So maybe you’re a sex nerd like me, and want to furnish your living room with beautiful pyrex dildos in shadow boxes (and the sad part is that I’m not kidding). Or maybe you’re looking for a dildo that embodies class and beauty along side the main purpose of a dildo (and if you don’t know that, you’re probably on the wrong site). Either way, this beauty is among the holy grails of dildos. Firstly, it is stunning. Available either in clear or a gorgeous blue, this is a pyrex glass toy (read: UNBREAKABLE) with frosted flames climbing the sides. Next, it’s functionality. Sure, it can be used just like any other dildo. But there’s more! Like it a little cooler on your coochie? Stick it in the fridge before inserting it. More of a hot weather gal? Boil it or run it under hot water for a warmer feeling down there. And lastly, clean up is a breeze - you can even stick it in your dishwasher. It just can’t get better than that. There are many types of these pyrex dildos; different colors, lengths, bumpiness, etc, but they are all beautiful and amazing. So who wants to buy enough to outfit my living room?
-Essin' Em
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