Room service at a whole new level

Imagine that you're traveling, and staying in a swanky hotel. You flip on the TV and buy a pair per view movie. You open the mini bar, and purchase some liquor to keep yourself entertained. You call down and order up some room service to quench your hunger. Add a long soak in the tub, a terry robe, and a comfy bed. All your needs are taken care of, except for one. Now the decison is which sex toy do you want delivered?

Call it the most genius marriage of sexy service and style to date…

Recently the uberhip Bryant Park Hotel in New York City hooked up with (excuse the pun) The Pleasure Chest to begin offering its Objects of Pleasure Menu. Basically, it’s a menu that lives in the room mini-bar that has an accompanying channel on BPH television. After you look over the gorgeous photos (see the spread below), you can simply call down to the office and order your selection.

It’s like room service for sex toys!

Each toy is prepackaged and brought discreetly up to your room by one of the hotel’s specially trained (and, hello, very attractive) employees. It can also be purchased and mailed discreetly back to your home base, all without ever leaving your room.

The toys offered for purchase are some of the most upscale and designer gadgets on the market, so you’re sure to get your money’s worth. I foresee this being a huge hit amongst the A-listers that frequent the hotel during various Fashion Weeks.

Besides, what would New York City be if we weren’t at the forefront of scandalous and daring?

Evidently, I've always stayed at the wrong hotels.

Essin' Em

Order some sex toy room service and read on