silicone lube. Regardless of who your partner is or what you're doing, if it involves your vagina, you're going to want some lube. Seriously. And water, as wonderful as it is, makes all that lovely natural lube go away. And water, while wet, is not lubricant. Water based lubes will wash away in the water, and oil based lubes are not good for lady bits, so silicone is probably going to be your best bet. Use it with fingers, sex toys, cocks - you name it. My personal favorite brand is Eros, which you can get at any good sex toy store, in real life or online.

Once you've got lube, it's time to get some action happening. If you're lucky enough to have a pool, hot tube, lake, or other body of water to yourself, it's much easier. Just hop in naked, and after some delicious foreplay, which may consist of water fights, horsing around, or sensual back massages, get going. It begins to get more complicated if more people are around. I personally wouldn't advise doing it in a crowded pool, as clear water shows all. A crowded beach might be a little easier, as the deeper and darker water can hide a variety of sins. If you're going to be wearing swimsuits, which I'd advise doing unless you're all alone, think about easy access. Most suits allow breasts to come out the top to allow for easy access, and one-piece suits can be pulled aside for access, while two-piece bottoms can be taken off - just hold on to the bottoms so you don't lose them.
Other things to think about: What is in the water? If the water is really dirty, you may not want to get down and dirtier in it…it might be worth waiting to find a clean water source. Also, be careful with any type of penetration - forcing water into your vagina and against your cervix can cause cervical and uterine cramping if you're not a bit gentler. A big plus about water is you can try some new and interesting positions since both of you will be way lighter than usual!

Want to add some oral sex into the mix? This works best in a pool or hot tub - have one of you sit on the edge, and the other person stays in the water and walks up to the feast laid before them, while the receiver dangles their feet in the water. Use the wall as a support for sex from behind, or for balance when trying a variety of positions. And who said inflatable toys were just for kids? Use them to the best of your advantage.

As long as you're careful about it, and think it through, sex in the water can be a fun filled experience. Enjoy!

Jupming into the deep end,

Essin' Em

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Movie Review: Turned On

Turned On!

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Studio: Bijou Video Category: Gay

For all of you who love gay porn, I’ve got an interesting one for you today! I’m a big fan of Bijou Video and owner Steven Toushin, so I want to share a bit of their history. Toushin, owner of the Bijou Theater, the oldest gay theater and sex club in the U.S, has battled on the behalf of the adult industry for almost 40 years. He’s been arrested 35 times, taken part in five federal trials, and been jailed twice and still continues on. Bijou Video owns the rights to an amazing catalog of classic gay titles, including “Turned On!” This movie features a couple of very beautiful men, Al Parker and Sky Donovan, and it’s a bizarre tale of lust and obsession. After spotting Donovan in a bar, Parker follows him into the bathroom only to find he has disappeared. Fortunately, there is a young, hot blonde who he fucks in a stall, but his mind is still with Donovan. The rest of this classic sends Parker on a dream-like quest for his object of desire. My favorite fantasy element was the gallery of manly-men that includes a cowboy, a construction worker, and the rest of The Village People. The film culminates in an intriguing orgy where every man except Parker is wearing a Sky Donovan mask. The result was dehumanizing, but spellbinding for me. This is one I will be thinking about for a while…
-The Porn Librarian

Movie Review: Get it On!

Get It On!

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Studio: Danni’s Hard Drive Category: Cheerleaders

I’ve probably watched the movie Bring It On twenty times. I’m not bragging, but that might help you understand how excited I was when I found this spoof. Unfortunately for me, the cover and some pom-pom’s was as far as they went in trying to spoof a fantastic movie. The good news is that what follows is 17 minutes of hot girl on girl action that help explains why Danni Ashe is one of the internet’s greatest success stories. In this quickie, after Sarah Blake and Sammie Rhodes figure out that they don’t have cheerleading practice, they decide to practice kissing each other in preparation for Sarah’s big date with the captain of the football squad. I miss the days when my hot friends felt inexperienced enough to practice making out with me. Anyways, things quickly escalate from there as Sammie slips her fingers inside of Sarah. Soon, they move on to a pink rabbit and Sarah is writhing in ecstasy before long. Things continue on from there, but I don’t like to ruin all the good stuff! However, I can say I anticipate Sarah’s date might be a little disappointing after this afternoon practice session.
-The Porn Librarian

Sex Toy Review: The Gigi

Holy guacamole is all I have to say. Yes, this toy is a bit pricey. No, it's not 10" long with beads and whirring animals. Aside from a small "charged" light, it doesn't glow, or light up, or shoot rockets into the air. Well, who cares? It made me make noises I had never made before...and let me tell you, I have made many a sound. This toy carries a punch (and is rechargable rather than battery operated, so you're being earth and wallet friendly too!), has 5 different program settings, and hits your g-spot more accurately than an MLB player can hit a ball (no pun intended). I can't tell you how wonderful this toy is, but you should check out my full review, since I do a better job trying to explain it there. But wow. That pretty much describes it. Yes, there are some small issues with the ergonomically designed handle (ie - if you grip it the wrong way while playing, it switches programs, which is frustrating), but I give it 5 stars anyways. It's just *that* good!

-Essin' Em

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Movie Review: Rushing Roulette

Rushing Roulette

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Studio: Penthouse Audio Category: Audio Stories

With hundreds of new titles to sift through every week here at HotMoviesforHer.com, it’s easy for great content to get lost. This weekend I rediscovered our audio stories and wanted to make sure you hadn’t missed them. If you’re anything like me, you enjoy listening to the spoken word as much as watching a gorgeous couple going at it! This weekend I sat down and listened to a bunch of fantasies from Penthouse Audio, my favorite being Rushing Roulette. Listen in as a Southern sorority sister recounts a drunken bathroom tryst with fellow cheerleader Bethany. No matter what your fantasy, you’re sure to find something you’ll enjoy amongst our collection of erotic audio tales.
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Movie Review: The Lesbian Slave

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Studio: Sappho Love Films Category: Lesbian

To be perfectly honest, I didn't really seem much of a slave dynamic in this movie. However, I did see a couple of hot dykes fucking each other and eating pussy on a set of hot leopard print sheets (and I have a major thing for leopard print). This is a foreign language film, which means you can't understand what they're saying (unless you speak Italian), but this only enhanced my experience, as I could make up things in my head about what I thought they were moaning to each other, creating my own little fantasy. I also really like hot girls riding each others faces, and there is more than enough of that in this movie, which was a huge plus. So let's see…sexy European women, leopard sheets, a make-your-own soundtrack, and incredibly hot sex? Sounds like a double thumbs up from this little lady.

-Essin' Em

Movie Review: Shane's World 2 - Girls on Top

Shane’s World 27 - Girls On Top

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Studio: Shane’s World Studios Category: By Women

Ever felt like a piece of meat, with guys looking you up and down before they picked which one they wanted to fuck? Well, the tables have turned, as these guys (who have volunteered for this and are celebrating their friend’s birthday) are blindfolded and asked to strip by a group of hot and horny women who want to pick each of their favorites for a good time. It looks like they’ve each made a good match, as one girl chooses two for a hot threesome scene and each of the other ladies pairs off with her chosen man. It turns into a giant free for all orgy with lots of pussy eating (which is crucial for any good adult film, in my opinion), blow jobs, and fucking all over. It looks to be a really fun time and makes me wonder why none of my “girls night in” have ever been like this!
-Essin’ Em

Sex Toy Review: G-Spot Flexi

It was time…time to try out the G-Spot Flexi. To be honest, I was not excited about this toy. It creeped me the fuck out. It was pink and bumpy…and when I took it out of its package, it was bendy. Not flexible, but bendy. It makes a horrible noise when you bend it, like some party favor from when your best friend turned 10. I showed it to my partner who looked at it skeptically, and after hearing it bend, placed it back in my nightstand. It looked like I was on my own to review this pink, bumpy and bendy bad boy.

To my oh-so-pleasant surprise, this toy is a lot better than it looks. Firstly, it feels nice. So many g-spot toys are plastic only, like the Bullet Wand - Vibrator Reviews @ VibeReview or out of jelly, like the G-Spot Dolphin - Vibrator Reviews @ VibeReview. I don't like plastic in my vagina, and I'm not a huge fan of jelly (both from the cleaning angle, and the wanting to keep phthalates away from my inner bits), so this silicone g-spot toy was a pleasant surprise. I wasn't so much a fan of the pink, but if you check the Vibe Review website, it is also available in yellow AND teal (which matches my hair)!

I bent the toy the way I thought would be best, lubed up, and went at it. Holy moly! It hit my g-spot PERFECTLY after one little bending adjustment! I left good, I like that it had an on-off button rather than the twisty end (although different speeds would have really added to it). With a little additional clit stimulation, I was headed into the sea of ecstasy in no time at all.

No, it's not my favorite toy (which just so happens to be the Hitachi Magic Wand - Vibrator Reviews @ VibeReview), but it definitely works the way it's supposed to, and for the price? Hell, everyone should get one. A great beginner's g-spot toy…just turn up the music or do the bending before sex, as I found it tends to kill the mood.

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Female Porn Addicts?

So apparently (accoridng to a Christian website...take that into account), now 20% of the female population struggles with additction to pornography. That's a lot of addicition, if that's really what it is...

An article posted on the Coloradoan.com states that according to a poll taken at a Christian website, female “porn addiction” is becoming more prevalent, with one in five women responded that they struggle with porn viewing on a regular basis.

Christianet.com , the site where the poll was taken, calls itself “the worldwide Christian marketplace” and offers various products and services, blogs, quizzes and surveys.

The article also said several other Christian-oriented polls’ results have indicated porn addiction among women is growing. XXXChurch.com’s Rev. J.R. Mahon reportedly said he has noticed a rise in the attendance of women at adult-oriented conventions and fan shows.

Founded in 2002, the nonprofit Internet-based ministry said it often sends representatives to adult-oriented events as well as music festivals, colleges and universities, in an attempt to reach out to people who are interested in their antiporn addiction message.

“From five years ago when we started doing the pornography conventions to now, we see an abundance of women at the shows,” XXXChurch Project Manager Brandon Piety told XBIZ. “In Miami, at Erotica, there were more women than I’ve ever seen. It’s not a statistic — it’s a woman that’s there with her husband and then a group of girls — it’s different but true.”

He also pointed out that at the Erotica Lifestyles Expo held in Christchurch, New Zealand in March, the attendance was reportedly 55 percent female.

Piety, who spoke to XBIZ from Soulfest, a Christian music festival held in New Hampshire, said he had just conducted a seminar for women dealing with issues stemming from pornography that morning.

“More and more, we are doing all-girl sessions. The days of it being just all guys are over. Girls want to talk about it, too,” Piety said. “The statistic we like to work on is that 30 percent of the people that view online pornography are women.”

I wonder how much porn you have to watch for it to qualify as "addiction"...or maybe they just feel that any woman who likes to enjoy adult movies has gone over to the dark side and is addicted to porn. Either way, I'm sure I qualify!

Essin' Em

Read all about it (and feed your own porn news addiction) at XBIZ.com

Movie Review: Straight Guys For Gay Eyes - Travis And Ross

Straight Guys For Gay Eyes - Travis And Ross

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Studio: Straight Guys For Gay Eyes Category: Hetero Couples

I’m a firm believer in the power of the thumbs up. You can flash a thumbs up to a five year old or your grandparents, and they’ll smile. Struggling in a foreign country where you don’t speak the language? Break out the thumbs up and you’ll be ok! It’s universal. It turns out that the thumbs up is also prevalant in pornography and I, for one, am thrilled. Need further proof about the absolute awesomeness of this near perfect hand gesture? You needn’t look any further than Straight Guys For Gay Eyes - Travis And Ross. That’s right– I’m reviewing straight porn because I fell in love with these guys when I saw the cover of this movie. I have to admit, I was also willing to give it a shot because I know that Jake Cruise is doing something unique by focusing on the men in hetero porn. Read the rest of this story »

Movie Review: The Fine Art of Anal Intercourse

The Fine Art of Anal Intercourse

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Studio: L.B.O. Entertainment Group Category: Anal

If you can look past the 80’s hair, the randomly interspersed “mmmms” and constant use of the eyebrows, this film with Erica Boyer is really good for those that are excited to try anal intercourse. Erica is clearly into anal play, and she likes to describe the sensations she feels when being penetrated. This movie focuses on female pleasure during anal intercourse and sex is discussed from the female point of view. I like that she discusses how important it is to be prepared for something enter your anus - that you can’t just go in cold. Her partner, Mark, emphasizes the necessity of lube, as well as the importance of starting with fingers and working your way up to a penis (or dildo, although this is definitely marketed toward hetero couples). This movie is old school, so if cheesy music and handlebar mustaches make you laugh, it might not be the right fit, but if all you want is a quickie intro into anal sex, you should check it out.
-Essin’ Em

Sex Tips: Time to Take it Off!

I am considering doing a strip show for my partner (private, of course!), but I am not sure how to do it. Plus, I'm a little uncomfortable with my body, and I am not sure if they'll find me attractive if they see me naked in full light. Help!

-Disrobing in Des Moines

Stripping off (as they say on the other side of the pond) can be a ton of fun for both you and your partner.

However, this is not the kind of thing you should do because you think it's just the "thing to do," and if you're uncomfortable with this idea (not nervous, but genuinely uncomfortable), don't do it. It is a nice addition to a sexual experience, but it certainly won't make or break it, and if you're not into it, it's just not going to be fun for anyone involved.

The most important thing to think about (in my opinion) is the music. Music sets the mood, it makes you feel more comfortable, and it helps you decide when you're ready to begin. Plus, I just really love music. You can strip to pretty much anything (and I've proved this by stripping to a German drinking song, so don't argue), which means that you should choose music that YOU like, and that makes you feel sexy. Don't think that you have to throw on rap, or slow and sultry anything. If Beethoven does it for you, so be it. Want to get naked to Yanni? Go for it! Does Frank Sinatra inspire you to take off your clothes? Well, he was one of the sexiest men ever, makes sense to me. If you want to be more sensuous, look for a long song with a slower beat, whereas if you're ready to be a hip gyrating wild child, you will want something faster and more upbeat.

Songs I personally like for my strip shows:

*Pour Some Sugar on Me (Def Leppard)


*Seventeen (Ladytron)


*Cum on Feel the Noize (Quiet Riot)


*Lady in Red (Chris De Burgh)


*Sexual Healing (Marvin Gaye)


*Closer (Nine Inch Nails)


*Enjoy the Silence (Depeche Mode)


*Engel (Rammstein)


*New Age Girl (Dead Eye Dick)


*Centerfold (J Geils Band)


*Sexyback (Justin Timberlake)

Once you have the music, you need to plan out your outfit. I mean yes, you are just going to be taking it off, but I'm assuming you want to look cute to start with, right? Again, it's time to be self-aware and choose things that fit your personality. If you picture yourself in a cute little pink see through baby doll, clearly you're more comfortable in that than a leather corset and studded thong. It does not matter what strippers wear in clubs - you're making your own club, so wear what you want. Maybe you love your breasts, and want to emphasize them? Try a demi bra or a bustier. Love your butt and want to make it the focal point? Choose an adorable pair of underwear that you just love. Think your legs are sexy as hell? Grab some thigh highs (or go whole-hog and get a garter belt…I LOVE ladies wearing garter belts) to show case your gams. Don't forget the accessories: jewelry, boas, maybe a hat. Whatever you think makes you look good, that's what you should wear.

Now that you've got the music and the outfit, it's time to think about your moves. I know I'm repeating myself, but do what you like to do, not what the dancer did at the last club you went to. Move to the rhythm of the music, feeling the beats inside of you. If you have something with buttons, undo them slowly…each button revealing another glimpse of Eden. Zippers can be done tantalizingly as well, one centimeter at a time. If you're more wild, start with an item of clothing you don't care about, and rip it off your body. Keep this clothing removal in mind when picking out your outfits. If it took you hours to get that full-length skintight latex dresses, for example, it's probably not going to make the best outfit for a striptease.

Dancing doesn't have to involve the splits or shimming down a pole. It can be just swaying back and forth - you have hips for a reason - a little shimmy of the breasts here and there…or it can be as much as a mostly choreographed routine, complete with booty shaking and "come hither" finger motions. Just do what you enjoy, and dance how you like to dance…and take off your clothes as you go.

Don't take everything off all at once…or even at all. One of the most popular stripper songs is "You Can Leave Your Hat On" and you can choose to leave any article of clothing on your hot body. Leave on your stockings, or a collar, or gloves (oooh! Satin or lace gloves look hot with almost any outfit!), or yes, even your hat. Once you've removed the majority of clothes, you can keep dancing or at least moving to the beat until your partner can't take it anymore and is ready to jump you. Let them jump…and have a fabulous time!

Taking it off,

Essin' Em

Learn a little more about taking it off from Nina Hartley's Guide to Stripping for your Partner:

naughty license plates

I am all about vanity plates...unfortunately, I don't think Essin Em will fit on my plates. However, that seem to be the least of the license plates worries...Britain is having to ban a very dangerous number combo...is it 666? 69?....
No, it's the evil number 57!

The Driver and Vehicle Licensing Agency (DVLA) has swooped to protect Britain from mechanised filth peddlers who it suspects will exploit the new "57" number plates to mount a terrifying campaign of highway ribaldry.

The new plates will allow drivers to spell "ST" or "SY", opening the floodgates to a torrent of eye-watering obscenity.

According to the Sun, bureaucrats at the agency are particularly concerned by BA57 ARD (Bastard) and TE57 CLE (Testicle), and have deleted them from the list of available registrations.

EC57 ASY (Ecstasy), MY57 ASH (My Stash), H057 AGE (hostage) and HE57 ABS (He stabs) have also been blacklisted, and EA57 GAL (Easy Gal) invoked the censor's pen too.

A DVLA spokesman said the action was taken to avoid "general offence or embarrassment". Quite right too, especially as it's not the first time the agency's had a bit of bother over smut.

Creative use of "57" is welcome in our comments section, however.

To me, this seems like a silly MI557AKE (mistake). All I know is I want PEN15 on mine next set o' plates!

Essin' Em

Read more at The Register

Movie Review: Hug A Hoodie

Hug A Hoodie
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Studio: Anna Span’s Diary Category: Gay
This movie is another excellent flick from the British feminist pornographer Anna Span. The most important word in that sentence is British. Everyone in this film has a British accent and that ups the hotness level by about two hundred percent (or is that just me?). I love the second scene with Sahara and Justin Joy, as it was very passionate, involved sex toys, and focused completely on her orgasms. He never even climaxed — it was just all about her and her enjoying herself, which is something you very rarely see in porn. Quite refreshing. I also like how the cast was a multi-cultural one, but the different races weren’t fetishized, they just were. People fucked people, regardless of skin color, and trust me, the fucking was hot. Sometimes people tell me that porn by women must either follow the mainstream guidelines or be super cheesy and romantic, but Anna Span straddles the two and makes hot porn that is ethical and enticing, without turning into a romance novel. A good choice!
-Essin’ Em

Get your politic on!

It's not the election year yet, but already young women are taking a stand for their candidates of choice.

Here are some videos to should you their view points:

Buck Angel Video Interview

Buck Angel!

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There’s no denying that Buck Angel, the 2007 AVN Transsexual Performer of the Year, is one of the most intriguing Porn Stars in the business. Brains, Braun, and a Pussy all wrapped into one tattooed, tight body. I know I’m not alone in thinking that he’s one of the hottest performers around! We had a chance to interview him before the 2007 AVN Awards and you can watch it on HotMoviesforHer.com for free! Also, if you missed it the first time around, you can read I.M Butch’s review of V for Vagina here!

If you’re interested in seeing more Buck, and you should be, what are you waiting for? Check out the latest releases from Buck Angel Entertainment.

You can thank me later.
-The Porn Librarian