We've Moved!

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Five Hot Stories For Her

We've been reviewing this movie scene by scene for the past five weeks. It's amazing, as is the woman who's behind it, Erika Lust. While we've had nothing but good things to say, our words can't do it justice.

The trailer should help you to understand why we love, love, love this movie:

Teaser 5 Sensual Stories by Erika Lust
Uploaded by lustfilms

Now go check out the movie!

You should also visit Lust Films website where you can read more about Lust and her work!

-The Porn Librarian

Mixtape Rewind

Today's song is an ode to my new bedroom set and mattress. As I've gotten older I've created a list of things worth spending money on. The list consists of knives, underpants, sex toys, pots and pans, hookers, and now, an awesome mattress. I thought my old bed was great and missed it whenever I was away. I mean, we had a lot of great times together, but it was time for me to dump the starter wife and upgrade.

New Bed, this is for you:



-The Porn Librarian

Buffy Bats for the Pink Team.

In the latest issue of "Buffy the Vampire Slayer Season Eight" Buffy finally gets a chance to experience a little bit of the crazy college life she missed out on by dropping out to save the world, again. That's right, Buffy joined the ranks of the heteroflexible as she fell into bed with fellow slayer, Satsu.

Now, I can't bring myself to actually read the comic books no matter how much I love this television series, my brain just isn't wired for comics. I do have to admit that this makes me smile a little.

The brilliant Joss Whedon made it clear that this isn't some big turning point for the character: "We're not going to make her gay, nor are we going to take the next 50 issues explaining that she's not," explained Whedon. "She's young and experimenting, and did I mention open-minded?"

Good for Buffy. Good for Whedon. Probably good for sales too.

You can read more about it and see more of the comic over on AfterEllen.com.

Here's to Hot Chicks with Super Powers,
-The Porn Librarian

Sweden Rocks!

Today, Sweden stands out as a truly democratic place! The people say they want sex toys, and they respond by selling them in their state-run pharmacy chain Apoteket. All hail Sweden!

"We are aware that sex is a very important part of everyone's life. It is important to help people in this area, and there is a certain demand for the products," Apoteket's spokeswoman Elisabet Linge Bergman told The Local.


Check out the complete story.

Meatballs and a sex positive culture. Sweden sounds pretty good right about now!

-The Porn Librarian

Do The Dishes Then Do Your Girl!

A new report released by the Council on Contemporary Families that summarizes a number of recent studies show that American men are getting better about pitching in around the house. What's their reward for this increased contribution? If they're lucky, it's more frequent sex!

It's not surprising that couples who share housework equitably get more action.

If you find yourself doing more than your share, maybe you should leave this article up on your PC as a little incentive for your partner! Or I suppose you could talk about it...

Less cleaning & more screaming O's!
-The Porn Librarian

Audacia Ray Returns!

If it wasn't for people like Audacia Ray, bisexual visablity, especially in the adult industy, would be an endangered species. Returning for a guest spot on HotMoviesForHer.com this week, the sexpert extrodinaire hits on the history of bi porn, the stigmas attached and what she's doing to bring bi back.


I was not a porn consumer or seeker when I was a teenager. Though I was sexually precocious and promiscuous in many ways, porn wasn’t really on my radar. In fact, when a high school friend found me on MySpace recently and discovered that I’d become a porn director, he was pretty surprised. But since I’m a bit of an extremist, when I began to explore porn, I really did it up. And I wanted to find porn that was like me – bisexual.

At my first job in sex, I lucked into a treasure trove of porn with obsessively categorized videos, magazines, and mementos: the Ralph Wittington Collection at the Museum of Sex. I started as a researcher at the Museum and then became an assistant curator the year it opened – and in addition to jump-starting my career as a sex nerd, being exposed (ahem) to the wealth of smut in the Wittington collection plus meeting a delightful array of sex industry legends got me started on my own personal journey.

Among the carefully labeled boxes that contained videos in plastic archival boxes, polaroids of enthusiastic collector Ralph Wittington with a variety of stars, and a smattering of creepy flesh-colored sex toys was a box labeled “bisexual.” The contents were a bunch of Paul Norman films – the “Bi and Beyond” series that kicked off in 1988. The late 1980s through the mid-1990s were apparently the heyday for bisexual porn – if a heyday can be considered somewhat prolific production from one director.

I was a bit puzzled – this bisexual porn seemed to be kind of a crappy afterthought (even in it’s heyday). The main thing that distinguishes bi porn –then and today- from straight porn is the fact that men touch each other in it; porn with girl on girl action is essentially considered straight. And no one bats an eye if a female performer who does scenes with other women says she’s straight; but guys who do scenes with other guys are thought of as gay gay gay, whatever they call themselves...

Check out the rest of Audacia's awesome column on HotMoviesForHer.com.


xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery
www.hotmoviesforher.com

Dinah Shore 2008!

Dinah Shore 2008, the nation's biggest lesbian party, is now officially one month away! Wooohoooo!

We’re sponsoring the event again this year, which means J.D. and I will be heading out to Palm Springs April 2 –6 for five sun-filled days and insane nights with the hottest women on the planet. Club Skirts has outdone themselves this year, planning a star-studded event featuring Jane Lynch, Leisha Haley, and Pat Benatar – just to name a few!

If you’re planning on attending, track us down - we’ll be the hot chicks talking about porn! We’ll also have a booth at the Logo Pool Party, so make sure you stop by and say hello. We met a lot of great women from all over the world (shout out to my girls in Germany!) and will have some great freebies!

Hope to see you there!
-The Porn Librarian

yay for morning sex!

I just stumbled upon a nice ode to morning sex over on Bad Influence Girl. As someone who swears by wake up sex, I felt it was my duty to pass it on.

It's amazing what a morning quickie will do for the rest of your day. I think we should all set our alarms 30 minutes early tomorrow and kick Thursday's ass!


-The Porn Librarian

Right Said, Fred.

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Sex Toy or Baby Toy?

This may be old news to some of you, but I think it's funny!

Over at Homemade Sex Toys, they've put together a quiz to see if the average person can tell the difference between a sex toy and a baby toy! I obviously don't, since I only scored a 6/15 and I spend my day looking at sex toys. I hope you fare better than I did.

Take the quiz.

Happy Women's History Month!!

Finally, someone acknowledges Jenna Jameson as part of women's history. Finally.

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery
www.hotmoviesforher.com

Betty and Veronica They Aren't

We've got some pretty creative people working over here at the HotMovies.com offices. It's all about artists, writers, designers and even the occasional actor among our ranks.

Our own Johnny of HotMovies The Blog fame recently filled us in on his amazingly neat comic creation Black Cherry Bombshells. And what better hear about it than from the horse's mouth. Take it away Johnny (via HotMovies The Blog)

I wrote a comic book...

And it was inspired by alt-porn stars. It’s about tough chicks beating up zombies in a post apocalyptic future.

You can read it at Zuda.com where it’s in competition with 9 other web comics for the shot at a year long publishing contract.

If you get a chance please vote for the Black Cherry Bombshells.

Also, from the youtube page, here is a quick write up:

The Black Cherry Bombshells is the tale of ultra-violent girl gangs fighting for supremacy of a doomed future. There; every man on Earth has been mutated into a flesh eating zombie. The Black Cherry Bombshells - wild, tattooed bandits - are gaining a reputation as the baddest bootleggers in Las Vegas. That doesn't sit well with the local crime boss; the woman they call 'The King.'

ANNNND a trailer!



So go to www.zuda.com and vote, or at least just check it out.

Good show, Johnny, good show.

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery
www.hotmovieforher.com

L is for Leather

Over the course of this past weekend, I read the latest book in Alison Tyler’s erotic alphabet series, L is for Leather and was introduced to a whole new world! I’m not a leather girl, but maybe I should be.

This small book features an eclectic collection of stories that are sure to send you running for the neglected leather gloves in the back of your closet. What really impressed me was the variety of stories Tyler compiled in exploring this fetish.

I was drawn in by Radclyffe’s “Skin-Flick Sex” which tells the tale of a delivery girl who is caught sneaking a peek at a gay porn shoot by a production assistant. I’ve never been to a porn shoot, and always assumed one would be about as sexy as my Great Aunt’s underpants, but when you add the danger of getting caught watching and an aggressive butch to the mix, I’m sold! I’ve enjoyed other piece’s by Radclyffe who definitely has a way with words - “She was hard, would always be hard, would give it to me hard, as deep and as long as I needed it.” - need I say any more?

Kate Pearce’s “Sunday Service” is also worth noting, as she tells the tale of a war widow who is kept in check by an aggressive ranch manager with a thing for leather. Pearce makes me want to move to Montana, or at least buy a beer for the next girl I see with a big ole’ belt buckle.

If you’re deep into the scene, or just curious about what your old leather belt might sound like smacking across you lover’s tender flesh, you’re sure to find something in this brief but bountiful compilation.

And, while I’ve only had the chance to read two books in this series, I am certain you will find the rest are just as fantastic because Tyler has an eye for great erotica. The series covers everything from, well, just A-L, right now…but I’m sure you’ll find plenty steamy stories as Tyler works her way towards Z. Oh, and if anyone is interested, I’m thinking Z is for Zaftig!

-The Porn Librarian
Add this excellent book to your collection!

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Mixtape Rewind: So Emotional

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Sex and Disability Finally Gets Some Facetime

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The Horizonal Mambo

The Foxtrot? No? What about the Tango? Not that either, huh. Hmmm, how about the Reverse Cowgirl with a little Wheelbarrow action on the side? that's more like it!

Taking a page out of the dance move instuctional mats of the past, Britsh company LoveHoney.co.uk is selling new bedsheets imprinted with specific instrux of where to put your hands, feet and bottom for postions out of the Kama Sutra. Plus, they are called Karmasheetras, which totally plays into my nerdy word excitement!! (lovehoney.co.uk via jezebel.com)

Time to fill the dance card!

xoxo

-J.D. Bauchery
www.hotmoviesforher.com

Hump Day Word O' the Week!

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Condoms for Dummies

I'm not really an expert when it comes to condoms, but i feel like it shouldn't be that difficut. No matter, here's the answer for any moron who can't figure out how to put on a condom. Here's hoping this prevents procreation.



Via Dan Savage's SLOG.

-The Porn Librarian

Snuggle Up!

If you're alone and you need a snuggle buddy, Snugglepuss is your answer. This cute little pink friend is just the partner you need to make your erotic fantasies come to life. You're deep into your fantasy and your fingers are not reaching the spot of desire, the G-Spot. There she is, pretty pink Snugglepuss. You rub her up and down your swollen lips and her nubs are achieving their mission by arousing you even further. Your moistness helps allow her to penetrate you deeply and reach far enough up to tickle your G-Spot.

One good shove and she is snuggled up against you, her U shaped form allowing close contact. While her nubs are tantalizing your insides, her other butterfly shaped end is cupping your clit with subtle vibrating power. She will sit endlessly in place while you wriggle, twist, squirm, or just lay and fantasize. The bucking motion of your hips will not release her hold on you. Her vibrations are not strong, they are passionate. There are no on and off switches to fumble with, when you apply pressure by opening her U shaped design she turns on for you. She is not finished with her work until you are. She is there to please you. Her uniqueness allows for a slow build up for your G-Spot climax. Settle in, let her work, and allow her hit your every nerve.

The feeling of your upcoming orgasm starts by your breath escaping you, your toes are pointing and your leg muscles are stiffening. The feeling is strong, you can't stop yourself, you start to climax so hard that your vaginal muscles contract enough to push your Snugglepuss right out. She is no longer purring, she has turned off automatically due to her U-shaped design no longer being pushed apart.

What could be better to just roll over and go into a nice fantasy sleep and know that she has taken care of herself by turning off. She doesn't need to be told that she was good or satisfying - she already knows.

Be careful when you are traveling with your Snugglepuss because if she is tucked in your carryon bag and accidentally gets pushed apart with pressure, a low humming buzzzzz will be coming from your shoulder. And if she is tucked into your packed luggage, her battery may be worn out before you get to your destination. And trust me, she doesn't like to be peeled apart and have her batteries exposed…

Snuggle up to an amazingly good time with the Snugglepuss

20 Questions With Buck Angel!

I know I've praised F2M pioneer Buck Angel before, but after our latest interview with 2007's Transsexual Performer of the Year, I just have to reiterate my love for the sexy inked guy! If you're already a fan, you're in for a treat as Buck answers our 20 questions with humor and insight. And for those of you who don't know him, prepare to love him!

Here's an excerpt:

What’s the funniest thing that’s happened while filming?

I was shooting a scene with Titan Men (one of the top gay porn companies), and there was a part when the guy in the scene with me was eating my pussy. He was sucking away then he looked up at me and said, “WOW! Buck, they did a great job on your pussy. I would have never known!” He actually thought that I had been born male, had surgically removed my cock, and had a pussy put on instead. I couldn’t believe it. Everyone on the set started to laugh.

What’s the most embarrassing thing you’ve ever done?

Well, I do plenty of things that seem embarrassing for other people, which is pretty interesting to watch. For example, I feel totally comfortable when I go to the nude beach or to the gym, where I shower and change in the men’s locker room. But it is so interesting to watch how embarrassed other people get, as they try so hard to NOT look at my genitals. They assume that I’m a man with a small penis. In this day and age it is hard to imagine that our own human bodies remain so taboo to so many people!

You can check out the rest of the interview over on HotMoviesForHer and be sure to take a look at Buck's Website!


-The Porn Librarian

CineKink

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What makes you Tick?

Watch Designer Michael Young thinks he knows! I found this beauty over at DVICE and have a feeling that if this baby performs half as good as it looks, it's a keeper.

Sleek and elegant, the Sabar Vibe is now on my list of toys to check out right behind the rechargeable SaSi, a vibe that learns what you like and remembers! If anyone has had any first hand experience, let me know if my longing for these new toys is justified.

-The Porn Librarian

I Heart Tina Fey

For real. Tina Fey rocks my world. I know that I'm just one among legions of devoted followers of the bespectacled goddess, but her SNL rant in support of Hillary this past weekend was fantastic and I had to spread the word.



I was previously under the impression that thirty was the new black, but I defer to a woman who is far more intelligent than I, and now concur that bitch is, in fact, the new black.

-The Porn Librarian

Like Netflix, But With Extra Gonorrhea

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Dead and Over With

Break-ups suck. There really are no two ways about that. Even if you both knew it was wrong and you're both relieved to kick each other to the curb, deep down there is usually even the smallest twinge of sadness. And no, I don't want to hear about all your awesome break-ups and how you guys are still best friends and whatever. Not the point.

What is the point is that break-ups are crappy. And we all know that it's the crappiest of situations that spawn the best ideas. See below.

Killing off your ex never felt so good.

Breaking up is hard to do, and radio reporter Kathleen Horan knows it first-hand. So she created relationshipobit.com, a Web site where the recently broken-hearted can write an obituary for the love they just lost.

"Most people go through break-ups at some point in their life, and it's hard because you have to let go of the number one person in your life," she said. "Writing an obituary for that dead relationship is like putting the final nail in the coffin."

The relationship obituaries are written just like a regular obituary, and include a cause of death, the survivors of the failed coupling, and any famous last words, like the classic excuse: "It's not you, it's me."

Check out the rest of the article here.

Good old closure. If anything, it's a much better idea than offing your ex...

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery

http://www.hotmoviesforher.com/

February Bleakness Brings The Fiery Red Hotness of April

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Mixtape Rewind

It's been snowing since I woke up this morning, and while I'm not looking forward to shoveling, the uniform whiteness outside my window is incredibly soothing. I thought I'd pick a song that reflects that, and one of my favorite lay back and stare at the ceiling albums is Carla Bruni's Quelqu'un m'a dit.

Of course, I had no idea who Mrs. Sarkozy was when I plucked this cd out of a pile of promo discs years ago. That's right, the woman singing this beautiful song is a former supermodel best known for dating rock gods Eric Clapton and Mick Jagger and is now the first lady of France. It's caused a bit of an uproar, but I'm all about hot chicks who have the balls to stand up and say they don't really believe in monogamy.



Chutes douces d'une neige,
-The Porn Librarian

Boink

There’s been a lot in the news lately about these Ivy League students who are running sex mags, but not getting any action. Well, I just finished up with Boink, the first book from the editors of the Boston University magazine devoted to college sex, and I have to stand up and say somebody is getting laid properly on campuses across the country.

First, let me say that this is a gorgeous book. I read a lot of smut and it does not look like this. Throughout, there are gorgeous pictorials that feature people who could have sat in the same lecture hall as you. I mean, they’re good looking people, but it’s weird, because they look real! Besides the erotic pictures, you’ll find that each story is illustrated with cartoons, adding to the visual appeal of Boink.

Next up are the literary pieces, which vary greatly in content, but are consistently good throughout. You’ll find pieces that cover almost the entire spectrum of possible sexualities and stories that touch on everything between lust and love. Some are funny, some are sad, all are quality.

I’m drawn between a few, but my favorite is titled “The Wager” by Eva. It’s the story of a g/g/b threesome where the women wield an incredible amount of power and, because of this, everyone has a great time. In the end, our hero is begging to cum and the women are quite pleased with themselves. It makes me wish I knew more about the author than that her name is Eva and she attended a Large Private University, so I could read more.

Not every piece could even be considered erotica. There’s an interesting piece about bisexuality and a hilarious “anthropological essay” discussing the mating habits of Choches and Sorostitutes. I wasn’t familiar with the term Choch, but could easily relate to the description of an Axe wearing, collar popping tool when I read it and couldn’t help but laugh out loud.

While this book is obviously being marketed towards the college crowd, I enjoyed even eight years after graduating. I’ll probably never share a twin bed with a stranger again, but I can still relate to the tales shared by students across the country.

Sound good? It is and we've got an extra copy we're raffling off! Just send me an email and I'll include your name in our drawing next Friday! I know it's tempting, but one entry per person please!

-The Porn Librarian
Add this excellent book to your collection!

Trouble was her middle name....

Before Juno there was For Keeps?, but before Molly Ringwald was even a zygote there was possibly the best 60's scare film ever, Teenage Mother. The lovely ladies over at Jezebel linked to it today and I just about squealed in my seat when I watched. Ahhmazing! Don't believe me, see for yourselves. But be careful, because Teenage Mother means 9 months of trouble!!




My favorite part by far is when she's seductively eating a chicken leg. Brilliant!

Thanks Jezzies!

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery
http://www.hotmoviesforher.com/

Getting Off Green

Well, I'm obviously stalking Babeland today or something, because here's my second post about them.

Over on fleshbot, Lux Nightmare has posted a review of the Eco-Sexy Kit. An environmentally friendly box full of fun for all of you who (like me) insist on bringing politics into the bedroom.

I'm always on the lookout for all-natural products and hope you are too!

Check out the review.

-The Porn Librarian

Ron Jeremy Dropping Knowlege On Your Ass

Over at HotMovies The Blog Ron Jeremy's latest review is on Soulja Boy's infectious piece of crap "Crank That." I have to agree with his assessment of this pop culture phenom, brilliant and hilarious.

And just when you think this is just an old white dude mocking something he doesn't get, he hits you with a truth bomb. That's right, did you ever stop to think about the lyrics? I know the Philadelphia school my friend works for didn't when they taught all of their teachers this dance as a way to relate to the kids..."Supersoak that Ho" probably doesn't need any explanation, but Jeremy breaks down the phrase "Superman that Ho" for those of you who don't think this is a dirty and degrading chorus.

With so much inspiring music coming out of the hip-hop community, it's a shame that this is what's popular.

Check out flypaper by K-os. This is a weird fan video, but it's the only one I can find for a great song.




Word to Yo Mutha,
-The Porn Librarian

Jamye Waxman Interviews Abiola Abrams

I just finished reading Jamye Waxman's interview with Afrodite Superstar director Abiola Abrams and had to bring it to your attention. In it Abrams, who used the pseudonym Venus Hottentot until now, discusses why she's coming out as the director and how working on this project left her with a sense of empowerment.

Here's an excerpt, but you should read the whole thing over at Babeland.


Babeland: What is your impression of the finished film?

Abiola Abrams: People tell me that this is such a fun and moving film to watch. In addition, certain things were important to me in this film—condom usage, dark skinned black women with natural textured hair and natural bodies. Dark skin, stretch marks, small breasts and afro textured hair are viewed largely as beauty liabilities. I wanted to create those things as a part of the visual landscape of this story. I promise you, you will probably encounter no other film with sexual content that quotes Gloria Steinem and Bell Hooks.

Afrodite Superstar is feminist porn at it's best, in my humble opinion. Be sure to check out Essin' Em's review.

-The Porn Librarian

Putting the Ass in Procrastinate.

Apparently the writers of the new Ivy League sex mags aren't getting laid. News break!

As the writer of a blog called Sex and the Ivy, Harvard student Lena Chen promotes herself as something of an authority on sex. The 20-year-old sociology major is a minor celebrity around campus for her musings on hook-ups, booty calls and friends with benefits. So Chen, as self-appointed poster girl for what could be called a group of brainy girls gone wild, was an obvious choice to document a week's worth of conquests for a national magazine's online sex diary. Except for the tallies at the end of the week: Total acts of intercourse? Zero.

Chen says she's since broken her dry spell, but the episode illustrates a paradox of modern college life: students are publicly documenting their sex lives more than ever, making it easy to get the impression that elite campuses are an equivalent of the sex club in "Eyes Wide Shut," with a perfect SAT score as the password. But when it comes to actual sexual activity, statistics show that coeds are more likely to be virgins when they enter college, and may be having slightly less sex than in previous years.

Check out the rest of the article here. (via newsweek.com)

What do you expect? When do these people have time to get laid? Between studying to maintain their Ivy League grades and running their highly popular sex mags and blog, who the hell has enough energy to muster up a good fuck? I mean really. And lets not forget about the pressure. Once everyone expect you to be getting laid all the time, you are bound to a) intimidate potential partners so it's harder to find a fuck; b) have engaged Murphy's Law that everything ironic will happen and now that you are sancitioned by all to have raunchy sex with whoever, you are stuck in dry spell-ville, or c) have talked about sex so fucking much that you want nothing to do with it, least of all try to live up to some crappy expectation other people put on you. I'm just sayin'.

Same damn thing happens when you are a sex writer and human sexuality student. Everyone expects you to be screwing 24/7 or recounting the hot new postion to fuck in. But really all you want to do it talk about Project Runway or go knit a scarf. Anything but talk about sex at all. But that's just me talking.

Here's to getting laid instead of writing a paper.

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery
www.hotmoviesforher.com

This Little Light Of Mine, I'm Gonna Let It Shine

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Hump Day Word O' the Week!

It's already Wednesday again and that means it's time to expand our horizons and learn a new dirty word!

Today's pick is a word I was myself unfamiliar with:

Snow Ballin' - When a man ejaculates into another person's mouth and then that person makes out with someone else, passing the cum back and forth.

So I guess, Snow Ballin' is the same as Cum Swapping. Except the phrase "cum swapping" doesn't taint any fond memories from my childhood.

If you're interested, here's an abridged list of childhood memories ruined by porn:

The Smurfs
Charlie's Angels
Puppets
Snow Ball Fights
Mother Goose
Santa
Clowns
The Brady Bunch

If I've missed anything, let me know!

Now go on, share your new found knowledge with the world

-The Porn Librarian

Jodie Foster + The Porn Librarian = BFF

Originally I thought that Ms. Foster and I just had Yale in common; she graduated magna cum laude and I cut through campus to get to my favorite bar. However, it turns out we have a much stronger connection than I could have imagined. That's right, both Jodie Foster and myself were made gay by Danny Bonaduce. I mean, I knew I couldn't be the only one that was completely turned off of men by the guy, but I never knew that his powers extended so far up the lesbian social ladder. I imagine after this breaking news, thousands of lesbians will come out and admit that they had never even considered picking up a softball bat before being exposed to the former child actor.

Read the ridiculous quote from Bonaduce over on Queerty.

-The Porn Librarian

The Gift That Keeps On Keepin' On

I'm not sure what's worse when it comes to catching an STD (or STI -Sexually Transmitted Infection, as the kids are callin' them these days) - dealing with the actual infection or dealing with the aftermath of having to notify all your hook-ups, fuck buddies, exes and partners that you've passed a little treat along their way.

Thanks to modern technology, you can now totally anyonymous your way out of an uncomfortable sitch. InSPOT.org, a website that sends your partners a "go get tested" heads up email either totally anyonymously or from your email address, is available in a bunch of cities, states and internationally, along with a list of local resources on where to get themselves tested.

Such a great idea and utilization of web 2.0! Takes away the embarassment and shame factors and they will come. Well, hopefully not with someone else until they get treatment.

Anyway, check inSPOT out here. (inspot.org via jezebel)

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery
www.hotmoviesforher.com

Secret Sex Toys!

Alright, so odds are that most of these innocent looking sex toys aren't going to fool anyone, but they are cute. I've never seen the Hydra-Vibe and think it's genius and who wouldn't want to get more friendly with their Rubber Duckie! I've only checked out The Screaming Octopus and can recommend it as a good bath buddy.

Check out the "20 toys for girls that don't look like, er, toys for girls" from DVICE.

P.S. Can someone hook me up The Cone? It's definitely got me curious!

-The Porn Librarian

Mix Tape Rewind

Friday I'm in love. Oh, wait a sec... nope, not in love. No matter how hard the chubby dude in a diaper (I'm talking about Cupid for all you dirty minded folks) tried yesterday, I am still happily unattached and doing the winter hibernation thing.

But, I was outside today without my additional five layers, so I'm deciding that now starts the countdown until spring - my favorite season!!

That said, spring is almost here and you know what that means - cute girls come out of the woodwork! They will be everywhere soon, hanging out in parks and back weaving through the city on their bikes. So, as a nod to the upcoming return of the best season ever, I give you this awesomely catchy tune focusing on the kinda girls I'm looking forward to seeing come around.

The band, Team Gina, is an rad queer girl duo rocking the hot butch/femme dynamics from the great northwest. Check out their myspace here.



Taking the lightweight hoodies out of storage!

xoxo
-J.D. "I like butch girls and I cannot lie" Bauchery
www.hotmoviesforher.com

I'm not anti Valentine's Day, I'm just a jerk

Yep, it's Valentine's Day. Whoopty-freakin-do. Although I am an unattached singleton, I wouldn't necessarily say that is why I think Valentine's Day is kind of a crock. Even when I was happily paired up and starry-eyed, I still though the idea of a specific holiday to be lovey dovey and thoughtful totally defeated the purpose of love in the first place. Not that I know what love is, but I know it sure doesn't come in an oversized box of chocolates from CVS or a Hallmark commercial.

Anyway, Snippy Suzie aside, I'm here to say that bein' in love is good stuff and even though I'm not participating in any Valentine's Day celebration, here is a round up of recent stuff that will hopefully get you in the mood for this calendar day carved out for lovin'. Hmm, mabye writing stuff like that is the reason I'm alone...

- Apparently no one on The Today Show this morning expected Jane Fonda to bust out with the dirty words and forgot to keep on the ball with the censors. I mean come on, she is known for the whole Vietnam War outrage. You think they'd be under contract by the bigwigs to at least monitor anyone who was ever considered even the slightest bit risque. Least she was talkin' bout vag. You know someone lost their job over that one. And of course I loved Meredith Vieira's little damage control spiel. Insert eye roll here. Thanks Queerty for watching The Today Show so we don't have to. (via queerty.com)

- In a first ever photographed moment, gorillas in the wild rock the missionary position. "Leah was lying on the ground and George was looking into Leah's eyes," researchers wrote in the report. Yeah, can we not do that? Seriously, we don't need to bring some soap opera dramatic woo haa into gorillas fucking in the mist. So they aren't humping from behind - doesn't mean we hear waves crashing in the background. Thumbs down for turning hot monkey sex into a Harlequin romance novel. (nationalgeographic via jezebel


- Hmm. I'm not sure if I think these are kinda gross or kinda fun... a good addtion to the V-Day round up either way. (via random-good-stuff.com)

- No wonder I don't bother with the gym, we don't have anything good like this. Looks like hella more fun that the stupid stairmaster. (youtube via tinynibbles)

- And lastly, my favorite Valentine's Day moment ever. Thanks again Jez! (via jezebel)


Alright, Happy Valentine's Day. Go eat chocolate, or whatever those crazy kids are doing today.

xoxo

-J.D. Bauchery

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Happy Valentine's Day Texas!

It looks like my friends in Texas, no matter what your relationship status may be, have a reason to celebrate this Valentine's Day as Texas has FINALLY overturned a statute outlawing sex toy sales!

That's right, now you can be gay AND buy a vibrator in Texas without breaking the law. Hopefully Mississippi and Alabama will follow suit.

I suggest celebrating by purchasing your very own George W Butt Plug!

You can read more about it here.

P.S. I'm still not going to Texas.

-The Porn Librarian

Susie Bright on Erotica and More!

I just stumbled upon an interesting article with feminist icon Susie Bright I thought I'd share.

At what age did you get bored?
As a teenager—the height of my babysitting years—when I was starting to have my own sexual experiences and got more sophisticated about reading. With really fantastic erotic fiction, you’re aroused on so many levels—the sensual, cerebral, aesthetic. I can’t predict what every person out there would get off on. All you can do is [find] great stories that will stick in people’s minds in some way.

What’s a story from 2008’s BAE that stuck in your mind?
“Blue Light” by Stephen Saylor. He’s a famous novelist, but he writes as Aaron Travis in his gay-man porn persona. I hadn’t had the experience of something supernatural scaring the bejesus out of me that was also profoundly erotic. [The story involves a man who gets screwed with his own detached penis]. I remember another oldie I wanted to include was Patrice Suncircle’s “Tennessee,” which [is set] in the rural South and involves a young girl and her fascination with a [another] girl who was a woman or a man, she couldn’t tell. [Suncircle] wrote that [in 1994] before the word transgender ever existed.

Check out the complete interview here!


-The Porn Librarian

Earthly Delights Gift Tin

Valentine’s Day is tomorrow and I’ve got a six pack of beer and a box full of romance in store for my girlfriend. Alright, we don’t really do Valentine’s Day, but we have been enjoying spoils of the Earthly Delights Gift Tin lately.

I’m guessing that everyone who’s in a long-term relationship has at one time or another realized that things have become routine. After work, dinner, and taking care of the million things around the house that need to be done, it’s easy to forget that there was a time when foot rubs were routine and you ate more pussy at the kitchen table than dinner.

This assortment of goodies is perfect for anyone who’s looking to spice things up in the bedroom. With five different “erotic aides” included, you’re in for a variety of intimate experiences that’ll keep you warm this cold winter.

Our first experience was actually pretty innocent, as I welcomed home my hard working girl with a glass of wine and a foot massage with the Sweet Almond Massage Oil. Six months ago, before becoming homeowners, this was a frequent occurrence and it took a little reminder of how things used to be to get back in the habit.

Many a girl can confirm that I am the world’s biggest tease, so it makes sense that I enjoyed the Honeysuckle Honey Dust and feather applicator best of all. I loved licking up the sweet goodness after applying delicate strokes of powder with the feather. I recommend trying this out with a blindfold, to heighten the senses and drive your partner insane!

You’ll also enjoy the French Vanilla Crème Body Soufflé, an edible massage crème and their Original Oil Of Love, which warms up with friction and is surprisingly not messy!

The only product I personally didn’t enjoy was the Stimulating Gel, which provides a pleasing tingle, but contains both sucrose and alcohol, neither of which need to go near my special places.

Overall, I’d recommend this kit to anyone who’s looking to increase intimacy. The hands-on element combined with the different sensual aromas should provide you with many good experiences.

When Art & Porn Collide

Folks in LA can spend their valentine's day celebrating at Lust 4 LACE, an exhibition celebrating "all manner of delightful debauchery by creating a night featuring explicit, naked, juicy, tasty, slippery, slimy, crunchy, gooey, sexy, voyeuristic, fetishistic live action animated narrative squishy hand-made video, live art and musical performance."

This years event features the work of my favorite guy with a pie, Buck Angel, alt-porn god Eon McKai, and a number of other perverts.

Sounds better than dinner at Red Lobster and a box of cherry cordials...

-The Porn Librarian

Sick And Tired... And Blogging About Vaginal Orgasms

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Vegan Strip Clubs!

So, it looks like all of you vegans out there can finally enjoy a sticky evening in a strip club like the rest of us!

P.S. Does anyone know a good gluten-free strip club? I have a friend who'd love to hear about it.

Check out the hilarious video over at fleshbot.

Attention Word Nerds!

Both J.D. and I are proud word nerds. Good grammar is hot and Scrabble is Foreplay.

If you feel the same way (or if you're just looking to score some free smut!) check out the latest contest at Cleis Press:

Cleis Press is running a spelling contest based on the covers for the twelve existing volumes in the "Erotic Alphabet" series of anthologies edited by Alison Tyler. (Among the safer-for-work titles: A Is For Amour and J Is For Jealousy.) To enter, you have to line up the covers to spell a word, take a picture, and send that in, for which you'll win volumes A-L. (Really? Just A-L? Not guaranteed delivery of everything up to, presumably, Z Is For Zipper?) As you can see from my failed attempt, the options available to contestants using only the first twelve letters of the alphabet can be somewhat constraining. But then one imagines that many of the contestants will enjoy the constraints.

Here's more info about entering.

Your fellow word nerd,
-The Porn Librarian

Dry Humping: Teenage Tradition or New Hottest Pastime?

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