Monday, April 23, 2007

Penis Owners Manual

I think not having a penis makes learning about them *that* much more interesting...but who knew that a penis in good condition would be valued at £50,000???

HARD STARTING OR STALLING


If your penis fails to become erect, even after repeated cranking, or if you have trouble maintaining an erection, let it idle for a while. Just about every man experiences an occasional erection problem, so try not to let it bother you. If you do it can develop into a psychological problem that can require extensive systems analysis to remedy. Chances are you are just temporarily flooded with work worries, anxiety or fatigue - all of which can temporarily foul your engine. If the problem continues, ask your mechanic about a new injector.


HANDLING


In order to become familiar with the natural feel of your equipment and learn how it responds in different situations high speed sexual driving on a closed circuit can be helpful. According to a recent survey, nearly one tenth of British men do this weekly (a greater ration in the North of England naturally). And contrary to popular belief , it will not harm your equipment, in fact, it can be viewed as good practice lap for sex, where you're forever flirting with the limits of control.


Wow - they make it sound so complicated. I have never had any trouble operating one. Maybe they're having user error issues?


Essin' Em


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