Apparently the writers of the new Ivy League sex mags aren't getting laid. News break!
As the writer of a blog called Sex and the Ivy, Harvard student Lena Chen promotes herself as something of an authority on sex. The 20-year-old sociology major is a minor celebrity around campus for her musings on hook-ups, booty calls and friends with benefits. So Chen, as self-appointed poster girl for what could be called a group of brainy girls gone wild, was an obvious choice to document a week's worth of conquests for a national magazine's online sex diary. Except for the tallies at the end of the week: Total acts of intercourse? Zero.
Chen says she's since broken her dry spell, but the episode illustrates a paradox of modern college life: students are publicly documenting their sex lives more than ever, making it easy to get the impression that elite campuses are an equivalent of the sex club in "Eyes Wide Shut," with a perfect SAT score as the password. But when it comes to actual sexual activity, statistics show that coeds are more likely to be virgins when they enter college, and may be having slightly less sex than in previous years.
Check out the rest of the article here. (via newsweek.com)
What do you expect? When do these people have time to get laid? Between studying to maintain their Ivy League grades and running their highly popular sex mags and blog, who the hell has enough energy to muster up a good fuck? I mean really. And lets not forget about the pressure. Once everyone expect you to be getting laid all the time, you are bound to a) intimidate potential partners so it's harder to find a fuck; b) have engaged Murphy's Law that everything ironic will happen and now that you are sancitioned by all to have raunchy sex with whoever, you are stuck in dry spell-ville, or c) have talked about sex so fucking much that you want nothing to do with it, least of all try to live up to some crappy expectation other people put on you. I'm just sayin'.
Same damn thing happens when you are a sex writer and human sexuality student. Everyone expects you to be screwing 24/7 or recounting the hot new postion to fuck in. But really all you want to do it talk about Project Runway or go knit a scarf. Anything but talk about sex at all. But that's just me talking.
Here's to getting laid instead of writing a paper.
xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery
www.hotmoviesforher.com
Chen says she's since broken her dry spell, but the episode illustrates a paradox of modern college life: students are publicly documenting their sex lives more than ever, making it easy to get the impression that elite campuses are an equivalent of the sex club in "Eyes Wide Shut," with a perfect SAT score as the password. But when it comes to actual sexual activity, statistics show that coeds are more likely to be virgins when they enter college, and may be having slightly less sex than in previous years.
Check out the rest of the article here. (via newsweek.com)
What do you expect? When do these people have time to get laid? Between studying to maintain their Ivy League grades and running their highly popular sex mags and blog, who the hell has enough energy to muster up a good fuck? I mean really. And lets not forget about the pressure. Once everyone expect you to be getting laid all the time, you are bound to a) intimidate potential partners so it's harder to find a fuck; b) have engaged Murphy's Law that everything ironic will happen and now that you are sancitioned by all to have raunchy sex with whoever, you are stuck in dry spell-ville, or c) have talked about sex so fucking much that you want nothing to do with it, least of all try to live up to some crappy expectation other people put on you. I'm just sayin'.
Same damn thing happens when you are a sex writer and human sexuality student. Everyone expects you to be screwing 24/7 or recounting the hot new postion to fuck in. But really all you want to do it talk about Project Runway or go knit a scarf. Anything but talk about sex at all. But that's just me talking.
Here's to getting laid instead of writing a paper.
xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery
www.hotmoviesforher.com
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