Clearly Thanksgiving is rapidly approaching...
15 Ways to Use a Turkey Baster for Sex
Turkey basters: they're not just for artificial insemination or glazing your poultry. With these helpful hints, your turkey won't be the only thing that's moist and juicy.
1. Use it to suck your clit
Remove the rubber bulb, place the opening over your clitoris, and squeeze rhythmically. Use some water-based lube for more suction and sensation. Simulate oral sex or just get your clit pumped up and sensitive.
2. Use it to suck your dick
Guys, try the same thing on the head of your cock. It's like a mouth sucking on just the end. With a soft rubber bulb you probably won't hurt yourself, but be gentle.
3. Use it as a nipple pump
Use the bulb the same way to "pump" your partner's nipples. Let suction hold the bulb in place, then pull it, hit it, or let it hang.
4. Hump the baster tube
Rub the plastic baster tube against your clitoris, over it, and on the sides. Raised markings on the tube will give extra stimulation.
5. Water massage
Use it to squirt streams of water onto your clit. Do it fast and you can get a "pulsing" effect going. It's easiest to do this in the tub.
There are still ten more uses! Check out the rest here.
[insert all impregnating lesbians jokes here]
Happy short work week!
xoxo
-J.D. Bacuhery
http://www.hotmoviesforher.com/
15 Ways to Use a Turkey Baster for Sex
Turkey basters: they're not just for artificial insemination or glazing your poultry. With these helpful hints, your turkey won't be the only thing that's moist and juicy.
1. Use it to suck your clit
Remove the rubber bulb, place the opening over your clitoris, and squeeze rhythmically. Use some water-based lube for more suction and sensation. Simulate oral sex or just get your clit pumped up and sensitive.
2. Use it to suck your dick
Guys, try the same thing on the head of your cock. It's like a mouth sucking on just the end. With a soft rubber bulb you probably won't hurt yourself, but be gentle.
3. Use it as a nipple pump
Use the bulb the same way to "pump" your partner's nipples. Let suction hold the bulb in place, then pull it, hit it, or let it hang.
4. Hump the baster tube
Rub the plastic baster tube against your clitoris, over it, and on the sides. Raised markings on the tube will give extra stimulation.
5. Water massage
Use it to squirt streams of water onto your clit. Do it fast and you can get a "pulsing" effect going. It's easiest to do this in the tub.
There are still ten more uses! Check out the rest here.
[insert all impregnating lesbians jokes here]
Happy short work week!
xoxo
-J.D. Bacuhery
http://www.hotmoviesforher.com/
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