Movie Review: Neu Wave Hookers

• Neu Wave Hookers

  

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  Studio: VCA Category: 2007 AVN Winners and Nominees

  Campy, adorable, and cast with some of the hottest talent in the alt-porn genre. Neu Wave Hookers is set in a colorful soft-lit world with a superhip soundtrack. James Deen with Riley Mason on a playground swingset; how amazing is that? And the intro to Sierra Sinn’s double penetration scene with James Deen and Tommy Pistol masturbating on someone’s mom to the song ‘’Dig It”, is hysterical, matched by the hotness of the actual scene. Dana DeArmond plays Traci Lords in the re-enactment of the casting of the original “New Wave Hookers”. In another scene, Kurt Lockwood picks Riley Mason up, and turns her upside down to 69 while another girl blows him. Sexual acrobatics are kinda really awesome. Especially when they lead to Kurt taking a finger or two up the butt, and liking it. The final scene kicks off with a singalong about the joys of vibrators, and turns into an all girl orgy. An all girl orgy I wish I was in the middle of. To console myself, I think I’ll sing “Orgazmitron” on the way home from work. It’s really a shame we can’t contrast Neu Wave Hookers with New Wave Hookers, as all copies of the original were destroyed, but Eon does a great job both giving us some background on the original movie and of presenting a window into the world of oversexed neu wave club kids. The action is hot *and* inventive enough to satisfy a veteran porno viewer, but is still first-timer-friendly.
  -Stoya