Monday, May 7, 2007

Movie Review: Porn Stars From Mars

Porn Stars From Mars!

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Studio: Starr ProductionsE Category: Features - Humor

Aliens. Hot aliens. Covered in green latex body paint and with purple hair. Can porn get any better than that? This B-flick movie features female aliens from Mars in search of cute males. While waiting to discover interesting male life, the queen and one of her ladies in waiting get down to business, probing one another with sex toys, and let me tell you, you have not lived life until you see an alien orgasm. Ok, well, maybe you have, but it was still hilarious. I love adult movies that do not take themselves too seriously; from the intentional bad acting, to actors playing multiple characters, to the green slime sliding across the screen, to the purple nipples; this movie is HILARIOUS. Plus, any movie that features Ron Jeremy as the President of the USA is going to be awesome. A fun soundtrack, some funny and outrageous sex scenes, a random plot that tends to fold back on itself…you just cannot find porn like this anymore. Great movie, tons of fun, a big thumbs up!
-Essin’ Em

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