Wednesday, March 7, 2007

GUEST MOVIE REVIEW from Blam! Blam!

Blam! Blam! describe themselves as an Erotic Bedside Journal… which is actually the perfect description. This sweet sized publication is filled with erotica, articles, interviews, “Ask Miss Kitty”, art, juicy hot stylish photos, pretty much everything you’d want - plus they aren’t afraid to get a little kinky (yes!). We invited one of their writers, Michelle, to our website to check out our stealth collection of awesome movies - she was kind enough to write a review of one of her favorites:

Babylon Pink from Command Cinema
2007 AVN Award Nominee for Best Classic DVD
Review courtesy of Michelle from Blam! Blam!

I have recently been introduced to a fabulous website called hotmoviesforher.com. The website’s name alone challenged me to find a hot movie for her and being too used to the cheesy, low-budget porn I viewed at the ex-boyfriend’s college dorm room, I was skeptical.

However, I have to say that I was impressed with the myriad of movies available to me and the fact that no membership was required. The curious can just pay per minute. I browsed the most popular list after becoming engrossed with all I had to choose from. I browsed the most popular list to endure I picked a good one. Right away, my eye was drawn to a vintage photo of a girlish woman clad in burlesque-meets-schoolgirl fashion. I read a little caption which claimed it was “the blushing-hot female fantasy film of all time!” Next, I noticed the cover was riddled with rave reviews, making it more intriguing. Finally, I read the list of the cast and saw Samantha Fox’s name. Fond memories of making up dances to her songs with my best friend in fourth grade filled my brain. I realized where I had seen this photo before. This was Samantha’s old job before she became a pop star and the main reason my parents disagreed with me listening to such naughty music. “Oh, this is gonna be good!” I thought to myself… and it was.

A couple of the scenes will definitely burn in my mind as favorite X-Rated scenes of all time. One of them being a scene where a woman fantasizes about lying on a dinner table, nude, and having everyone eat her instead of food. My ultimate favorite: the lonely housewife’s fantasy lover, a man she waved to on the street out her window, magically appears in her apartment while her husband is at work. Instantly, her curlers are out, her hair’s wild and her make-up is sexy. The two begin to having rowdy, acrobatic sex; he literally lifts her upside down while standing on the bed and goes to town on her pussy. He then tosses her around like a rag doll into questionable positions for the faint-of-heart. Continually teasing her until she is uncontrollably humping his leg, he proceeds to fuck her like a wild animal. All the while, some extended, jungle version of Time Has Come Today by the Chambers Brothers plays on the soundtrack. Hot.

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