Pervy Girls

Christine Kessler’s first book, Pervy Girls, is an incredible journey into the world of Erotic Fashion photography through the eyes of one of the genre’s most talented artists.

Dressed in the best the community has to offer, the women captured by Kessler’s expert eye express a gamut of emotions. Seen through the lens of another women, the models are strong, beautiful, and always sexy; and the images will inspire you to explore your own desires further.

Kessler has immortalized some of the hottest fetish models including Darenzia, Masuimi Max, and Ninn Worx director The Tall Goddess (Lorraine Sisco), along with the dark beauties of godsgirls.com. Whether they’re decked out in latex from head to toe, or simply wearing a pair of panties, these feisty fetish models will hold your gaze throughout.

I loved this book from Goliath, as will anyone who appreciates gorgeous women testing the boundaries of sexuality.

- The Porn Librarian

Fuck the usual resolutions...

2008. Ready or not, the new year is no longer rapidly approaching - it's here. I don't know about you guys, but 2007 was a real doozie for me and I'm looking forward to rebooting in the upcoming year. I'm not usually one to make resolutions (I tend to forget what they are about 5 minutes later), but this time around I am taking a stand and writing up a list of things I'd like to change in '08.

In fact, I'm recommending that everyone take pen to paper this year and follow my lead. Ok, seriously, I'm just looking for some support with this.Anyway, I say we forgo all those lose weight, quit smoking, work out more goals this time, because though that general health stuff is important in its own right, I'd much rather resolve to have a hotter sex life in '08. Gotta have priorities, people.

Check out http://www.hotmoviesforher.com/ for some suggestions to make 2008 happy, healthy and hot! Yep, it's my Sex Tips guide to writing resolutions this year.

I mean really, can resolving to get off more ever be a bad thing?

Happy New Year!

xoxo
-J.D.
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Always Room for Dinosaur Comics

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2008 or Bust!

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Don't Forget!!! Global Orgasm for Peace!

Don't forget for get to do you part for peace!

Make love, not war – literally.

That's the message of the second annual Synchronized Global Orgasm for Peace, scheduled for the moment of the solstice, Saturday, Dec. 22, 1:08 a.m. in Toronto. Come on time.

"If everyone had an orgasm at the same time concentrating on one subject – peace on Earth – could it influence the energy fields of the earth in a positive way?" wonders Paul Reffell, co-founder of Global Orgasm (globalorgasm.org).

This is not a Saturday Night Live skit. He's serious.

Well, sort of serious. He and his partner, Donna Sheehan, founded the anti-war group Baring Witness (baringwitness.org), that posed naked women spelling out peace messages in parks and beaches on every continent. (They wore clothes in Antarctica.)

This world consciousness stuff has floated by before. New agey types have tried to get the energy of 6 billion minds focused on ending war or hunger. But nothing happened.Now some folks will try to measure these supposed good vibes of synchronized sex, hoping this time the earth moves.

Read the whole article here.

Find out more info at GlobalOrgasm.org.

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery
http://www.hotmoviesforher.com/

Joanna Angel's "I Am Legend" Cameo

The boys over at HotMovies The Blog have scooped us again!

HotMovies4Her's favorite pint-sized porn star got more mainstream exposure in Will Smith's "I Am Legend" when Joanna's Angels 2 and Joanna Angel's Guide 2 Humping were on display as Smith's Robert Neville, the last man on earth, visits the local Tower Records.

Angel was pleased, stating that "It's nice to know that when the world ends and everyone turns into vampire things… that my movies will still be sold."

Not even an apocalypse can slow down the adult industry.

I can not believe I am blogging about this from home at 1 a.m.

Alright, so I haven't blogged about this too much, cause I know how quickly things can spiral into gossip hell, but I am a total pop culture junkie.  I've resisted so much adversity (even Jamie Lynn Spears being prego!), but I just have to comment on this. 

 

I haven't really had a chance to watch a lot of tv lately (other than Project Runway, of course), but I sat down tonight to write out some holiday cards and I flipped on A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila, which I hadn't watched any of, though my friends have talked about it.  And lo and behold, it was a rerun of the finale.  Bobby vs. Danny.  And she chooses Bobby!!!  Is she serious!  I mean really, even a totally homophobic mongoloid can see that Dani is the right pick!  Not only is she totally hot and seems so nice, she is head over heels in love with Tila (who is a total trip, by the way).  This Bobby character has got nothing on our girl Dani.  True, I watched one hour out of a whole season, but really, I can safely say there is no competition there.  Nope. None. Zilch.  Please, I can't even imagine how peeved I'd be if I had watched the whole season.

This show did bring up some really interesting ideas of gender, sexuality and identity, which I am grateful was promoted in prime time.  I only have one more thing to say, then we shall never speak of this again:  There needs to be more hot butch chicks on tv.  That is my decree. 

 Pop Culture rant signing off.  

xoxo

-J.D. Bauchery

www.hotmoviesforher.com

Hmmm. Breaking News?

This just in - drinking a whole lot of booze can cause you to make stupid decisions, including having unprotected sex. I know! It was just as much of a shock to us.

Binge drinking among women is causing an explosion in the numbers of sexually transmitted diseases and unwanted pregnancies, say doctors.

Their research shows more than three-quarters of women taking part in a survey admitted they had unprotected sex because they were drunk.

They also found that female patients with a sexually-transmitted infection drank 40 per cent more than those without.

"Seventy-six per cent of the women had experienced unprotected sex as a result of drinking, and women who binged most heavily experienced significantly more unwanted pregnancies," said the researchers.

Read the rest of the article here.

Seriously, do they really need a scientific study to prove this one? Can't they just look at those girls from Facebook and figure that one out? I'm just sayin'...

xoxo

-J.D. Bauchery
www.hotmoviesforher.com

Deep Sea Diving

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Season's Greetings?

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SVU, Toronto Style

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Rapex

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The Science of Lurve: Part 2

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Body Drama

Really interesting interview in today's New York Magazine's Daily Intelligencer with Miss America finalist Nancy Redd about her new book Body Drama, a body image book for teens that not only covers the gamut of issues, but also includes a 24-page spread of un-retouched vulvas. How cool is that! The book comes out on Dec. 27.

Anyway, here is a snippet of the article.


Growing up, Nancy Redd had a poor relationship with that part of her body that rhymes with Mulva, as Seinfeld famously noted. "I grew up in southern Virginia, where you're lucky if it's referred to as a hoo-ha," said Redd, 26. Then she majored in women's studies at Harvard, won Miss Virginia 2003 and placed in the top ten at Miss America 2004. With a postfeminist résumé like that, it was probably inevitable that she would write Body Drama, a version of Our Bodies, Ourselves for the self-image-addled teen girls and young women of Generation Z, coming out December 27. Covering everything from woes about lopsided boobs and personal smells to serious health issues, it's full of un-retouched photos of buck-naked everyday women, all New Yorkers whom Redd found over Craigslist — including a centerfold of 24 vulvas that gives new meaning to the term "full spread." Redd recounted that shoot to Tim Murphy.


So what did the Craigslist ad say?
It said, "Come show your vagina for a good cause." We ended up shooting about 50. We wanted a variety of colors and shapes, hair and without hair. We concocted this table in a photo studio like you'd have at the gyno — a clean, sterile table with disposable paper. I paid $50 a vulva.

What kinds of women showed up?
There were artists and bankers and a lot of students. Women who wanted to share themselves with the world. I wanted it to be fun vaginas, a happy and wholesome project. We had a pizza area where people watched TV. One woman said, "I can't wait for the book to come out. I'm going to make my boyfriend pick mine out."

Who has actually seen this many vulvas? Lesbians and men who get a lot of play?
Men don't look. When they saw [the vulvas in the book], they said, "I've never seen anything that looks like that." They're so used to their little airbrushed Playboy vulvas. They don't understand that they've got makeup and glycerin down there in porn. When guys have sex, they're not even paying attention to the real deal.

How do women relate to their vulvas?
You'd be surprised about the shame they feel. They say it's too dark, it's too deep, it's too hairy, it's not feminine — which is the most ironic. How can your vulva not be feminine?

Read the rest of the article here.

(via jezebel)

xoxo

-J.D. Bauchery

http://www.hotmoviesforher.com/

Merry Fistmas!

Even though I'm of the Hanukkah celebratin' variety, I can totally get down with Christmas if this is what Santa's bringing this year. (goodiebag.tv via fleshbot)

xoxo

-J.D. Bauchery

www.hotmoviesforher.com

first-timers

The best thing about sex is that there seems to be an endless list of first times to reminisce about or look forward to. Of course, there’s the big one, but there’s also the first time you surrendered control, had a threesome, got spanked, got it on in public, etc – I could go on forever. This compilation, edited by cup cake connoisseur Rachel Kramer Bussel, gathers true stories of mind blowing first times.

The great thing about this anthology from Alyson Books is that there is a story for everyone. Whether you’re looking for cute stories about first loves, or kinkier stories about things you’ve only dreamt of doing, you’ll find them in this eclectic collection.

I was captivated by Audacia Ray’s “What’s a Little Fisting Between Friends?” in which she recounts her first fisting experience. You’ll find yourself giggling as Ray and a friend struggle to reach a mirror so she can see her own cunt swallowing her friend’s hand.

This scintillating collection will remind you that you’re never too old to experience another earth shattering first time.

-The Porn Librarian

Add this excellent book to your collection!

Insert Witty Bra Title Here

Celebrating it's 100th brithday this year, the bra finally get a makeover that's of some real use. Not that covering bras in millions of dollars worth of jewels or making them eco friendly don't constitute as relevant makeovers, but this one goes one step beyond and actually does something for the boobs involved. Crazy idea, huh.

Scientists have developed an "intelligent fabric" with its own sensors that can be used to design bras for women more accurately in the hope of putting an end to the discomfort and even long-term injury that can result from poor bra design.

Researchers have established that even when the bra is the correct size and properly fitted, women can suffer pain and even nerve damage from bra straps.

The vertical movement of the chest can exceed 70mm (almost three inches) during vigorous effort and they say the stresses and strains can affect nerves around the shoulders so seriously that it causes numbness in fingers.

"It is imperative that brassiere designers have access to methods that can accurately and reliably quantify the effects of various brassiere design features on breast motion while not altering the material properties of the brassiere," they say.

They say recent advances in polymer science allow sensors to be built into fabrics to monitor human motion.

"Our results show that the fabric sensors are suitable to monitor breast motion and brassiere function," they say. "Brassiere designers will have the ability directly to assess the effects of changes to each brassiere component on vertical breast and brassiere motion using fabric sensors."


Check out the rest of the article here.


xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery
http://www.hotmoviesforher.com/

Taking Protection to the Next Level

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The Science of Lurve

Hmm... I just don't know if I buy this whole complimentative DNA romance match thing. I guess it could work, but I am doubtful, even with all the research studies. Anyway, I checked the Scientific Match website (which, by the way, looks like it could be from 1996... update anyone?) and noticed that they don't mention same sex couples. And as the curious homo that I am, I emailed in to see what they offer for us same-sexers. I'll be sure to let you know all the riveting info I get back. I'm sure I'll be told something about DNA compatibility and breeding and blah blah blah. But I still thought it was interesting enough to post. What do you guys think? Comment away.

Oh, and the video is from here. (via Jezebel)

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery
http://www.hotmoviesforher.com/

Tree Trimming

Maybe it's the sleep deprivation, or maybe it's just the phrase "Santa with Butt Plug," but I found this article freaking hilarious! There is someting inherently funny about the idea of being able to look at Santa with a tree slung over his shoulder and see him hauling a butt plug... or vice versa, which again is hella funny. But it is seriously ambiguous. Being made out of chocolate is just a bonus.


…Paul McCarthy, a California-based artist known for his reliably disturbing installations, has converted the Maccarone gallery into a chocolate factory. Peter Paul Chocolates LLC, as he calls the enterprise, will operate through the end of 2007, turning out Santa Claus figurines for the Christmas trade.

Made of premium chocolate from the Guittard company, in California, the ten-inch-high figurines sell for a hundred dollars each...

The Santa figurine, whose title is “Santa with Tree and Bell,” is innocuous enough at first glance. We see the large, friendly bell, held in front of him, and the Christmas tree, hoisted on his right shoulder—or is it a Christmas tree? It’s treelike, in an abstract sort of way.

But one is also aware that, a few years back, McCarthy created a twenty-five-foot-high bronze for the city of Rotterdam that he called “Santa with Butt Plug.” Sexual imagery, not always benign, has figured in a good deal of his work. (His 1992 sculptural installation “The Garden” cast an entirely new light on tree-hugging.)

“I’ve made a number of pieces about the butt plug,” he conceded. “I like that it looks like a Christmas tree, and also like a Brancusi, or an Arp. As an artist, you look for things that have multiple meanings.”

Read the whole article here.

I keep picturing a little old granny unwittingly purchasing these tasty chocolate treats as a Christmas surprise for her grandkids. Eww. (I find relief in knowing these are $100 a pop, so that scenario is doubtful. Phew!)

xoxo

-J.D. Bauchery
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Tristan Taormino's Eighth Annual Sexy Gift Guide!!

I know I've been goin a little blog crazy this morning (three updates in 3 hours - a wild woman, it's true), but I just wanted to make sure that you didn't miss Tristan Taormino's Eighth Annual Sexy Gift Guide! The gift buying crunch is gonna start sooner than you could possibly imagine (how the HELL is it December 10th already!?!), so I wanted to make sure we had all the important details before maxing out our credit cards. And who better to critique sex toys/videos/etc. than anal queen/porn director and all around sex expert Tristan Taormino!

The article is super link heavy, which I think is important if you want to be able to just click click click and have everything taken care of. So click here to check it out.

Oh, yeah, and don't forget that porn is a real hot gift. Purchase HMFH minutes for that special someone and maybe you'll get more than a crappy sweater this year.

xoxo

-J.D. Bauchery

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No Sex...

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Hanukkah Hotness

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Not Quite the Mile High Club

Hmm. I knew there was a good reason I moved back to Philly. Funny, I was actually at this very airport last night picking up a friend, and there was nary a cute queer (other than the one I was picking up, of course, cause hot queer friends are how I roll). Hopefully next time I'm stuck waiting for a delayed flight there will be better pickings – not that I'd pull a Sen. Larry Craig or anything...

Philadelphia is known as the City of Brotherly Love and, fittingly, Philadelphia International Airport is the best in the country for making a love connection.

That’s one of the findings of a new AXE Deodorant survey, which analyzed which airports were best for meeting sexy singles based on criteria such as the average delay time (allowing for more chances to chat up a potential date), amenities such as bars and restaurants, and inclement weather.

When the final tally was made, Philadelphia International flew away with the honor of “Best Airport For Making A Connection,” in part, because it has some of the nation’s longest and most frequent flight delays. Amazingly, 32 percent of all flights are delayed at least 60 minutes.

There are other airports with more delays and canceled flights – such as O’Hare International in Chicago – but Philly is better for hooking up because it has a whopping 16 bars, seven lounges and 57 restaurants where a horny traveler can meet a potential inductee into the Mile-High Club if and when their plane ever leaves the ground.

Check out the rest of the article here.

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery
http://www.hotmoviesforher.com/

Getting Off: A Woman’s Guide To Masturbation

Any one who has been paying attention knows that the ladies of HotMovies4Her love us some Jamye Waxman. What’s not to love? She’s brilliant, a devoted sex-educator, and author of “Getting Off: A Woman’s Guide To Masturbation” from Seal Press. I mean, anyone who would devote this much time to my pleasure is ok in my book!

Getting Off is an exhaustive study of self-love that is honest, often funny, and always empowering. The author covers anatomy, toys, technique and the history of masturbation. Who knew that one early vibrator found in doctors’ offices was fueled by a coal-powered furnace and required two men to run!

My favorite thing about his book is the frank discussion about the stigma surrounding masturbation and sex for women. You’ll probably find a paragraph in most sex books for women that explains that masturbation is sometimes treated as a taboo subject, but it’s ok. Waxman takes the time to debunk a number of societal claims about going solo that helped most of us to feel guilty at some point.

If bibliographies get you hot too, you’re in for a treat! Waxman has provided her readers with an extensive resource list that includes books, movies, and websites. What’s brilliant is the fact that she includes great educational resources like a link to The Feminist Women’s Heath Center, and also points you in the right direction to enhance your sex life with mentions of Babeland, Comstock Films, and even HotMoviesForHer.com!

Overall, Waxman has put together a great guide that our feminist foremothers would be proud of. Next time you feel a case of hysteria coming on, pick it up and learn to love yourself better!
Be sure to check out Personal Touch With Jamye Waxman Volume 1 - Toying With Pleasure and our interview with Jamye!

-The Porn Librarian

Add this excellent book to your collection!

Waxman, J. (2007). Getting Off: A Woman’s Guide To Masturbation. Emeryville, CA: Seal Press.

Mix Tape Rewind

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Mary Carey Saves Lives

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Save the Date!

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Bandito

Let me introduce you to my new BFF, Bandito. Yeah, I know she looks a little bit like a starry-eyed hippie, what with her lavender hue and ethereal swirly patterns, but she is totally hardcore hot. And yeah, she may resemble a dick, but for me, she is 100% silicone lady lovin'.

With a perfectly curved tip and those previously mentioned swirls along the shaft, that Bandito did what no other g-spot toy has done before - I hold her personally responsible for my first ever g-spot orgasm. Way to go, lady!

And even though her head is in the clouds, my girl is totally grounded with an awesome concave triangular base that fits a hand or harness like it was made to be there.

Bandito, I sense this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.


Don't take it from me. Find your own friend in Fun Factory's Bandito.

Check out my full review of Bandito at EdenFantasys.com!

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery
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Happy Hanukkah!

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Turbo Bullet

Alright, I’ll admit it. I wasn’t overly anxious to try out the Turbo Bullet from California Exotic Novelties. You see, I have another toy that looks exactly like this one, except it’s red and it has a few extra functions like pulsation and escalation. When I saw that this one didn’t offer me the roller coaster ride I’ve come to love over the years, I wasn’t very excited. However, I take my work seriously, so yesterday I opened up the package, grabbed four AA’s, and went off to earn my paycheck.

Right from the first buzz, I knew I had been wrong to judge the Turbo Bullet so quickly. It’s amazing what one more little double A can bring to a vibe! This baby packs a lot of punch, offering eight powerful levels of stimulation.

The controller is fantastic, allowing you to control the buzz with little or no thought. It comes with a nubby silicone sleeve, but I wasn’t a big fan of it. I usually enjoy a little extra stimulation, but it didn’t really do much for me. The sleeve might be put to better use on a less powerful bullet.

I should also warn you that if you’re still bunking at your mom’s house, you may want to consider how much time you spend at home alone before adding this one to you collection. This bullet sings, but that’s what I expect from a toy that packs so much punch.

The turbo Bullet will rock your world quickly, although, for me, it’s not the best toy for a long night of play and exploration. Don’t get me wrong, this is a great toy and I have a feeling that I’ll be reaching for the Turbo Bullet quite often when I’m not in the mood to cuddle!

Kick it up a notch with the Turbo Bullet!

Hello Pussy... err, I mean Kitty, Hello Kitty!

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Violet Blue Deck’s Her Halls

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Dirty Hair

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Tampons: For More Than Just Decorating Your Vagina

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2008 Sex-Positive Journalism Awards

Finally, good sexuality news writing is getting the recognition it deserves! Brand spankin' new for 2008 is the Sex-Positive Journalism Awards (the "Sexies")!

Responding to all the crappy, sensationalized reporting, as well as the general state of things,
the National Coalition for Sexual Freedom, the Center for Sex and Culture, Babeland, and journalist Miriam Axel-Lute created the Sexies to promote fair and accurate coverage of sexual topics. How cool is that!! Plus, the panel of judges is made up of some of the best sex writers in the field, including Dan Savage and Carol Queen.

One of the best things about the Sexies is that readers can submit articles they believe to embody the spirit of sex positive journalism! Having nominations open for the general public to submit is so awesome because it follows the point of journalism in the first place - to disseminate information to the masses. And what better way to get the masses opinion of what they believe to be good journalism than to ask them to join in with nominations.

So, keep the Sexies in mind as you're sipping your coffee and reading the paper, or while you're trolling the Internet instead of doing your work (not that I know anyone who does that...). Submission must be in by March 2008. You have plenty of time to enter a piece - no excuses! Take control of what you read by letting everyone know who you think is an awesome sex positive writer!

Check out the nominee criteria.

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery
www.hotmoviesforher.com

Arrr Matey, Get Ye Booty

Alright, by now you should be finished up with your 5 a.m. romp through retail hell and all stocked up on your discounted digital cameras and iPods. Good, because we have bigger fish to fry today.

I don't know if anyone told you (I only found out yesterday) but today is Fuck Like A Pirate Day! Ok, this is where I channel my inner wench and bust out my best pirate lingo fer yar enjoyment, ye scurvy seadog ye. Go plunder that there booty before yar sun be setting over the high seas.

[Poor lingo attempt over. You'd think someone with a big ass pirate treasure tattoo would be able to talk pirate like the best of 'em, but alas, I fall short in the lingo department. And yes, I'm shamed.]

Anyway, while I might not suggest this per se, I think everyone needs to go out today and get all hands on deck for some hot scallywag action. Go now - you've already wasted precious hours at the mall.

Oh, and If you need a little inspiration, HMFH has everything you need.

Happy Fuck Like A Pirate Day!

Required Arrr...

xoxo
-J.D. "Shiver Me Timbers" Bauchery
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Happy Thanksgiving From HotMoviesForHer.com

"The National Thanksgiving Turkey was raised using normal feeding and other production techniques. The one exception is they were provided increased interaction with people so that they would be prepared for their role at the White House Ceremony." - White House Website

Annual pardoning of the turkey, huh?

Have an awesome Thanksgiving!

xoxo-
HotMoviesForHer.com

Celebrate Black Friday With HotMoviesForHer.com

HotMoviesForHer.com encourages early risers to beat more than just the crowds this Black Friday!

HotMoviesForHer.com will be FREE for ALL USERS on Friday, November 23, 5am-6am EST.

No extra sign-up needed. Just log on to HotMoviesForHer.com as usual and take advantage of one FREE hour of over 80,000 movies to chose from.

With that kind of selection, you should have no problems making sure the early bird gets the worm this Black Friday.

Basting Your Turkey

Clearly Thanksgiving is rapidly approaching...

15 Ways to Use a Turkey Baster for Sex

Turkey basters: they're not just for artificial insemination or glazing your poultry. With these helpful hints, your turkey won't be the only thing that's moist and juicy.

1. Use it to suck your clit
Remove the rubber bulb, place the opening over your clitoris, and squeeze rhythmically. Use some water-based lube for more suction and sensation. Simulate oral sex or just get your clit pumped up and sensitive.

2. Use it to suck your dick
Guys, try the same thing on the head of your cock. It's like a mouth sucking on just the end. With a soft rubber bulb you probably won't hurt yourself, but be gentle.

3. Use it as a nipple pump
Use the bulb the same way to "pump" your partner's nipples. Let suction hold the bulb in place, then pull it, hit it, or let it hang.

4. Hump the baster tube
Rub the plastic baster tube against your clitoris, over it, and on the sides. Raised markings on the tube will give extra stimulation.

5. Water massage
Use it to squirt streams of water onto your clit. Do it fast and you can get a "pulsing" effect going. It's easiest to do this in the tub.

There are still ten more uses! Check out the rest here.

[insert all impregnating lesbians jokes here]

Happy short work week!

xoxo
-J.D. Bacuhery
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Celestial Perfection

Great. My first sex toy review and I had a deadline. By the end of November I had to winterize the windows, clean the gutters, and convince my nerdy girlfriend to get her nose out of her journals and, well, in between my legs. Fortunately for me and the future of my relationship, the last wasn’t as daunting as cleaning the gutters.

I’m not known for my patience. Because of this, dear readers, you are getting a two for one review. I received the Celestial Perfection during a week when the aforementioned girlfriend was scheduled to work nights, and I didn’t want to introduce a new toy to the mix before we could give it the proper attention it deserved. This heroic attitude lasted thirty hours, after which I decided that it would be proper to take this new toy out for a test drive myself.

I wasn’t sure what to expect, since I received this toy in a sealed plastic bag without any marketing slogans to let me know just how great it is. It doesn’t look like a penis, which is good for me, and appeared to have a decent g-spot curve, which is what tempted me in the first place. I inserted the bullet and quickly found myself impressed with this mystery dildo! This baby curves in all of the right places and the balled tip stimulated my g-spot better than any other toy I’ve used. I immediately started counting down the days until the dreaded week of night shifts was over.

Since I had been raving about the wonders of my new acquisition for four days, it didn’t take much (or any) work to get my girl into bed once we were back on the same schedule. Let me tell you, we were not disappointed. The CP is great when combined with a harness. It’s a little bigger than other dildos we’ve used, but that turned out to be a good thing. It’s well thought out curves combined with a decent vibration, left two girls very happy and thoroughly exhausted.

To top it off, the Celestial Perfection is made of silicone, so I threw it on the top rack of the dishwasher and finally sat down to cross something off of my to-do list.

I definitely recommend this toy to women across the globe. It’s a little pricey at $69.95, but like with so many other things, you get what you pay for when it comes to sex toys. You’ll definitely get your moneys worth.

See Stars With the Celestial Perfection!

J.D. Bauchery’s List of Gettin’ Off and Givin’ Thanks!

New Sex Tips posted on http://www.hotmoviesforher.com/!

I don't know about you, but when it comes to this time of year, only two things come to my mind - turkey and pie. Thanksgiving has become such a grocery store holiday that I've completely overlooked the true meaning. This year I'm changing my ways, doing it up and giving thanks, sex tips style.

In honor of Thanksgiving, I've rounded up the things I'm most thankful for and narrowed them down to my top 5 picks. Feast away on J.D. Bauchery's List of Getting' Off and Givin' Thanks!

Head over to http://www.hotmoviesforher.com/ to check out my list!

Have a great Thanksgiving!

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery
http://www.hotmoviesforher.com/

Saving the World, One Bra at a Time

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Got A Minute?

Sometimes there’s nothing hotter than a quickie. There’s just something about those frantic few minutes of indiscretion that leave you wet and wondering why your pants are around you ankles in a stairwell. In Got A Minute?, well known author of erotica Alison Tyler has compiled 60 short pieces that will fill your head with all sorts of dirty ideas and leave you plenty of time to follow through on them.

You’ll find a myriad of fantasies played out for you in this anthology. Two women welcome a man into their bedroom in Hired Hunk, but he’s only allowed to pleasure himself as they go at it. Rachel Kramer Bussel captures the emotion of this moment brilliantly. The confidence and trust these women have in each other is just as hot as the sex.

As expected with any compilation, not every story did it for me, but I can’t really complain about a three page story wasting my time. You’re sure to find plenty of gems in this compilation of very short stories from Cleis Press. You’ll find yourself reading your favorites again, and hopefully aloud, as you cuddle up against the cold this winter.

-The Porn Librarian

Add this excellent book to your collection!

Tyler, A (ed.). (2007). Got A Minute? Sixty-Second Erotica. San Francisco, CA: Cleis Press, Inc.

I’m a Genius!

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Binary Booty Call

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Dreamer Vibe

Every toy comes with it's own set of pros and cons. Some have more pros than cons and some more cons than pros, but the neat thing about all of it is that my cons can be your pros and visa versa! I'll put it right out there that the Dreamer Vibe (otherwise known as Lucid Curves #21) wasn't my favorite toy in the world. It was pretty decent at getting the job done and getting me off, but I would say that from a cost-benefit analysis, the cons outweighed the pros for me.

You can't tell from the picture posted, but the nubby head and the dial actually face away from each other (not perpendicular) and both sides have a curve to them, so the toy is shaped like an "s." It reminded me of a hot pink periscope or some kind of worm-ish looking creature, especially with little nubs all over the clit stimulating surface. And speaking of the nubs, I actually find them kind of painful on my bits, so I ended up turning the toy around and using the plain hard plastic back end, which worked just fine.

This is a waterproof toy, which is totally awesome for people who love getting off in the shower or tub, I, unfortunately, am not one of those people. I have an irrational fear (well, I suppose it's not that irrational) of electricity and water, and even though a toy is billed as waterproof, I prefer to stay on dry land.

The multi speed setting dial isn't necessarily loose or super easy to move, but somehow every time I moved the vibe around, I kept accidentally hitting the dial and turning the toy off. I have no idea how I did this, but it happened a few times. This was particularly frustrating because every time I turned it back on, it seemed to get louder (which I'm sure was just my imagination).

I was a little surprised at the noise level that came from the vibe. It was much louder than I would have expected. I was actually a little reluctant to turn it on higher, as I was afraid of waking up my roommate (who's room is down the hall, and both our doors were closed). It wasn't super loud like a lawnmower or anything, but I would say it made more noise than an electric toothbrush or razor, which is a little be too loud for my liking.

I know this review sounds like I downright hated this toy, but that's actually not the case. While I might not go straight for this vibe when I reach in my toy box, it would totally work for me in a pinch. And who's to say that I wouldn't use it on someone else…

Get wet and wild with Doc Johnson's Dreamer Vibe!